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Pick of the Month

Pick of the Month

31st March 2017

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Here’s my grab-bag pick of the best illustration inspiring celebrity gossip, scandals, arts, entertainment, & just plain quirky stories & picture sexiness. A round-up for busy pervs. There’s pictures—reading optional.

Disclaimer: Any comments I make are purely satirical, totally without foundation, and thankfully at least none of those Fappening 2.0 wrestlin’ divas were more interested in the canopy bed à la Hulk Hogan sextape.

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Pick of the best stories & pics

Bella Thorne, Snapchat

Long teasing with puffy peekage, Bella Thorne gave topless pierced nipple (celebrityoopsdigest…

Bella Thorne, Live Chat

Seemingly completing her mission following up with full topless n’ changing cheek a couple of days later at the same link.

For sure, it seems Demi Lovato is not the only one to often choose “dare” (Pick of the Month 1st Mar. 2017).

Bella Thorne, Out April 2017 issue

And also giving bra and cleavage for a delighted blue parrot in LGBT fashion, entertainment, and lifestyle magazine Out (celebexposuredigest

See also:

Recent/related stories:

Bella Thorne, nipple ring peek and beach buns (Pick of the Month, 1st March 2017)
Bella Thorne, kiss, twerk and grind (Pick of the Month, 31st January 2017)
Kendall Jenner, LOVE magazine

Kendall Jenner channelled Marilyn—but her own see-thru nipples—for LOVE (celebexposuredigest

Recent/related stories:

Kendall Jenner, V Magazine (Pick of the Month, 31st January 2017)
Kim and Kendall LOVE advent and Kylie Jenner calendar (Pick of the Month, 31st December 2016)
Selena Gomez, Snapchat

A bespectacled Selena Gomez revisited her Kiss & Tell days on friend’s denim buns (cheekypopdivadigest…

Selena Gomez, Vogue US April 2017

And was put on a diminutive sparkly bicycle for Vogue US (celebexposuredigest

Recent/related stories:

Selena Gomez preview cheek and Bella Hadid Parisian nippleage (Pick of the Month, 31st January 2017)
Selena Gomez, cheeky in Melbourne (Pick of the Month, 31st August 2016)
Elle Fanning, heading to a casting call in Los Angeles

Elle Fanning slipped casting call areola (celebrityoopsdigest

Recent/related stories:

Elle Fanning, amfAR pasties and sideboob (Pick of the Month, 31st May 2016)
Chrissy Teigen, Instagram

Chrissy Teigen was talking boobs, or rather her boobs were talking (celebexposuredigest

Recent/related stories:

Chrissy Teigen, LOVE’s Valentine (Pick of the Month, 1st March 2017)
Chrissy Teigen, American Music Awards pussy (Pick of the Month, 30th November 2016)
JoJo, Snapchat

Popstrel in perpetuum Joanna “JoJo” Levesque gave sunny tits (celebexposuredigest

Recent/related stories:

JoJo gym pokeage (Pick of the Month, 1st March 2017)
JoJo cheek in Camden Town (Pick of the Month, 31st January 2017)
JoJo “Mad Love” tongue (Pick of the Month, 31st December 2016)
Christina Milian, Power Rangers Los Angeles première

Christina Milian gave première “Tina turn up” nip slip (celebrityoopsdigest

Recent/related stories:

Christina Milian, nip slip in Ibiza (Pick of the Month, 31st July 2016)
Ireland Baldwin, leaving the Power Stylists Dinner in West Hollywood

Ireland Baldwin gave drunken nip slip (celebrityoopsdigest

Recent/related stories:

Ireland Baldwin got her Treats out (Pick of the Month, 31st July 2016)

Tongue teasers

Vanessa Hudgens, Instagram

Vanessa Hudgens gave tongue to and for ice cream (celebritytonguedigest

Recent/related stories:

Stella Hudgens, Halloween pokeage (Pick of the Month, 31st October 2016)
Bella Thorne, Snapchat
Bella Thorne, Wonderland Spring 17 issue

Bella Thorne gave Grizzlies’ tongue (celebritytonguedigest…

And poked it in Wonderland.

See also:

Annalise Basso, 25th Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation’s Academy Awards Viewing Party

Captain Fantastic American actress and model Annalise Basso gave tounge at the Elton John Academy Awards Viewing Party (

Sarah Hyland, Snapchat

Sarah Hyland gave end of season bunny tongue (celebritytonguedigest…

Ariel Winter, Instagram

And Ariel Winter #OOTD tongue.

