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Pick of the Month

Pick of the Month

31st July 2016

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Here’s my grab-bag pick of the best illustration inspiring celebrity gossip, scandals, arts, entertainment, & just plain quirky stories & picture sexiness. A round-up for busy pervs. There’s pictures—reading optional.

Disclaimer: Any comments I make are purely satirical, totally without foundation, and in this day and age anyone that still believes photos never lie or that the feeding tube that from which celeb gossip sucks copy nutrient care about the likelyhood of fact is likely as convinced that fundation from which to build up from skepticism cogito proved that beared old white chap created the Earth just to look at Kim K’s mirror selfies too.

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Pick of the best stories & pics

Updated 1st August 2016.

Story added: Bai Ling, (nipples) night out in Los Angeles.

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Demi Lovato thigh delight Kiss FM Wango Tango (Pick of the Month, 31st May 2016)

Charli XCX gave much panty and cheek flashage at Pop City (cheekypopdivadigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

Charli XCX, Pop City at Create Nightclub, Los Angeles

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Charli XCX, LA Pride Music Festival (Pick of the Month, 30th June 2016)
Charli XCX, Cannes pokies (Pick of the Month, 31st May 2016)

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Cara and Kendall, CaKe no more (Latest Picks, 15th June 2016)
Cara Delevingne poked it for Lyme disease (Pick of the Month, 30th June 2016)

Margot Robbie was candidly caught topless in Hawaii (celebrityoopsdigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

Margot Robbie, Hawaii

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Suicide Squad, first official trailer (Latest picks 20th January 2016)

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Fifty Shades of Grey released; okay, so how’d it do? (Pick of the Week 22nd February 2015)

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Lady Gaga gave V teat (Pick of the Month, 31st January 2016)

Bella Hadid gave St. Barts booty (celebexposuredigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

Bella Hadid, St. Barts

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Bella Hadid, Cannes upskirt oops (Pick of the Month, 31st May 2016)

Hailee Steinfeld shared summer bikini booty (celebexposuredigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

Hailee Steinfeld, Instagram

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Hailee Steinfeld gave candid balcony bikini cheek (Pick of the Month, 31st May 2016)

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Christina Milian, see-thru nippleage for Maxim (Pick of the Month, 30th June 2016)

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Kendall Jenner gave NYC see-thru boobage (Pick of the Month, 30th June 2016)

Iggy Azalea’s mirror selfie sparked butt rumours (cheekypopdivadigest
.blogspot.co.uk) in much the same way straight sticks were declared bent when dipped in water back when ol’ Rene Descartes was having one of those “meditations”.

Iggy Azalea, Instagram

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Iggy Azalea celebrated a booty-ful birthday (Pick of the Month, 30th June 2016)
Iggy Azalea, interview upskirt (Pick of the Month, 30th April 2016)

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Ariel Winter Dog Years cheek (Pick of the Month, 30th June 2016)
Ariel Winter, protruding pokies (Pick of the Month, 31st May 2016)

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JoJo flashed stomach selfies (Pick of the Month, 30th June 2016)
JoJo gave Gummy Bear tongue (Pick of the Month, 31st May 2016)
JoJo braless see-thru nippleage (Pick of the Month, 30th April 2016)

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Chrissy Teigen, voluminous candid pokies (Pick of the Month, 30th June 2016)
Chrissy Teigen brazenly #FreesNipple on Instagram (Pick of the Month, 6th July 2015)

Alexa PenaVega gave bump love (celebexposuredigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

Alexa PenaVega, Instagram

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Alexa PenaVega, baby bumpage (Pick of the Month, 30th June 2016)
Alexa PenaVega poked it for beauty (Pick of the Month, 31st May 2016)
Alexa PenaVega gave FabFitFun endorsement pokeage (Pick of the Month, 29th February 2016)

Tongue teasers

Dani Thorne gave sickness tongue (celebritytonguedigest
.blogspot.co.uk)…

Dani Thorne, Instagram

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Selena Gomez poked it for Independence Day (celebritytonguedigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

Selena Gomez, Instagram

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Gigi Hadid gave Milan Fashion Week boob (Pick of the Month, 29th February 2016)

Charli XCX gave “feel alive” pokeage (celebritytonguedigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

Charli XCX, Instagram

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Zendaya poked it at Nickleodean Kid’s Choice Sports Awards (celebritytonguedigest
.blogspot.co.uk)…

