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Pick of the Month

31st August 2016

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Here’s my grab-bag pick of the best illustration inspiring celebrity gossip, scandals, arts, entertainment, & just plain quirky stories & picture sexiness. A round-up for busy pervs. There’s pictures—reading optional.

Disclaimer: Any comments I make are purely satirical, totally without foundation, and for damn sure I’ll be trying every quantum API trick I can muster to untangle anthing pictorially obscuring from SelGo’s cheeks.

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Pick of the best stories & pics

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Kendall Jenner, Love Fall/Winter issue (Pick of the Month, 31st July 2016)
Kendall Jenner gave NYC see-thru boobage (Pick of the Month, 30th June 2016)

Bella Thorne gave sideboob hip shake (celebrityoopsdigest

Bella Thorne, Snapchat

And gave some more shake in Playboy preview photoshoot (celebexposuredigest

Bella Thorne, Snapchat

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Bella and Dani Thorne, when in Rome… (Pick of the Month, 31st July 2016)
Bella Thorne is Galore’s summertime crush (Pick of the Month, 30th June 2016)

Rihanna gave cleavage in London (celebrityoopsdigest…

Rihanna, London

Appeared—albeit late—at the annual summer V Festival (cheekypopdivadigest…

Rihanna, V Festival Hylands Park in Chelmsford, Essex England

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Rihanna gave Barbados booty (Pick of the Month, 30th June 2016)
Rihanna, “Needed Me” photoshoot (Pick of the Month, 30th April 2016)
RiRi gave see-thru boobs shooting a music video in Miami (Pick of the Month, 31st March 2016)

Selena Gomez gave Revival photoshoot cheek in Austin (celebrityoopsdigest…

Selena Gomez, Revival Tour photoshoot in Austin

Was see-thru in Sydney (celebrityoopsdigest…

Selena Gomez, leaving a Chinese restaurant in Sydney, Australia

Updated 4th September 2016.

But sadly…

Selena Gomez cancels Revival tour due to “anxiety and depression” after being diagnosed with Lupus (

“Selena Gomez has cancelled the remainder of her world tour is taking a break from the spotlight due to anxiety, depression and panic attacks, she has revealed. The Revival tour was planned to end in Guadalajara, Mexico in December this year, but in a statement released today it was confirmed the singer wouldn't be carrying on.”

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SelGo, fan meet and greet nip slip (Pick of the Month, 31st July 2016)

Demi Lovato gave Seattle’s Key Arena Confident booty (cheekypopdivadigest

Demi Lovato, Key Arena, Seattle

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Demi Lovato, Future Now (Pick of the Month, 31st July 2016)
Demi Lovato thigh delight Kiss FM Wango Tango (Pick of the Month, 31st May 2016)

Lady Gaga gave recording studio nipples (celebrityoopsdigest

Lady Gaga, NYC recording studio

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Lady Gaga gave V teat (Pick of the Month, 31st January 2016)

Vanessa Hudgens gave shopping cheek (celebrityoopsdigest

Vanessa Hudgens, Ralph’s in Studio City

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Stella and Vanessa Hudgens poked it for cotton candy (Pick of the Month, 30th June 2016)
Stella and Vanessa Hudgens, springbreak Miami (Pick of the Month, 30th April 2016)

Margot Robbie gave NYC pokies (celebrityoopsdigest

Margot Robbie, Cara Delevingne leaving hotel in NYC

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Margot Robbie, topless in Hawaii (Pick of the Month, 31st July 2016)
Suicide Squad, first official trailer (Latest picks 20th January 2016)

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Ariel Winter, cut off shorts booty (Pick of the Month, 31st July 2016)
Ariel Winter Dog Years cheek (Pick of the Month, 30th June 2016)
Ariel Winter, protruding pokies (Pick of the Month, 31st May 2016)

Lindsay Lohan gave tussle boob (celebrityoopsdigest…

Lindsay Lohan, Mykonos fight

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LiLo gave Maurituis generous ginger jugg pokies (Pick of the Month, 30th June 2016)
LiLo, 7th Asian Awards pokies (Pick of the Month, 30th April 2016)
LiLo slipped a London Fashion Week nip (Pick of the Month, 30th September 2015)

Paris Hilton gave Ibiza cheek (celebexposuredigest

Paris Hilton, Ibiza

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Paris Hilton thong in Milan (Pick of the Month, 30th June 2016)
Paris Hilton gave bare bum for Paper’s winter issue (Pick of the Month, 24th December 2015)

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Heidi Klum gave Caribbean crack-shot (celebrityoopsdigest

Heidi Klum, vacation in the Caribbean

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Heidi Klum gave Caribbean Christmas cans (Pick of the Week, 14th January 2016)

