Search:
Tip: Please give your vote in at least one Picks Poll to enable search results. Thank you.
Search for phrase rather than keywords

Latest Picks

Latest pcks
Whatever’s on my mind really.

A peek at illustration inspiring celebrity sexiness, quirky news stories from inherently pornified pop culture, tips, sketchbook and work in progress, reviews and other things of interest; whatever’s on my mind really—which more fool you if you ever take that seriously.

Latest Picks is a sort of mini-blog for daily thoughts and picks. Longer articles, stories & sketches are found in the full-size blog, where indeed Latest Picks are moved when updates to a story make it too large.

Note: Both Latest Picks and Blog are to be retired at the end of September, although both will remain available indefinitely as an archived part of the site. No further updates to past stories will be made.

.:: Read more ::. (Latest Picks 6th Sept. 2020).

Latest picks (featured message)

.:: Show latest picks ::.
9th September 2015

Fake Android porn app takes your photo, then holds it ransom (techradar.com).

Adult Player ransomware
“Smartphones have traditionally been a handy place to indulge in adult content without anyone watching over you. Until now. Security research firm Zscaler has found a nasty piece of ransomware that tricks users into thinking they are downloading an Android-based pornography app. Once the app is opened, the ransomware takes a photo of the smartphone owner using the front camera, locks the phone and demands $500 (£330) to unlock the device.”

And all that to indulge your porn pleasure on a flippin’ 3 and half inch screen. Seriously, I’m waiting for the first call from one of the “I don’t look at that sorta thing” elderly u-kippers in the block now; it was “granny porn” he wasn’t looking at that somehow leapt up and jumped on his Android last time (Latest Picks 21 Aug. 2014) and I can’t wait to hear the excuse for why “the ransom message keeps the handset’s screen switched on at all times and comes back to haunt users even after the phone is restarted.”

Recent/related stories

Disclaimer:

Illustrations, paintings, and cartoons featuring caricatured celebrities are intended purely as parody and fantasised depictions often relating to a particular news story, and often parodying said story and the media and pop cultural representation of said celebrity as much as anything else. Who am I really satirising? Read more.

Privacy policy

No cookies, ad and tracker free. Read more.