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Pick of the Month

30th April 2017

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Here’s my grab-bag pick of the best illustration inspiring celebrity gossip, scandals, arts, entertainment, & just plain quirky stories & picture sexiness. A round-up for busy pervs. There’s pictures—reading optional.

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Pick of the best stories & pics

Updated 20th May 2017.

Story added: Bella Thorne poked it for Freeform Upfront in NYC.

Fappening 4 or 2.1? Miley Cyrus, Suki Waterhouse and more pictures leak

Indeed, leaked pictures and videos from what are seemingly the first update patch for Fappening 2.0—or 4.0 for subreddits and 4chan communities not using the software versioning convention which gives such “web 2.0” its name when another lady of tennis’ bumhole piccie leaks.

So… “second Fappening” or 4, 5, 6 or 7 as suits; outtakes and privates of Miley Cyrus’ privates although nothing that has not been seen better in legitimately released shoot; British actress, model and accessories entrepreneur Suki Waterhouse, fully nude and displaying a gobsmackingly awesome sized clitoris; American film and television actresses Rosario Dawson, Kate Hudson, AJ Michalka, and of course a mixed bucket of glamour models, fitness gurus that didn’t quite—but only just—failed to include New Zealand weather girls and Polish ping pong players.

.:: Read more ::. (12th April 2017).

Recent/related stories:

Emma Watson, pink nipple peek for Vanity Fair (Pick of the Month 1st May 2017)
Lena Meyer-Landrut picture and video leak and blackmail (Latest picks 20th February 2017)
Rose McGowan sextape (Latest picks 26th November 2016)
Bella Thorne, Harper’s Bazaar April 2017

Bella Thorne rehashed Marilyn for Harper’s Bazaar (celebexposuredigest…

And, deciding that there time and show premièring place to selfie everything and at every time to either encourage others to up their game until all are posting mid-job on the toilet (which she has actually already posted on Snapchat AMOF):

Bella Thorne, Instagram Live

Instagram Live pierced negligee nippleage (celebrityoopsdigest…

Bella Thorne, Snapchat

Repeat negligee nippleage

Bella Thorne, Snapchat

Further blurring the nu-social media line between actress and Reality TV got bush waxed & facial….

See also:

Recent/related stories:

Bella Thorne got topless! (Pick of the Month, 31st March 2017)
Bella Thorne, nipple ring peek and beach buns (Pick of the Month, 1st March 2017)
Debby Ryan, Marie Claire’s Celebrates Fresh Faces event

Debby Ryan gave Fresh Faces sideboob (celebrityoopsdigest

Rita Ora, photoshoot in NYC

Rita Ora gave see-thru nippleage NYC (celebrityoopsdigest

Recent/related stories:

Rita Ora, braless boobage and pokies—live! (Pick of the Month, 1st March 2017)
Rita Ora’s Wonderwell (Pick of the Month, 31st January 2017)
Rita Ora, LOVE advent (Pick of the Month, 31st December 2016)
Cara Delevingne, Puma “Do You” Summer 2017 Campaign

Cara Delevingne gave PUMA “Do You” sideboob (celebexposuredigest

Recent/related stories:

Cara Delevingne, H&M opening pokeage (Pick of the Month, 30th November 2016)
Cara Delevingne naked for Esquire (Pick of the Month, 31st August 2016)
Lady Gaga, Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival 2017

Lady Gaga got trench coat on at Coachella (cheekypopdivadigest

Recent/related stories:

Lady Gaga, Grammy’s underboob (Pick of the Month, 1st March 2017)
Lady Gaga nipple extravaganza (Pick of the Month, 30th September 2016)
Tove Lo, Lollapalooza Chile

Tove Lo gave Lollapalooza tittie (celebrityoopsdigest…

Tove Lo, Coachella 2017

And flashed Coachella tittie.