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Alejandra de la Fuente Bozzo, pool time paraíso (Pick of the Month, 30th April 2016)

Tongue teasers

Charli XCX gave birthday bottle and tongue (celebritytonguedigest…

Charli XCX, Instagram
Charli XCX, Pop City at Create Nightclub (Pick of the Month, 31st July 2016)
Charli XCX, LA Pride Music Festival (Pick of the Month, 30th June 2016)

Dani Thorne gave sunglasses after dark tongue (celebritytonguedigest

Dani Thorne, Instagram

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Dani Thorne, sickness and selfie stick pokeage (Pick of the Month, 31st July 2016)
Bella and Dani Thone, bikini goodness and puffy nipslip (Pick of the Month, 30th April 2016)

Joanna “JoJo” Levesque poked it striking a pose (celebritytonguedigest

JoJo, Snapchat

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JoJo anatomical instructive Snapchat (Pick of the Month, 31st July 2016)
JoJo flashed stomach selfies (Pick of the Month, 30th June 2016)
JoJo gave Gummy Bear tongue (Pick of the Month, 31st May 2016)

Selena Gomez gave soul mate pokeage (celebritytonguedigest

Selena Gomez, Instagram

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Barbara Palvin reminds Valentine’s day is on the way (Pick of the Week, 28th January 2013)

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SelGo, Oops Revival
Seemingly reminding some—if not all—that she really hasn’t had much “oops” progression, and yet, there is still time.

Updated 30th September 2016.

And for the very worthy cause of raising awareness about gynaecological cancers:

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Cara Delevingne GBUS butt (Pick of the Month, 31st July 2016)
Cara and Kendall, CaKe no more (Latest Picks, 15th June 2016)

Bella Hadid was nude for Vogue Paris (celebexposuredigest

Bella Hadid, Vogue Paris

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Bella Hadid gave St. Barts booty (Pick of the Month, 31st July 2016)
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Joanna Krupa got naked for Treats (celebexposuredigest

Joanna Krupa, Treats magazine issue 11

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Ireland Baldwin got her Treats out (Pick of the Month 31st July 2016)

All of them, or just a sizeable demographic for whom the Kardashians play an equally valid “reality” emblematic role as being waist trainer wearing bogeywomen to blame for all and sundry as they do for those more accepting and empathetic growing up in the Instagirl age rather than condescendingly looking down on it with memories of things not just pre social media era but perhaps pre-internet?

“Kendall Jenner is on the cover of the September edition of Vogue, a milestone for any model. But as with most things Kardashian or Jenner, there’s some backlash: Lots of people aren’t pleased that Vogue—the beacon of all things high fashion—decided to put Jenner on the cover of its fashion bible. People have taken to Vogue’s Facebook page to write furious comments.”

With seemingly “fashion bible” Vogue—and taste in general—being emblematic of something relating to the principle of inclusion-exclusion too. But, to be honest, it’s a rare blue moon when those gripped to comment on Facebook are “pleased” with anything and, similar to the Kardies role that vitriolic fury, armchair critiquing and complaining seeming its social raison d’etre on anything from reality TV, Brexit to HP sauce.

But at least some are aware the clock is not ticking back to 1950, no matter what any Brexiteers told em…

.:: Read more ::. (Latest Picks 13th August 2016).

Here’s Kendall fashionably see-thru in Woodland Hills (celebrityoopsdigest

Kendall Jenner, Villa Restaurant, Woodland Hills Los Angeles

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Cara and Kendall, CaKe no more (Latest picks 15th June 2016)

Arts, culture, tech. & funnies

“The satirical French magazine Charlie Hebdo has received death threats after it published another controversial front page which has been accused of mocking Muslims. Commenting on the decision to ban burkas from beaches in Cannes, the latest issue depicts a man and woman with a traditional beard and hijab running naked on the beach with the caption ‘The reform of Islam: Muslims loosen up’. The issue was published on Wednesday and the staff received a threat that a new attack was imminent via the magazine’s Facebook page, Le Parisien reported. Officers from the BRDP branch of the Paris police said this is not the first time the magazine has been threatened since the terror attack on their offices in January 2015. ”

Indeed, I think we can say that the line between satire and provocation has been crossed there, and profitably so, and inspiring a host of imitators with whom that satire is certainly synonymous with something else with CH not really having the readership—or at least attention—it has now previously.

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Now the free upgrade period is over and that it still hasn’t made much of a dent in the armour familiarity of those holding to Windows 7 who likely still have whistful wet dreams about those rolling green hills of XP too:

“Microsoft has once again been criticised for breaking customers’ computers with the latest version of its flagship operating system. The Windows 10 anniversary update, released at the beginning of this month, has caused some customers’ computers to completely freeze, to the point that the devices are left unusable.

