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Gearing up for another Spice Girls ‘final tour’, Mel B confesses she had sex with Geri Halliwell (Page 2 of 2)

25th March 2019

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Updated 9th June 2019

And if the tour is not enough to help Mel B recoup her losses after that expensive divorce:

Mel B to release vibrator range to spice up sex lives (

“She’s had talks about designs and a range—there will be a splash of leopard print.

“Her aim is to have an upmarket range.”

An “insider” telling the range will be different from A-lister Gwyneth Paltrow’s naughty Goopish collection (, May 2016), which with that “splash of leopard print” ensuring its “upmarket range” appeal is relative and aimed at a Girl Power chavtastic demographic. Doubtless prankster Mel will gleefully send one of her scarey vibes to Geri, along with jumbo leopard print anal beads perhaps.

Updated 13th June 2019

And, despite her clothing empire and nearly-knighted boyfriend, presumably so as not to be caught short, unless cheeky prankster Mel B directs of course:

A New Spice Girls movie is in the works with all five members—yes, even Posh (

Details about the film’s plot are not yet available, as THR explains it’s still in the early stages of development at Paramount Animation and won’t be released until 2020 at the very earliest. It will, however, include new songs, as well as ’90s classics that original fans will instantly recognize.

With Paramount Animation president Mireille Soria telling The Hollywood Reporter that apparently all five of the group’s members including the tour-reluctant Posh are “very involved” in the “animated movie”, although “very involved” perhaps being a euphemism for at least all being open to voicing a few pages of script with the price being right with the reunion Spice World tour coming to close at Wembley Stadium at the weekend.

Updated 16th June 2019

And on the emotional final night:

Spice Girls: Geri apologises for quitting in 1998 (

“I need to say something I should have said a long time ago,” [Geri Horner] told fans and her bandmates at Wembley Stadium.

“I’m sorry. I’m sorry I left. I was just being a brat. It is so good to be back with the girls that I love.”

Ginger Geri having quit at the height of their fame 21 years ago suffering, she said, from exhaustion and that she needed a break, later explaining she’d become distanced from her bandmates, although soon launching a solo career with her debut album Schizophonic, which spawned three number ones in the UK Singles Chart and the now 46-year-old going on to release two more relatively successful solo albums.

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