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Pick of the Month

30th November 2016

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Here’s my grab-bag pick of the best illustration inspiring celebrity gossip, scandals, arts, entertainment, & just plain quirky stories & picture sexiness. A round-up for busy pervs. There’s pictures—reading optional.

Disclaimer: Any comments I make are purely satirical, totally without foundation, and indeed, just because I have grown up in an era of often rather enjoyable tabloid sex scandal and more and better HQ porn than you can shake your stick at doesn’t mean patriarchy wool is pulled over my eyes.

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Pick of the best stories & pics

Khloé Kardashian gave see-thru pokies in Calabasas (celebrityoopsdigest…

Khloé Kardashian, out and about in Los Angeles

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Kendall, Kim, Kylie perky pokies and mirror candids (Pick of the Month, 30th September 2016)

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Chrissy Teigen slipped American Music Awards pussy (celebrityoopsdigest

Chrissy Teigen, 2016 American Music Awards

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Chrissy Teigen, plenteous pokies (Pick of the Month, 31st July 2016)
Chrissy Teigen, voluminous candid pokies (Pick of the Month, 30th June 2016)

Emily Ratajkowski was topless in Cancun (celebrityoopsdigest

Emily Ratajkowski, Cancun, Mexico

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Charli XCX gave ARIA Awards cheek (celebrityoopsdigest

Charli XCX, 30th Annual ARIA Awards 2016 in Sydney

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Charli XCX, flash-filled performance (Pick of the Month, 31st October 2016)
Charli XCX Ibiza tongue (Pick of the Month, 30th September 2016)

And gave wet-T pokies and was arm bra topless for GQ Australia (celebexposuredigest

Iggy Azalea, GQ Australia December 2016

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Iggy Azalea, butt implant rumours (Pick of the Month, 31st July 2016)
Iggy Azalea celebrated a booty-ful birthday (Pick of the Month, 30th June 2016)
Iggy Azalea, interview upskirt (Pick of the Month, 30th April 2016)

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Ariel Winter gave voluptuously ample “lit” caboose (celebexposuredigest

Ariel Winter, Instagram

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Ariel Winter, out and about cheek (Pick of the Month, 31st August 2016)
Ariel Winter, cut off shorts booty (Pick of the Month, 31st July 2016)
Ariel Winter Dog Years cheek (Pick of the Month, 30th June 2016)

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Mariah Carey gave Sweet Fantasy at Arena Ciudad de Mexico (cheekypopdivadigest

Mariah Carey, Arena Ciudad de Mexico

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Mariah Carey, Complex (Pick of the Month, 30th September 2016)
Mariah Carey, non-mirage booty and cleavage (Pick of the Month, 30th June 2016)
Mariah Carey, Bat Mitzvah and vehicular nip slip (Pick of the Month, 31st May 2016)


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Tove Lo got her Jingle on for 93.3 FLS in Tampa Bay (Pick of the Month 24th December 2015)

Tongue teasers

Bella Thorne gave poolside and night shoot tongue (celebritytonguedigest…

Bella Thorne, Snapchat

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Bella Thorne, tongue in his boxers (Pick of the Month, 31st October 2016)
Bella and Dani Thorne, bonding and festival tongue (Pick of the Month, 30th September 2016)
Bella Thorne sideboob hipshake (Pick of the Month, 31st August 2016)

Demi Lovato cooled her hot tongue as a “Global Citizen” (celebritytonguedigest

Demi Lovato, Snapchat

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Demi Lovato, Confident booty in Seattle (Pick of the Month, 31st August 2016)
Demi Lovato, Future Now (Pick of the Month, 31st July 2016)

Miley Cyrus gave more The Voice tongue (celebritytonguedigest

Miley Cyrus, The Voice Season 11

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Miley Cyrus, “ashtanga” pokeage (Pick of the Month, 31st October 2016)
Miley Cyrus gave eniggggmmmatic bday best wishes pokeage (Pick of the Month, 30th September 2016)
Miley Cyrus, pool daaaaaze pokeage (Pick of the Month, 31st July 2016)

Charli XCX gave Friday & spicy tongue for the EMAs tongue (celebritytonguedigest…

Charli XCX, Instagram

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JoJo poked it with flash (Pick of the Month, 30th September 2016)
JoJo poked it striking a pose (Pick of the Month, 31st August 2016)
JoJo anatomical instructive Snapchat (Pick of the Month, 31st July 2016)

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Ke$ha Instagramed her ass and “glitter tits” (Pick of the Week, 9th October 2013)

Cara Delevingne H&M opening pokeage (celebritytonguedigest

Cara Delevingne, H&M opening in the Westfield World Trade Center in NYC

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Cara Delevingne naked for Esquire (Pick of the Month, 31st August 2016)
Cara Delevingne GBUS butt (Pick of the Month, 31st July 2016)

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Kylie Jenner—“Dirrty”
Indeed, looking forward to being able to relive all my music video wardrobe choice on today’s pop culture fairground attractions; there are certainly a few I have in mind, no doubt you do you (unless the last music video you watched was by Dire Straits).

