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Pick of… best of 2019

31st December 2019

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Here’s my grab-bag pick of the best illustration inspiring celebrity gossip, scandals, arts, entertainment, & just plain quirky stories & picture sexiness. A round-up for busy pervs. There’s pictures—reading optional.

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Pick of the year’s best stories & pics


And with Sony dropping him as music found it was having its #MeToo moment with #MuteRKelly protests and other artists “apologising” for working with him.

R. Kelly turns himself in to Chicago police, image: Chris Sweda/AP

February would see the infamous and curiously much parodied urination sex tape allegedly with an underage girl surface again with prosecutors keen to pursue having been found not guilty all all charges due to a technically in the 2008 trial leading to him handing himself in for arrest with bail set at $1m.

Which after the Super Bowl in February we learned was work of an ad man seemingly in his spare time to bring attention to mental health problems social media can create.

March would see Kylie don another Insta-crown as youngest self made billionaire.

Belle Delphine—Ahegao
Belle Delphine—Ahegao


And a seeming falling out between the Duchess of Sussex and Duchess of Cambridge Kate Middleton leaving those writing itinerary doing their level best to follow separate courses lest princely hubbies Ginger Hazza and Wombat Wills be forced to duel with corkscrew and letter opener.

But any royal brotherly embarrassment would be eclipsed in August by Brenda’s favourite son Andrew’s royal duties being finally curtailed to not include any meeting with anyone with money or vices.

Katy Perry—Internet Worship
Katy perry—Internet Worship

Leaving Inspector Knacker looking for something else to fill up charge sheets lest victims groups demand they at least better enforce the laws introduced for the scourge of revenge porn which would be said to be not fit for purpose in May.

Jeff Bezos/Lauren Sánchez

And after the collapse of his marriage in January, saw Amazon boss Jeff Bezos say the National Enquirer is blackmailing him with nude photos of himself and girlfriend former entertainment TV host Lauren Sánchez.


Of course, as with her looks and body modification, opinion regarding her merit and capacity of her fortune being truly “self-made” inevitably remained presupposition regardless of anything she or any one else said:

Troubled Tom says: “SHITTY JENNER-CLAN all plastic and fake news.”
Pompous Exotic Windbag says: “I’m queen bee here & I think her 
surgeon should get an award.”

Leading to Fidiotbook’s nawty Zuck—still somewhat shamed from last years Cambridge Analytica scandal that saw him hauled before congress that for allowing Russian troll factories via 4chan to get Orange Don elected as a first step towards the inevitable election of Mr. Magoo to make America great again—calling for stronger regulation of the internet passing the buck back to those with bureaucratic red tape to tie themselves up in rather than admitting his platform or all-eyes-on-the-ad-revenue practices were at fault, while Twitter’s fecal bearded CEO Jack Dorsey ruled that world leaders such as Orange Don that regularly violate Twitter rules by possibly inciting such will get a warning rather than be banned with their opinion being “newsworthy” and emblematic of his platform’s toxicity.

While the Girl Power juggernaut prepared for another “final tour”, 12 years after the last one, Spice Girl Mel B confessed she had sex with Geri Horner (née Halliwell).

Mel B: “I licked her ginger minge.”

Leading to anger from new posh one Geri now married to Team Principal of the Red Bull Racing Formula One team, Christian Horner OBE, and ill feeling from the other girls as in part at least the reunion was to help Mel B financially following her expensive divorce from abusive husband Stephen Belafonte.

Bella Thorne—The Naked Tongue Teaser
Bella Thorne—The Naked Tongue Teaser


April saw Wikileaks co-founder and computer hacker/journalist Julian Assange finally arrested inside the Ecuadorean Embassy in London after outstaying his welcome (

Julian Assange taken from the Ecuadorean Embassy in London

Although on release she joined the #FreeBritney movement calling for more than #FreedBritneyNipple resulting in dad having to relinquish his powers of conservatorship after after alleged altercation with her son.


