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18th June 2019

Bella Thorne posts topless pics as she hits back at hacker ‘threatening her with nudes’ (dailystar.co.uk).

Bella Thorne: “Fuck u and the power u think you have over me. I’m gonna write about this in my next book”
(Bella Thorne, Twitter)

Said “hacker” “threatening her” with nudes of herself at the weekend rather than of Grandpa Danger Heels of whom he or she seemingly lifted off the portable wireless of fellow Bella lovin’ Chapopolis-frequenting Geriatric Sugar Man.

Bella Thorne shared screenshots of messages she had received from the online menace, threatening to leak topless photos that had been stolen from her private conversations.

Instead of giving in to the hacker’s demands, the 21-year-old bravely stood her ground and took control of the situation.

Sharing the “disgusting” messages on her Twitter account—fecal bearded, Myanmar-retreating, recently Black Mirror parodied (express.co.uk) Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey having no problem with nudies being posted unlike the Facebook owned yet more popular with Bella’s demographic Instagram—along with a statement explaining that: “For the last 24 hours I have been threatened with my own nudes.”

Said “nudes” being intended for an unnamed “special person” who, with her Insta-theatrical tryst with YouTuber Tana Mongeau perhaps back on (whatstrending.com) could have been but was likely was not, much regrettably for those bouncing up and down on forum leaks thread dildo eager for a spectacular Tana belfie to be next, with much edging if not ever reaching orgasm debate as to what curious object will be stuck up her brown eye.

In the statement she continuing saying that “For too long I let a man take advantage of me over and over” and that “I can sleep better knowing I took my power back”, and ending with “Here’s the photo he’s been threatening me with, in other words, here’s my boobies”, the business seemingly interrupting her new-found, much self-hyped yet undeniably best selling success as a poet nailing her angsty demographic (celebritytonguedigest.blogspot.com, 28th Apr. 2019):

To make matters worse, the threats came just as the Insta babe was celebrating the release of her brand new collection of poetry, The Life of a Wannabe Mogul: Mental Disarray.

She confessed: “The last 24 hours I have been crying instead of celebrating my book while doing my book press.”

Indeed, the post headed with an anger empowering suggestion that “I’m gonna write about this in my next book” and finishing with a just deserts “So here fuck u” flourish:

“Oh yea, the fbi will be at your house shortly, so watch. Your. Mother.Fuckin. Back.”

Which is much more likely an outcome than for those who’s resources and influence leave them without the apprehension of having to hear their local Inspector Knacker tell them they have more important things to investigate and that you really shouldn’t have took stuff like that, used such an easy password or indeed trusting the cloud when seemingly there are some major exploits allowing as much wide cast net trawling as spear-phishing (Pick of the Week, 31st Mar. 2017).

Grandpa Danger Heels says: “I don’t mind if any want to leak my nudes, just took some new ones.”

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