Users have also found that plugging a Kindle into a computer running the updated software breaks the PC.

The apparent flaws in the update is worrisome for Microsoft, given its plans for Windows 10 to be the last major Windows release, with all updates from here being issued as regular installments. Users whose computers broke after installing the anniversary update took to social media to complain about their unworkable PCs.”

To which they also likely take to vitriolically—but socially—whinge about the Kardashians, young people, social media itself, Brexit and HP sauce; other than the Kindle the other piece of kit many if not all whing about by proxy, theirs itself not likely affected, is web cams no longer working but is replacing old kit that no longer works—something all have gone through with every Windows version upgrade cycle since 3.1 passed on to 95—with spanking new brought at local PoundShop seemingly an answer disruptive to a cry to try Linux that it has opportunely re-raised that is getting pretty old and never took off too?

.:: Read more ::. (Latest Picks 26th August 2016).

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Create a Windows 10 Account picture (5th September 2015)
Apple The Grove, Apple Store The Grove no more
Apple The Grove, Apple Store The Grove no more
“What started at the San Francisco location, is now making its way to all of Apple’s 479 retail stores. Apple is bidding farewell to ‘Apple Store’ and giving its locations the official moniker of ‘Apple’. The branding change has already been implemented online, and store pages now display the stores by a name like ‘Apple Union Square’ or ‘Apple The Grove’, and is expected to make its way to all of Apple’s 479 retail shops. … Apple’s store rebranding is part of the firm’s vision for its stores to be more than just a place to purchase products, but rather community hubs with a boutique vibe.”

And part of the firms vision to be branded as much a lifestyle choice as much as anything else when weary but hipster lumbersexuals hack back through the wilderness overgrowth in excess of beard to tap pad in community with a bowl of Sugar Puffs. I believe you will still be able to buy from the rigorous proselytising to the already premium price converted and in awe community sales assistants at the not-store stores though. But is it all just a “we are you friends you premium price buy from” ploy or, really, did something change?

.:: Read more ::. (Latest Picks 21st August 2016).

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“Researchers have created the first fully programmable and reconfigurable quantum computing device in what is a milestone for the technology. The computer was introduced in a paper published in the journal Nature by researchers working with Christopher Monroe, a Fellow of the Joint Quantum Institute and the Joint Center for Quantum Information and Computer Science at the University of Maryland. Quantum computers offer the prospect of ultra-fast processing speeds which could find solutions to certain complex problems exponentially faster than traditional computers. … To date, many research teams have developed small but functional quantum computers, although these devices are usually dedicated to solving very particular problems because they are only designed to run one program or a specific quantum algorithm.”

For many, “ultra-fast processing speeds which could find solutions” on a phone with capabilities in excess already of an 80s-era supercomputer ( for gaining more “followers” on F’book or Twitter to collapse the wavefunction superposition of what exactly they had for tea.

Info: How quantum computers work (

.:: Read more ::. (Latest Picks 7th August 2016).

Poll: When the first programmable, general-purpose quantum PC/laptop/tablet/smart phone with screen you are squinting at sits on your desk/in your lap/in your sweaty palm walking through Debenhams, what will be the result first Blue/Grey Screen of Death or “kernel panic”—Linux not stoop so low as to have a lowly colour-based crash meme? It will be:

Schrödinger-esque; the kitten inside said device is now stuck in a superposition neither alive or dead until observed, not in a box but in a cup and has now created its own Cyberdyne Systems new virtual world order via Facebook 31%
Hawking-esque; no BSD or “kernal panic ” equiv. but instead now showing all the time entropy of the particular black hole you were zoomed in on up to its event horizon 24%
Bohr-ish; the crash/not crash wavefunction collapsed because Asian super ants observed and are gonna damn well bite through every bloody cable in retaliation so you can’t be firing that particle machine gun through any double slits at them 17%
Einsteinian; nothing bad will happen—rather than anything spookily entangled travelling faster than speed of light you will simply find you had the wrong glove on the wrong hand after all and that putting the right one on the right hand will cure with a reboot while poking out your tongue looking at Miley Cyrus’ 14%
Everett-esque; it may have crashed in this interpretation but in another of the “many worlds” it didn’t and the version of you there is looking on with #smugface so you really should have just turned left turn at Albuquerque on Google Maps 10%
String theory-ish; alas, said kitten in cup above got hold of tangles of string in unobserved and unobservable dimensions surrounding all and opened an extra dimension over Hull in his litter tray 4%

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