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Demi Moore dating Nick Jonas 30 years her junior

4th January 2018

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Demi Moore, 55, is reportedly dating Nick Jonas, 25 (

Nick Jonas & Demi Moore
Despite the fact, Nick is younger than Demi’s daughters Rumer, 29, and Scout, 26, and just two years older than youngest Tallulah, 23, the unlikely pair may actually make a perfect match, with Nick having a history of dating older women. The Jealous singer has previously dated Aussie sweetheart Delta Goodrem, 33, and Kate Hudson, 38.

And who’s elder brother Joe dated Demi Lovato, with whom Nick had a co-headlining Future Now Tour back in mid-2016 (, 2nd Jul. 2016) but with whom she never dated although seemingly wrote a couple of recent “Ruin the Friendship” songs about (, Oct. 2017).

And it seems it was actually daughter Rumer Willis who played matchmaker setting Nick and the more senior Demi up:

“Rumer knows Demi is attracted to younger guys, and she figured that since Nick is single and has experience with older women, he’d be up for a love connection,” an insider explained. “They hit it off—and now Demi and Nick are hooking up.”

But with Demi trying to keep things not protruding from Nick’s pants under wraps “using a pal’s downtown L.A. loft for hush-hush trysts” because:

“Demi doesn’t want any more public humiliations after getting dumped by Ashton [Kutcher],” one source said.

Who was 16-years her junior, divorcing in 2013, some 4 years or so after that shared pic of Demi’s bent over bum in her knickers (, Mar. 2009) helped him be first to reach 1m followers on Twitter (, Apr. 2009).

So, there you go, #doublewin if Nick is both into MILFs and has a thing for hairy minge: Demi Moore’s [hairy minge] nudes are everywhere you look (

Updated 19th January 2018

With fame and the attention it brings seemingly causing Nick to perhaps seek MILFish maturity to keep things “under wraps” too:

Selena Gomez called out Nick Jonas for being a bad date—and you’ll squirm watching his reaction (

Nick Jonas and Selena Gomez on Nick Grimshaw’s Radio 1 Breakfast Show Heart Rate Monitor
In a playful test of their friendship, Gomez showed up during Jonas’ appearance on a British radio show to remind him of a particularly awkward date they went on 10 years ago.

An “awkward date” for the Disney icons in Central Park over ten years ago:

“This was at a time where my brothers and I were a boy band,” he clarified, referring to the Jonas Brothers. “And we were very private about our relationship, and she was unhappy that her Central Park experience was ruined by the fact that I walked about 20 feet away from her. Even though they were taking pictures of us and obviously we were there together, I was like, ‘It’d be better if we stood about 25 feet apart.’ So it ruined her Central Park experience.”

As it might “her Central Park experience” as well as as a girl’s teenage ego.

Updated 1st March 2018

Nick Jonas dating wounds
Nick Jonas dating wounds

But sadly Demi and Nick’s downtown loft floor liaisons didn’t go the distance with Demi still cursing the huge splinter she got in her arse—or if they are still on Nick’s gonna have some explaining to do when he gets home:

Nick Jonas: Bloody good hook-up down under with hot mystery girl (

Which seemingly held to Nick’s first date bad luck perhaps making you wonder if God had cast him at birth when dabbling in musical comedy scripting:

Nick and his bro Joe are gallivanting around Australia this week, but Nick went solo on Wednesday for a hot date that got off to a rough start when his date banged up her knees during a bike ride.

Thankfully it was a dating bike ride rather something involving dangerous bat or ball.

Updated 18th August 2018

Priyanka Chopra and Nick Jonas at  their roka ceremony at the  Filmfare Middle East show in Mumbai

But with a relationship confirmed in May and his biological toy-boy clock ticking, Nick finally betrothing himself to Indian actress, singer and film producer Priyanka Chopra, only 11 years his senior.

Nick Jonas and Priyanka Chopra make engagement official with roka ceremony in Mumbai (

Quantico actress Priyanka, 36, and Nick, 25, both looked stunning as they opted for traditional Indian attire, with Priyanka donning a canary yellow anarkali while Nick dressed in a white long-sleeved kurta pyjama[.]

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