Recent/related stories:

Ariel Winter, Bora Bora and birthday cheek (Pick of the Month, 31st January 2017)
Ariel Winter, lit caboose (Pick of the Month, 30th November 2016)
Sarah Hyland gave pre-Emmy party pokies and upskirt (Pick of the Month, 30th September 2016)
Charli XCX, Brit Awards 2017 afterparty

Charli XCX gave Brit Awards afterparty pokeage—albeit last month (celebritytonguedigest

Recent/related stories:

Charli XCX radio station and red bra tongue (Pick of the Month, 1st March 2017)
Charli XCX, shady tongue (Pick of the Month, 31st January 2017)
Pixie Geldof, Ashley Williams Fashion show Front Row Autumn Winter 2017

Pixie Geldof gave fashion show tongue—albeit last month too (celebritytonguedigest

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Sad news; Peaches Geldof found dead (Pick of the Week, 8th April 2014)
Pixie Geldof frolicked topless in the sea in denim photoshoot (Pick of the Week, 26th November 2012)
Zoey Deutch, Chloë Grace Moretz, Open Road Films’ Before I Fall première in Los Angeles

Zoey Deutch shared première Before I Fall tongue with Chloë Grace Moretz who didn’t (celebritytonguedigest

Recent/related stories:

Chloë Grace Moretz gave see-thru nippleage in NYC (Pick of the Month, 30th June 2016)
Bebe Rexha, Instagram

Bebe Rexha gave bad attitude tongue (celebritytonguedigest

Recent/related stories:

Bebe Rexha, ass, thigh and pokies (Pick of the Month, 1st March 2017)
Bebe Rexha, Good Morning America (Pick of the Month, 31st January 2017)
Britney Spears, Snapchat

Britney Spears gave tongue in Snapchat debut, although back in January (celebritytonguedigest

Recent/related stories:

Britney Spears, selfie tongue (Pick of the Month, 1st March 2017)
Ke$ha, Instagram

Ke$ha gave backseat tongue (celebritytonguedigest

Recent/related stories:

Ke$ha and Jessica Simpson, New Year tongue (Pick of the Month, 31st January 2017)
Ke$ha, can’t touch—or tongue—my happiness (Pick of the Month, 30th November 2016)

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Emma Watson, Feminist T&A
For sure, it’s just lucky with all that fuss about her bare feminist boob that they didn’t ask her to turn round.

Undoubtedly to be again be one of the biggest—and again most divisive, controversial and suitable for trolling and opportunity depending on what’s grasp and stance—stories of the year:

Amanda Seyfried
Emma Watson

The Fappening 2.0: Amanda Seyfried & Emma Watson & many others pictures leak.

“In what can surely only now be seen as a slow motion nu-Fappening, private pics of 31-year-old actress Amanda Seyfried and 26-year-old Emma Watson have leaked.

“Those of Amanda Seyfried include full nudes and giving a blowie [while] ” those of Emma Watson are much more restrained but some bath time nude videos are presented too which without a clear head shot is anybodies guess … although the celeb piccie CSI is well under way with regards necklace and bracelet that may or may not and GPS meta data.”

.:: Read more ::. (Blog 15th March 2017).

Poll: Fappening 2.0; can it really be a case of targeted “spear phishing” against the famous when so many of the leaks required a Wiki look-up or enthusiastic celebrity knowledge of American theatrical wrestlin’?

Will ladies of tennis and Maltese weather girls be next, or does it seem more likely a dragnet spread a lot wider à la notorious revenge porn profitable (Pick of the Week 30th Jan. 2014) or SnapChat’s own The Snapperning (Pick of the Week 21st Oct. 2014) to which both it has to said it bares some similarity, your lack of fame being only reason we not hearing of yours with even aunt Effie’s on Granny porn forum somewhere?

The naked truth about iCloud safety: Just because some celebrities got hacked, that doesn’t mean I’m at risk too, right? Wrong (, Sept. 2014).