Zendaya, Nickleodean Kid’s Choice Sports Awards

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Zendaya gave KittenGalore pokeage (Pick of the Month, 31st October 2015)
Zendaya “Daya” debuting pokeage (Pick of the Month, 31st August 2015)

Miley Cyrus gave pool daaaaaze pokeage (celebritytonguedigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

Miley Cyrus, Instagram

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Miley Cyrus, leaked and outtake pics (Pick of the Month, 30th April 2016)
Miley Cyrus, SoHo shopping nipple (Pick of the Month, 31st March 2016)
Christina Aguilera and Miley Cyrus gave The Voice pokeage (Pick of the Month, 29th February 2016)

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Dulce María bikini cleavage selfie (Latina Pick of the Month, 8th April 2015)

.:: Top column 2 ::.
Demi Lovato—The Future Now
As delightfully spontaneously Confident as she often now gets, it could indeed be a bared bright future!

Kim Kardashian West shared pre-photoshoot fitting (celebexposuredigest
.blogspot.co.uk)…

Kim Kardashian West, Instagram

And, according to the sowed dissension inherent in “good” copy, Kylie Jenner perhaps decided “anything you can do…” (or it could just be, indeed, that’s what they exceedingly profitably do).

Kylie Jenner, Snapchat

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Kim Kardashian West, GQ tenth anniversary photoshoot (Pick of the Month, 30th June 2016)
Kendall and Kylie Jenner, Topshop swimwear photoshoot (Pick of the Month, 30th June 2016)

Ireland Baldwin got her Treats out (celebexposuredigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

Ireland Baldwin, Treats issue 11

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Ireland Baldwin gave peachy cheek (Pick of the Month, 30th November 2015)

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Bella Thorne is Galore’s summertime crush (Pick of the Month, 30th June 2016)
Bella and Dani Thorne, bikini goodness and puffy nipslip (Pick of the Month, 30th April 2016)

Bai Ling, (nipples) night out in Los Angeles (celebrityoopsdigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

Bai Ling, night out in Los Angeles

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Bai Ling, on the beach in Santa Monica (Pick of the Month 30th June 2016)
Bai Ling, Night of 100 Stars nipple (Pick of the Month, 31st March 2016)

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Maitland Ward costume assortment tittie and pussy (Pick of the Month, 30th June 2016)
Maitland Ward, topless hot tub (Pick of the Month, 30th April 2016)

Arts, culture, tech. & funnies

The Armada portrait of Queen Elizabeth I, © Michael Bowles/Getty
The Armada portrait of Queen Elizabeth I, © Michael Bowles/Getty

Iconic Armada portrait of Queen Elizabeth I saved by the public (theweek.co.uk).

“One of the most famous portraits in British history will be owned by the public for the first time after a fundraising campaign raised more than £10m to purchase it. The Armada portrait of Queen Elizabeth I is being sold by descendants of Sir Francis Drake, who is thought to have commissioned it in 1590, and it will go on display in Greenwich in October. … The artist of the Armada portrait remains unidentified, although earlier art historians have ascribed it to George Gower or Nicholas Hilliard, the Art Newspaper reports.”

“Saved” as in meaning staying in Britain of course rather than joining London Bridge in Arizona (dailymail.co.uk) or such.

Trivia: I was born and grew up in the town in which Queen Liz gave that historic speech to her troops as the Spanish Armada approched—of course, some time, several centuries after—which helped consolidate her small kingdom threatened by grave internal divisions and allowing it to exert itself vigorously as a major European power in politics, commerce, and the arts after, due much to its own later navel power: Queen Elizabeth I, speech to the troops at Tilbury (luminarium.org).

Updated 13th October 2017.

Saved, and now cleaned:

Armada portrait of Elizabeth I returns after “spectacular” restoration (theguardian.com).

“One of the most recognisable portraits in British history is returning to public view transformed after a six-month restoration project to remove centuries of retouching, grime and varnish. ‘You can read the painting better; it is more spectacular and, actually, you are now looking at something which is more akin to the impact it would have had in the Elizabethan period.’ The conservation was carried out by Elizabeth Hamilton-Eddy, senior paintings conservator at Royal Museums Greenwich. She was given a separate studio and the opportunity to work on the painting with no other work distractions. ‘I was able to sit and concentrate on this one marvellous painting for a full six months,’ she said. ‘It was wonderful—the opportunity of a lifetime.’”