Recent/related stories:

Tove Lo topless for FAULT (Pick of the Month, 31st January 2017)
Tove Lo rubbed her Fairy cake in Fairy Dust (Pick of the Month, November 2016)
Paris Hilton, Neon Carnival Coachella

Festival veteran Paris Hilton gave Coachella carnival nipples (celebrityoopsdigest

Recent/related stories:

Paris Hilton, Mexican pussy and cheek (Pick of the Month, 31st January 2017)
Sienna Miller, Cancún, Mexico

Sienna Miller gave bikini reach down (celebrityoopsdigest

Tongue teasers

Elsie Hewitt, Snapchat

American model, actress & birthday girl Elsie Hewitt got her ass licked a few weeks back (celebritytonguedigest

Kylie Jenner, Snapchat

Kylie Jenner gave beauty secrets tongue (celebritytonguedigest

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Recent/related stories:

Ariel Winter, Snapchat

Ariel Winter gave Chainsmokers tongue (celebritytonguedigest

Recent/related stories:

Ariel Winter, Bora Bora and birthday cheek (Pick of the Month, 31st January 2017)
Ariel Winter, lit caboose (Pick of the Month, 30th November 2016)
Bella & Dani Thorne, Instagram

Bella & Dani Thorne flagpole trope & bed head tongue (…

Bella Thorne, AOL Studios building in New York City

AOL Build tongue

Bella Thorne, Snapchat

And “shower scene” tongue action.

As well as a multitude of tongue and much more including negligee nippleage, having her bush waxed and, indeed, deepthroating a banana in links in “see also” below.

Updated 20th May 2017.

Bella Thorne, Freeform Upfront in New York City

Poked it for Freeform Upfront in NYC (celebritytonguedigest

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JoJo, Instagram

Popstrel in perpetuum Joanna “JoJo” Levesque gave 4.20 tongue (celebritytonguedigest

Recent/related stories:

JoJo, sunny tits (Pick of the Month, 31st March 2017)
JoJo gym pokeage (Pick of the Month, 1st March 2017)
JoJo cheek in Camden Town (Pick of the Month, 31st January 2017)
Charli XCX, Galore x Grindr Pool Party at Coachella

Charli XCX gave Coachella Galore x Grindr Pool Party tongue (celebritytonguedigest

Recent/related stories:

Charli XCX, Brit Awards afterparty tongue (Pick of the Month, 31st March 2017)
Charli XCX radio station and red bra tongue (Pick of the Month, 1st March 2017)
Charli XCX, shady tongue (Pick of the Month, 31st January 2017)

.:: Top column 2 ::.
Charli XCX—“Carrot Hunt”
It’s Easter and, indeed, some confusion over sponsored egg rather than carrot hunt.
Chrissy Teigen, Snapchat

Chrissy Teigen gave zip sync battle (celebexposuredigest

Recent/related stories:

Chrissy Teigen, talking boobs (Pick of the Month, 31st March 2017)
Chrissy Teigen, LOVE’s Valentine (Pick of the Month, 1st March 2017)
Chrissy Teigen, American Music Awards pussy (Pick of the Month, 30th November 2016)
Pixie Lott, West Ham Utd. vs Everton half-time performance, Stratford Stadium

Pixie Lott gave The Hammers’ Stratford Stadium half-time performance (cheekypopdivadigest

Recent/related stories:

Kourtney Kardashian Hawaiian vacation

Kourtney Kardashian gave Hawaiian vacation badunkadunk (celebexposuredigest…

Kim and Kourtney Kardashian, Casa Aramara in Punta Mita, Mexico

And teased sister Kim Kardashian West’s mighty bedunk while celebrating Kourtney’s birthday in Mexico—which inevitably everyone and their social media alt-honey badger joined in with.

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Recent/related stories:

Kendall Jenner channels Marilyn for LOVE (Pick of the Month, 31st March 2017)
Kim Kardashian Superstar sex tape

10 year anniversary for Kim Kardashian sex tape, and the $$$ keeps rollin’ in (

“It’s the 10 year mark of the release of ‘Kim Kardashian Superstar.’ She publicly lashed out at Ray J who seemed behind the release from the get-go. Ultimately, she had to sign on for the release. Now for the numbers, and they are staggering—210 million views, accounting for online, DVD and VividTV; someone [begins] watching the tape on an average of every 1.5 seconds.”
Kim Kardashian Butt Pool Float

Not bad for someone many spurt vitriol at for having no talent, and the sexualised merchandising keeps rolling in; $98 Kim K Butt Pool Float to squirt that vitriol at anyone?

