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Pick of the Month

31st January 2017

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Here’s my grab-bag pick of the best illustration inspiring celebrity gossip, scandals, arts, entertainment, & just plain quirky stories & picture sexiness. A round-up for busy pervs. There’s pictures—reading optional.

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Pick of the best stories & pics

Updated 1st February 2017.

Story added: Charli XCX, shady tongue.

Much was made about bad blood between SelGo and model Bella Hadid about who is doing what with The Weeknd. And so…

Selena Gomez, Instagram

Selena Gomez gave preview cheek (cheekypopdivadigest’

Bella Hadid, Kinugawa Restaurant in Paris

While Bella Hadid gave Parisian nipple (celebrityoopsdigest…

Bella Hadid, Christian Dior Haute Couture event in Paris

And more for Christian Dior.

Poll: With no particular detail, contest, rational, props, location or conditions of #winning specified—all of which are product of your imagination—SelGo vs Bella; who’d be the boss?

Selena 67%
Bella 33%

This poll has now been archived.

Recent/related stories:

Selena Gomez, cheeky in Melbourne (Pick of the Month, 31st August 2016)
Bella Hadid was nude for Vogue Paris (Pick of the Month, 31st August 2016)
Rita Ora, on set on Wonderwell in Rome

Rita Ora candidly shared her upskirt Wonderwell (celebrityoopsdigest

Recent/related stories:

Rita Ora, LOVE advent (Pick of the Month, 31st December 2016)
Rita Ora gave sheer babydoll nipple out to dinner in LA (Pick of the Month, 31st October 2016)
Rita Ora, Vanity Fair Itália (Pick of the Month, 30th September 2016)
Ariel Winter, Instagram

Ariel Winter gave Bora Bora booty (celebexposuredigest…

Ariel Winter, Self

A role model for her Self

Ariel Winter, Instagram

And birthday cheek.

Recent/related stories:

Ariel Winter, lit caboose (Pick of the Month, 30th November 2016)
Ariel Winter, out and about cheek (Pick of the Month, 31st August 2016)
Ariel Winter, cut off shorts booty (Pick of the Month, 31st July 2016)
Eiza González, Mexico

From Dusk Till Dawn: The Series neck biter Eiza González welcomed the New Year at the beach in Mexico (latinacelebdigest

Recent/related stories:

Eiza González was a spicy sun-fried hotpot (Pick of the Month, 31st January 2016)
Paris Hilton, Cancún, Mexico

Paris Hilton gave Mexican pussy and cheek (celebrityoopsdigest

Recent/related stories:

Paris Hilton Ibiza cheek (Pick of the Month, 31st August 2016)
Paris Hilton thong in Milan (Pick of the Month, 30th June 2016)
Blac Chyna, Instagram

Blac Chyna shared post-pregnancy curves (celebexposuredigest

Recent/related stories:

Blac Chyna shared naked baby bumpage with Paper & Elle (Pick of the Month 30th September 2016)
Heidi Klum, Miami

Heidi Klum was topless in Miami (celebrityoopsdigest

Recent/related stories:

Heidi Klum, Caribbean crack-shot (Pick of the Month, 32st August 2016)
Marnie Simpson, National Television Awards in London

MTV’s Geordie Shore and Celebrity Big Brother’s Marnie Simpson gave see-thru pussy at National Television Awards (celebrityoopsdigest

Tongue teasers

To protest The Orange Don’s inauguration at Women’s Marches—so named as they were in solidarity with women and not that men could not or did not attend, as many did, a distinction which was happily ignored or thought God-damn perfidious by those in ManOChat chatrooms in conspiracy dungarees, as their alt-ideology that always calls for gender polarisation and defeat of “feminist agenda” is thought to be their mating call…

Vanessa & Stella Hudgens, Instagram

Vanessa & Stella Hudgens gave pussy pride pokeage at the Women’s March in LA (…

Miley Cyrus, Woman’s March Los Angeles

Miley Cyrus poked it at Women’s March LA

Zendaya, Instagram

Zendaya poked it at Women’s March D.C.

Bella Thorne, Instagram Dani Thorne, Instagram

While Bella Thorne poked it at Women’s March D.C. #pussypower and sister Dani gave birthday tongue

Bella & Dani Thorne, Bella Pendergast leaving pilates

And pilates pokeage

Bella Thorne, for Bioré
Bella Thorne, Instagram

With Bella for Bioré.

And pink & Animal Rights pokeage.

See also:

Recent/related stories:

Miley Cyrus, The Voice season finals tongue (Pick of the Month, 31st December 2016)
Zendaya, Nickleodean Kid’s Choice and Extra pokeage (Pick of the Month, 31st July 2016)
JoJo, Snapchat

Joanna “JoJo” Levesque gave Mad Love Dublin Academy excitement tour tongue (celebritytonguedigest

See also:

Kesha, Instagram

Ke$ha gave New Year tongue (celebritytonguedigest…

Jessica Simpson, Instagram

With Jessica Simpson giving extraordinarily long “She love’s me” New Years tongue too.