“An entire 4chan offshoot exists for the soul purpose of stealing nudie pics using anyone’s Apple ID they can get their hands on. The pervs have refined the process down to a science so easy any horny 14-year-old could do it.”
Wide cast net 57%
Targeted spear 43%

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Amanda Seyfried—70s Bush
Amanda Seyfried—70s Bush

Recent/related stories:

Emma Watson, pink nipple peek for Vanity Fair (Latest picks 28th February 2017)
Lena Meyer-Landrut picture and video leak and blackmail (Latest picks 20th February 2017)
Rose McGowan sextape (Latest picks 26th November 2016)
Michelle Rodriguez, The Assignment

Michelle Rodriguez gave bush, clit & tit rubbing Assignment (celebexposuredigest…

Kristen Stewart, Personal Shopper

And Kristen Stewart got topless and cheeky in Personal Shopper.

Recent/related stories:

Kristen Stewart, pink nippleage hint at Cannes (Pick of the Month, 31st May 2016)
Michelle Rodriguez gave pubes peek in Sardinia (Pick of the Month, 31st August 2015)
Little Mix, Ariana Grande’s Dangerous Woman tour in Chicago

Little Mix were Dangerous Women in Chicago (cheekypopdivadigest

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Arts, culture, tech. & funnies

Wonder Woman: Armpits of untruth? © Warner Bros.
Wonder Woman: Armpits of untruth? © Warner Bros.

The internet is not happy with the new Wonder Woman’s armpits (

“The trailer for the new Wonder Woman movie was finally released, and it’s clear that Diana Prince (played by Gal Gadot) is going to kick some major ass. … In the trailer, we see Diana lifting a car (yes, a car) and throwing it down a street. We’re able to get a solid view of her armpits, which happen to be freshly shaven and seem to be digitally bleached. As you can imagine, people are pissed.”

But not as pissed at her Armpits of untruth not requiring the suspense of disbelief the superhero genre takes as given as those hoping she’d be rocking a whole forest of tangled Amazonian bush between her legs, but… armpits? Is that anybodies thing?

.:: Read more ::. (Latest Picks 23rd March 2017).

Recent/related stories:

Maitland Ward, Wonder Woman teat (Latest picks 24th February 2017)
Wonder Woman loses job as UN ambassador (Latest picks 14th December 2016)
Redrawing women: Tackling sexism in comics (Latest picks 24th November 2016)
Microsoft is not the answer…

Op-ed: Windows 10 0day exploit goes wild, and so do Microsoft marketers (

“There’s a zero-day exploit in the wild that exploits a key file-sharing protocol in most supported versions of Windows, including Windows 10, the latest and most secure version of the Microsoft operating system.”

But is it a real or hypothetical risk similar to the serious Linux Kernel vulnerability perhaps patched, perhaps not depending on distro, weak security link user and un-patchable Android cheddar seemingly none are particularly pushing anyone to write copy on.

Marxist-Leninist red not pink Belgian Maurice

No doubt not seen for some time angry revolutionary blogger and open source bear backing dancer Marxist-Leninist Belgian Maurice (Picks, passim) just took me off his very red not pink Socialist Christmas card list—again—for suggesting.

.:: Read more ::. (Latest Picks 3rd March 2017).

Android malware

But despite the more realistic but less talked about in conspiracy dungarees danger on an open source OS on something Internet of things you’ve not realised has been doing other “things” since opened from under tree at Xmas, if that was not enough embarrassment for “Micro$oft:”

Alright Edge, lets see who you really are

Microsoft Edge comes last in browser security battle (

“Edge came off as the least secure browser at the Pwn2Own hacking event, being compromised more times than any other—pretty embarrassing for Microsoft given that the software giant has spent a lot of time talking up Windows 10’s browser on the security front.”

Indeed, suggesting little has changed security-wise since it killed off Internet Explorer, but default browser on Droids and iDevices, Safari really didn’t do much better.

.:: Read more ::. (Latest Picks 26th March 2017).

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Cyber attacks, the tentacle trope and Linux security (Latest picks 3rd December 2016)

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Tags: Annalise Basso, Ariel Winter, Bella Thorne, Britney Spears, Charli XCX, Chloe Grace Moretz, Christina Milian, Chrissy Teigen, Elle Fanning, Gal Gadot, Ireland Baldwin, Joanna “JoJo” Levesque, Kendall Jenner, Kesha, Kristen Stewart, Little Mix, Michelle Rodriguez, Pixie Geldof, Sarah Hyland, Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens, Zoey Deutch.

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