.:: Read more ::. (Latest Picks 7th April 2017).

While, along with those un-Photoshopped bedunk piccies more spurted vitriol at Mamma Kim for…

Whem Kim blesses you candle

Kim Kardashian slammed for “disgusting” transformation into the Virgin Mary for new Kimoji (

“The reality TV star, 38, was branded ‘disgusting’ for the ‘disrespectful’ emoji which sees her face superimposed onto the mother of Christ. The moving image, which turns psychedelic, is surrounded by a fiery halo and a wreath of flowers. Followers quickly vented their anger at the Keeping Up With the Kardashian star, who is a Christian, and accused her of mocking religion. … [One wrote] ‘You need many many prayers for your disrespectful behaviour.. If you want to go to hell you’re sure taking the right steps to enter. God have mercy on you…. (sic). … Others deemed her actions ‘beyond forgivable’, ‘shameful’, ‘extremely disgusting and low’, while another suggested she ‘should be thrown to the sea’.”
Kim Kardashian pregnant nude
Kim Kardashian pregnant nude.
Rub the belly and leave an offering for good luck

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And on the topic of sex tapes…

Mel B and husband Stephen Belafonte

Mel B wins court order banning ex husband from distributing sex tapes (

“Mel B has successfully blocked her estranged husband, Stephen Belafonte, from distributing sex tapes, according to reports. The former Spice Girl has won a court order banning her ex from selling x-rated videos and pictures of her. … Earlier this week, Belfonte vehemently denied the ‘outrageous’ and ‘unfounded’ allegations of abuse leveled against him by the former Spice Girl in court papers. The 41-year-old singer and TV presenter claimed she was the victim of ‘multiple physical beatings’, and also accused her husband of threatening to destroy her career by releasing a sex tape.”

It should be perhaps remembered those that started the sex tapes craze—Paris Hilton’s, Kim K’s and later N-Dubz’s Tulisa Contostavlos’ were all leaked allegedly by former partners with revenge and money making intentions.

.:: Read more ::. (Latest Picks 9th April 2017).

Kim Kardashian West sex tape 10 year anniversary (Latest picks 7th April 2017)
Adrienne Bailon, Beverly Hills yoga studio

Adrienne Bailon gave yoga curves (latinacelebdigest.blogspot

Recent/related stories:

Adrienne Bailon, culo espléndido and a large rigid lizard (Pick of the Month, Pick of the Month 31st March 2016)
Maitland Ward, shower before bed, Snapchat

Busty cosplay queen and actress Maitland Ward shared shower shared shower with Snapchat & Instagram (celebrityoopsdigest

Recent/related stories:

Maitland Ward shared Wonder Woman teat (Pick of the Month, 1st March)
Maitland Ward, Fall Fappening photoshoot (Pick of the Month, 30th September 2016)

Arts, culture, tech. & funnies

’Droid Nougat or meth “Nutella”?
’Droid Nougat or meth “Nutella”?

Google takes Android search blow in Russia (

“Google has promised to allow rivals’ search engines and apps to be pre-installed on phones running its versions of Android in Russia. The concession follows an out-of-court deal with the country’s competition watchdog. In addition, Google has promised to develop a tool to make it easy for users to change their device’s default search engine. … It brings to an end a long-running battle between the US firm and Russia’s competition regulator, the Federal Antimonopoly Service (FAS).”

Indeed, but surely it isn’t just me, remembering “the browser wars” that saw someone else much maligned by privacy-apathetic Chrome-domes and Linux evangelists in the monopoly position that led to agreement to put similar “Browser Choice” tool prominently on desktop.

.:: Read more ::. (Latest Picks 18th April 2017).

Recent/related stories:

European Parliament may propose Google antitrust break-up (Pick of the Week 26th November 2014)

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Tags: Adrienne Bailon, Ariel Winter, Bella Thorne, Cara Delevingne, Charli XCX, Chrissy Teigen, Dani Thorne, Debby Ryan, Elsie Hewitt, Joanna “JoJo” Levesque, Kim Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian, Kylie Jenner, Lady Gaga, Maitland Ward, Miley Cyrus, Paris Hilton, Pixie Lott, Rita Ora, Sienna Miller, Suki Waterhouse, Tove Lo.

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