May saw Madge, at 60 years-of-age, give a controversial eye-patch wearing Eurovision Song Contest performance hosted in Tel Aviv, Israel, being last years winners, with the inclusion of Israeli and Palestinian flags on the backs of two of her dancers walking hand in hand and hugging.

Madonna Eurovision Song Contest performance


June saw Miley Cyrus being accused of plagiarizing an artist’s “food porn” to promote her EP, She Is Coming, leading to senior Chapopolis congregating fans to PM one another regards cuming on a Werther’s Original.

Miley Cyrus and Stephanie Sarley fingering fruit
You could be GLAAD with a limited edition sticker invoking @taylorswift13’s lyrics from #YouNeedToCalmDown…

Taylor Swift’s Pride-themed single “You Need To Calm Down” caused an influx of GLAAD donations.

Having name dropped the LGBTQ advocacy group in its lyrics and herself given a sizable donation along with a handwritten note very likely on pink paper as a way of honoring Pride Month and rallying against the “slate of hate” which resulting in her making a very pubic petition of Tennessee legislature regards LGBTQ rights.

Katy Perry and Taylor Swift hug in “You Need To Calm Down” music video

But along with the video featuring an awkward forgiveness meetup with old rival Katy Perry, some still ascribing to Taylor-is-manipulative memes suggesting it was Pride Month commodification accompanying the revenge-filled Reputation snake-to-rainbow-coloured-butterfly transformation seen in April’s pastel-coloured “Me” with Panic! at the Disco’s Brendon Urie for her Lover album released in August.

Taylor Swift—Facial Shock #1
Taylor Swift—Facial Shock #1

Disney alum and increasingly merchandising entrepreneur Bella Thorne had to self-leak topless shots from her phone to thwart a hacker, telling all it had somewhat spoilt her celebration of the release of her new angsty Wannabe Mogul: Mental Disarray poetry collection book and prompting her to vow she’d write about it in the next. But the “take the power back” empowerment story was one that some felt they had heard before after suggesting she would indeed write about in her next book—

Bella Thorne: “Fuck u and the power u think you have over me. I’m gonna write about this in my next book”
Keith Raniere in a YouTube video promoting “The Source”, a self-help programme
Allison Mack departs the Brooklyn federal courthouse, image: Shannon Stapleton/Reuters via The Guardian article

The female mentorship empowerment and self-help workshops actually being something of a Gorean slaves and masters pyramid, with Smallville actress Alison Mack being high enough up to be the master of an exclusive inner-group termed DOS or “The Vow” with came up with branding his initials on slaves rather than something tacky and simple like a tattoo for those pledging their unquestioning devotion to the “Grandmaster”.

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Kylie Jenner—Got Milk?
Kylie Jenner—Got Milk?


July saw Taylor Swift accuse record executive and manager Scooter Braun of “manipulative bullying” when, as she termed the “worst case scenario”, the rascal surreptitiously bought out her musical back catalog.

Taylor Swift/Scooter Braun, CBS This Morning

As with all the many cases of TayTay Bad Blood other stars choose their sides which carried over to her receiving the Artist of the Decade Award at the American Music Awards in November when she claimed Braun and co were preventing her from playing her old hits and Billboard’s first-ever Woman of the Decade award in December where, “As your resident loud person” she ominously warned of a “new shift” that was a “potentially harmful force in our industry”.

Belle Delphine filling tubs playing in bathwater

And indeed selling out and having to have more baths or at least have more taps running than she could almost handle, but with social media being what it is her Instagram account was removed after being reported within the month for “nudity or pornography” by a Redditor presumably seeking some attention himself in the alt-right incel Manosphere.

But the creepy Digital Fur Technology did not amuse the Twitter but the ensuing meme-splattered pile on of cattiness did, with even Furries with a confused, somewhat uneasy looking plushy sat on their laps rolled out by tabloids to denouncing it as not being something even they can “fuck/fap” to. Reviewers were no kinder upon its release in December, decrying it the “worst thing to happen to cats since dogs” with bewilderment at its U rating with it described as being “an orgy of throbbing tails”.