Meanwhile, the Lil’ Englanders Queen Liz I was instrumental in defining still can’t are still burning their own negotiation ships attempting Brexit with regards St. Theresa’s bluff with a low pair (thisisnocave.blogspot.co.uk, 12th Oct. 2017) that is fooling no one not thing Rhodesia could still be saved.

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“Feminist art activists The Guerrilla Girls will create a new artwork to be displayed in Whitechapel Gallery this October. The group have been confronting sexism in art galleries for over thirty years, and will use their commission at Whitechapel Gallery to interrogate the European art scene. In 1986, they created a poster called It’s Even Worse In Europe; their new piece will aim to find out if this is still the case. … A famous poster made by the group in 1989 asked ‘Do women have to be naked to get into the Met. Museum?’ after finding that less than 5% of the artists displayed in the New York museum were women, but 85% of the museum’s nudes were female.”

Indeed, and sincerely respectful as I am to their undoubted talent they are more than welcome to even up the score, for, I fear, even though last time I looked gallery attendance is pretty equally male and female, market forces and that distasteful yet very much there thing called law of supply and demand—a demand which there obviously is—may be their real enemy…

.:: Read more ::. (Latest Picks 21st July 2016).

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Sea of Hull installation by Spencer Tunick
Sea of Hull installation by Spencer Tunick

3,200 people strip off in Hull for artist’s huge installation (dailymail.co.uk).

“Thousands of people have stripped and been painted blue as they starred in a huge installation to celebrate Hull’s relationship with the sea. Hull City Council said 3,200 people took part in the event—the largest of its kind ever to be staged in the UK by New York-based artist Spencer Tunick. … The hundreds who gathered at dawn were daubed with four shades of blue body paint in celebration of Hull’s maritime heritage and then posed for a series of site specific installations around some of the city’s best known historic locations.”

Exposed hull engagement undoubtedly causing a primary or even a secondary swell for some and a squirt tsunami for cosplay Avatar fans. 😜

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“Madness terrified Vincent van Gogh, yet he also wondered if it was inseparable from artistic genius. … For the modern age, it is Vincent himself who embodies that fatal creative malady. Yet, a new exhibition at the Van Gogh Museum in Amsterdam questions what it sees as a romantic myth about the Dutch artist, who lethally shot himself in a cornfield at Auvers-sur-Oise in 1890. Using a combination of art, written documents and a severely rusted revolver that was found by a farmer in 1960 in that same cornfield, On the Verge of Insanity argues that far from inspiring his art, Van Gogh’s illness was an impediment to his talent. It stopped him working for long periods, and he heroically defied its totally uncreative effects to create some of the most powerful art in history.”

“Impediment” which is seemingly as much directed at him being unable to fulfil his potential than at the manner in which an odd, intense and deeply troubled socially awkward friendless loner who did not want to be alone was viewed during in his lifetime rather than with the affection and adoration that is heaped on him long after his recognition.

.:: Read more ::. (Latest Picks 12th July 2016).

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“Senior researchers Vladimir Pomerantcev and Olga Rubtsova, working under the guidance of Professor Vladimir Kukulin (SINP MSU), were able to use on an ordinary desktop PC with GPU to solve complicated integral equations of quantum mechanics—previously solved only with the powerful, expensive supercomputers. According to Vladimir Kukulin, the personal computer does the job much faster: in 15 minutes it is doing the work requiring normally 2-3 days of the supercomputer time.”

And at mere fraction of the cost replaced seemigly each year with exponential performance indicative of Moore’s law (Wikipedia) proof that the new electronics “disposeable age” backs the PC for similar reasons it won the PC vs MAC/quantity vs quality battle now being repeated with Android that finally turned Apple into making branded quality carriable tablets, pods and phones and away from it’s traditional base in graphics and video production (Oct. 2011).

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Tags: Alexa Vega, Ariel Winter, Bella Hadid, Bella Thorne, Blake Lively, Cara Delevingne, Charli XCX, Chrissy Teigen, Christina Milian, Dakota Johnson, Dani Thorne, Danna Paola, Demi Lovato, Dulce Maria, Gabrielle Union, Gigi Hadid, Hailee Steinfeld, Iggy Azalea, Ireland Baldwin, Joanna “JoJo” Levesque, Kelly Rohrbach, Kendall Jenner, Kim Kardashian, Kylie Jenner, Lady Gaga, Maitland Ward, Margot Robbie, Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift, Zendaya.

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