Jennifer Lopez twerked it at the Bayfront Park Amphitheater in Miami (cheekypopdivadigest

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J.Lo kicked off her All I Have Las Vegas residency (Pick of the Month, 31st January 2016)
“Rose McGowan is the latest celebrity to be rocked by an alleged sex tape leak. A video reportedly showing the 43-year-old actress in X-rated action has surfaced online, according to US reports. The Hollywood star—who appeared as a sexy witch in telly show Charmed - allegedly features with an unidentified man for part of the explicit film. The video—which features on several celebrity web sites—lasts just two minutes and twenty once seconds. In the first part, a woman who appears to be Rose—wearing a woolly hat—performs oral sex on her lover for thirty seconds. In the second part, the female puts on a solo sex show.”

Indeed, and a lot of industry insider retaliation about accusations abound and considering the moral ambiguity and post-Fappinging backlash, especially of the lawyer kind, it may be best now brought to attention by public-interest tabloid journalism and for you to find that video for yourself if you are; I doubt it will take much longer than the regrettably short duration of. Or, indeed, you could just check out photoshoot bare body and pussy sans bj for Flaunt (, Nov. 2014).

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Vida Guerra, simply “Radiant” (Pick of the Month, 31st May 2016)

Arts, culture, tech. & funnies

This NSFW portrait series imagines all your favorite celebs going down on you (

If you are female I might need to add but… hey, whatever’s your bag but you might be a bit disappointed as we are talking cunnilingus.

“Breakfast Hamm”, Alexandra Rubinstein
“It’s no secret that cunnilingus is woefully underrepresented in film and pop culture. Ryan Gosling very famously made a speech in 2010 when the Motion Picture Association of America tried to give Blue Valentine an NC-17 rating because of a scene in which he was performing oral sex on Michelle Williams’s character. He argued it was misogynistic for the MPAA to try and ‘control a woman’s sexual presentation of self.’ Yet these unfair double standards persist, thereby continuing to send the message that female sexual pleasure is still somehow more scandalous to viewers. Enter artist Alexandra Rubinstein and her incredible series, ‘A Dream Come True’ … creating work that turns the long-fraught oral sex paradigm upside down. … ‘[This series] was a response to the lack of heterosexual female perspective in representation of sexuality in mainstream media and pornography … which reiterates to the viewer that sex is about men and their pleasure. It’s not!’ Rubinstein told’”

At least suggesting there is nothing gender-specifically wrong with pornographic representation in itself and perhaps reminding that females enjoy sex it—or watching it and sexual fantasies perhaps not involving one’s sexual partner—too and that patriarchal be “ladylike” denial is still the real issue still being addressed….

.:: Read more ::. (Latest Picks 17th November 206).

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“A FEMINIST protestor has staged a topless demonstration outside the German embassy in Ukrainian capital Kiev. The woman, a member of the international women’s rights group Femen, took a sledgehammer to a section of Berlin Wall which was erected outside the embassy building after its collapse in 1989. Femen activists said the protest was timed to coincide with meetings between the EU and Ukraine in Brussels.”

A meeting which in unlikely to be anything other than anxious foot tapping before a shake of hands rather than anything else with lots of “somethings” but “nothings” to prevent keen to join EU/NATO/Avengers Assembled Ukraine from again at some point after incorruptible because he has enough money not not need to be bribed—by small fish at least—Chocolate King dong makes way for someone more accepting of a return to former practice of Russian oligarchs launerding money there.

It’s also interesting that the media that gives it most copy tends to be pro-whatever with Putin and that the word FEMINIST, often in capitals to alert, are made to look rather silly and, lets be honest, PMS’d, hysterical and not much of a threat, which seemingly denotes women to that demographic. It also reminds of the part describing Deputy Prime Minister of Russia Vladislav Surkov’s playbook and Rasputin role in Adam Curtis’ recently broadcast HyperNormalisation

.:: Read more ::. (Latest Picks 28th November 2016).

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“Women are fighting back against sexism in an industry steeped in a history of hyper-sexualised female characters. … “I think it says something where you see female characters and you don’t feel comfortable reading it on the bus.”

Indeed, and likely explaining those furtive, rather embaressed looks on face of chaps reading MuscleMag & Awkward Fitness on said bus too, unless there is some double standard explaing why women looking at Wonder Woman’s booty must want it or hers there and then on said bus while chaps need not be so keen to grasp whatever is being double-pumped and bulging within those pages.

As the video explains, it’s about women wanting to do comics about what they wish to do comics about, and hear, hear to that. But at 1:00 it does raise the issue of is it less evolution and more censorship which, thankfully for me with what I sketch and paint here…

.:: Read more ::. (Latest Picks 24th November 2016).

She-Hulk fan service

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For sure, that’s a lot of “could be” and distracting “maybe” since uncle promised it back in July last year, before he retired to write The Bath Chair Memoirs after ladies and chaps irksomely did not have enough to distract them from voting for Brexit. Perhaps Mrs May’s tenure as PM is in need of a distraction too soOo soon after beginning.

“A new amendment to the digital economy bill will force existing adult sites in the UK to agree to new age verification rules for viewers so kids can’t access them. The amendment, introduced by Culture secretary Karen Bradley, would protect children from viewing ‘harmful’ porn. She said: ‘We made a promise to keep children safe from harmful pornographic content online.’”

Indeed, likely drawing out a long “well… vagueness” over what porn exactly is harmful and which is not, being rather unlikely they can ban it all. A de-education program preventing them from using proxy servers and/or the TOR browser is likely in need to be scheduled too. But if you host “adult content” which may or may not be classed as “harmfull” rather than just “a bit rude” and would like to comply what can you do without asking people to give their credit card detail, you know, just to check see if you are an adult.

.:: Read more ::. (Latest Picks 20th November 2016).

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