Katy having started her career as a Christian artist before progressing to having whipped cream squirting from her mighty tatas, and her alleged past would further return to haunt her in August when her ripped “Teenage Dreams” male model beau deciding to spill the #MeToo beans accusing her of pulling out his penis to show a crowd of friends back in 2012.


Shanina Shaik walking the runway at Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2018

August saw the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show cancelled for first time in 23 years, with the lingerie brand having come under fire for its lack of diversity and promoting an unhealthy body image and with the broadcast’s ratings sinking to an all-time low last year.

Prince Andrew’s friendship with Jeffrey Epstein in harsh spotlight after the disgraced financier and convicted sex offender committed suicide in prison with his 17-year-old at the time sex slave Virginia Giuffre revealing the Duke of York had enjoyed licking her feet in the bath and calling for him to “comes clean about it”.

(Top) Evidence photo of Prince Andrew with Virginia Roberts Giuffre and Ghislaine Maxwell (bottom) Jeffrey Epstein mugshot via Wikimedia Commons

A “car crash” interview with the Beeb in late November had businesses, charities and the arts distance them self from his patronage and after a meeting with the Queen and Charles, the Prince of Wales, had the duke step back from his royal duties for the “foreseeable future”.

And the now 22-year-old tongue poking avant-garde Disney alumna Bella Thorne direct some alt-porn for Pornhub‘s Visionaries Director’s Series featuring the bootylicious Abella Danger with the heavily tattooed, myth busting pseudonymed Small Hands.

“Him & Her”


They: expanded to include this sense: “used to refer to a single person whose gender indentity is nonbinary.”

September saw the Merriam-Webster dictionary add “they” as nonbinary pronoun as used by those identifying as nonbinary and seeking gender neutrality, somewhat riling polite Piers Morgan, Sir Alan Sugar and right-wing middle aged salty gammon suspicious of “they“ trying to pass them self off as two-in-one to get a post-Brexit rationing double helping and fearful of their sovereignty being they-handled.


Demi Lovato, Instagram

October saw leaked Snapchat nudes of Demi Lovato.

With Lovatics calling for all to give the girl a break having nearly died of an overdose just a year ago, but somewhat dispelling for some the ennui of seemingly weekly leaked piccies of D-list reality TV stars, social media personalities and Romanian tennis and ping pong players trawled through media recovery exploits, although June had seen Bella Thorne post topless pics thwarting a hacker threatening to post them and Iggy Azalea responded to her nude pictures taken from a photoshoot leaking online with an emotional statement which, having seemingly destroyed her own career with injudicious statements, most chose not to care.

And by December it was shown the danger is not just virtual with Inspector Knacker being called the Love Island presenter’s home after smashing a lamp over the head of her tennis player and model toyboy boyfriend Lewis Burton while he slept after reading texts presumably regards “advantage and groundstroke” from a 60-year-old “tennis client” and seemingly suspecting either an affair or that other services were on offer resulting in her having to step down as presenter of the dating reality show and having a six-figure advertising deal with Polaroid put on hold.


And December introduced us to the supposed holistic woo-woo health benefits of #ButtholeSunning allowing much bad butt puns while fingering for more detail.

metaphysicalmeagan: Perineum Sunning

And finally, those we will miss…

This year sadly the following passed on.








Jeffrey Epstein, jailed disgraced financier and sex offender with powerful friends who’s suicide in prison drove the last nail in the coffin of his “friend” spare heir Prince Andrew’s creditability (Story Picks August).

(Top) Evidence photo of Prince Andrew with Virginia Roberts Giuffre and Ghislaine Maxwell (bottom) Jeffrey Epstein mugshot via Wikimedia Commons

And on the same day…




Although of course there are many, many more that were not selected as Picks that will be missed just as much with there simply not enough time to include no matter how much I may have wished.

That’s it

Best of 2020

So there you have it, those were my picks of the year. Did I miss anything? If you feel so, please let me know. Wishing you a wonderful start to 2020!


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