Recent/related stories:

Ke$ha, can’t touch—or tongue—my happiness (Pick of the Month, 30th November 2016)
Jessica Simpson, candid in Cabo (Pick of the Month, 30th April 2016)
Charli XCX, Instagram, Instagram

Charli XCX gave shady tongue (celebritytonguedigest

Recent/related stories:

Charli XCX, sideboob Xtra Factor (Pick of the Month, 31st December 2016)
Charli XCX, ARIA Awards cheek (Pick of the Month, 30th November 2016)

.:: Top column 2 ::.
SelGo—On the Ropes?
Poor SelGo; forced to fight again—this time for love of The Weeknd?

Back from welcoming in the New Year in the Bahamas…

Bella Thorne, Snapchat

Bella Thorne gave club kiss, twerk and grind with “Bella Pendergast” (celebexposuredigest

See also:

Recent/related stories:

Bella Thorne puffy nip peekage (Pick of the Month, 30th November 2016)
Kendall Jenner, V Magazine Spring issue 2017

Kendall Jenner got temporary tattoo for V Magazine (celebexposuredigest

Recent/related stories:

Kim and Kendall LOVE advent and Kylie Jenner calendar (Pick of the Month, 31st December 2016)
Kendall, Kim, Kylie perky pokies and mirror candids (Pick of the Month, 30th September 2016)
JoJo, Koko, Camden Town, London

Petite popstrel in perpetuum Joanna “JoJo” Levesque gave cheek as her Mad Love tour came to London’s Camden Town (cheekypopdivadigest

See also:

Recent/related stories:

JoJo “Mad Love” tongue (Pick of the Month, 31st December 2016)
JoJo Levesque poked it for someone’s “David” (Pick of the Month, 30th November 2016)
JoJo poked it with flash (Pick of the Month, 30th September 2016)
Paris Jackson, Chanel photoshoot, Paris

18-year-old Paris Jackson, daughter of pop music icon Michael got sassy, chic but see-thru for Chanel (celebrityoopsdigest

Tove Lo, FAULT magazine issue 24

Swedish singer and songwriter Tove Lo got topless for FAULT (celebexposuredigest

Recent/related stories:

Tove Lo rubbed her Fairy cake in Fairy Dust (Pick of the Month, November 2016)
Iggy Azalea, Cabo San Lucus, Mexico

Iggy Azalea candidly gave colossal Cabo caboose (cheekypopdivadigest

Recent/related stories:

Iggy Azalea, GQ Australia and Men of the Year (Pick of the Month, 30th November 2016)
Iggy Azalea, butt implant rumours (Pick of the Month, 31st July 2016)
Bebe Rexha, Good Morning America

Rising American singer songwriter Bebe Rexha’s cleavage wished Good Morning America (cheekypopdivadigest

Keke Palmer, Saks Fifth Avenue, NYC

Fox’s horror-camp Scream Queens regular and former Nickelodeon’s True Jackson, VP’s star Keke Palmer gave NYC shopping cheeky (celebrityoopsdigest

Recent/related stories:

Keke Palmer, New York nipple (Pick of the Month, 31st December 2016)
Stella Hudgens, out and about Los Angeles

Stella Hudgens, actress and 20-year-old younger sister of Vanessa, gave tight camel toe in Los Angeles (celebrityoopsdigest

See also:

Recent/related stories:

Stella Hudgens, Halloween pokeage (Pick of the Month, 31st October 2016)
Alejandra de la Fuente Bozzo, Instagram

Alejandra de la Fuente Bozzo, the “Paris Hilton of Latin America” or “Peruvian Kim Kardashian” gave escote profundo and #relaxtime culote in Miami (

Recent/related stories:

Alejandra de la Fuente Bozzo is la reina del gran escote (Pick of the Month, 31st August 2016)

Arts, culture, tech. & funnies

Holographic porn. Photo: CamSoda

Holographic porn to bring 3D naked women into your living room in 2017 (

“The release of virtual reality headsets such as Oculus Rift and HTC Vive has shaken up the porn industry in 2016, giving rise to a whole new genre of adult entertainment. But 2017 looks set for a brand new porn craze—if the work of two indie companies is anything to go by.”

And there’s the rub, the one you’ll still be doing over the same porn as usual for the time being, it doesn’t yet exist and only will if interest is… like it hasn’t been for CD-i (interactive) back in the late 90s and Teledildonics more recently. But that’s not stopping them touting VR scratch n’ sniff for further … presence.

.:: Read more ::. (Latest Picks 9th January 2017).

Recent/related stories:

Robots will satisfy everyday sex needs in the future (Latest picks 20th December 2016)
Microsoft’s new HoloLens, What you need to know (Pick of the Week 31st January 2015)

And, we had to say goodbye to…


Sir John Hurt: Bafta-winning actor dies aged 77 (

“The Bafta-winning star, known for his roles in Alien and The Elephant Man, continued working despite being diagnosed with pancreatic cancer in 2015. … US director Mel Brooks described Sir John as “cinematic immortality”, as tributes poured in for the star.”

.:: Read more ::. (Latest Picks 28th January 2016).

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Tags: Alejandra de la Fuente Bozzo, Ariel Winter, Bebe Rexha, Bella Hadid, Bella Thorne, Blac Chyna, Charli XCX, Dani Thorne, Eiza Gonzalez, Heidi Klum, Iggy Azalea, Jessica Simpson, Joanna “JoJo” Levesque, Kendall Jenner, Keke Palmer, Kesha, Marnie Simpson, Miley Cyrus, Paris Hilton, Paris Jackson, Rita Ora, Selena Gomez, Stella Hudgens, Tove Lo, Vanessa Hudgens.

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