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18th December 2016

Blac Chyna’s Instagram hacked: The explosive leaked messages about “lazy and fat” Rob, making money from the Kardashian name and abusing ex Tyga (dailymail.co.uk).

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Indeed, clicking each and every expectation box for many, who actually are of that opinion of most if not all of the female part of the Kardashian-Jenner Korps profitable equation.

“Chyna, 28, moved quickly to let her social media followers know that she had set up a new account. ‘Just to let you all know that’s not me on my IG page,’ she explained in a video she shared after a series of messages claiming she had been cheating on Rob were posted on her original account. That’s somebody that hacked me And somebody’s really, really, really, really, really mad,’ she explained.”

Which is exactly how I’d put it if it were me, but then again although I enjoy to share my illustration and musings I’m not so keen to share my private affairs with everybody else being one reason why I avoid social media, another being everyone using is eagerly awaiting this sort of car crash as “entertainment“, and another being that it is widely found and held to be one big virtual dating app I seriously do not think they do service to anybody’s trust:

“”In one lengthy conversation, the authenticity of which cannot be verified, the former exotic dancer appears to tell Treasure [her “best friend forever”] that she plans to give Rob a year to shape up otherwise she’s leaving him. ‘He’s lazy, fat, insecure,’ writes the 28-year-old, who became engaged to Kris Jenner’s only son in April. ‘Imma give rob 1 year to get it together or I’m gone,’ she adds. Her pal advises her to ‘just stack ur money‘ and that ‘Kris will make sure y’all stable always.’

Well, at least that suggests the Rob & Chyna reality TV slot is not a scripted as some may have it with Cyna’s attempts to get Rob to come out of his shell and do a star jump or two, but that perhaps she doesn’t see it lasting even as many episodes as, on that premise, someone who as not seen it.

While Kylie Jenner and her partner Tyga, who had a child with Chyna and forever in and out of breakups and trouble themself, seem more chill renting out one of their familial mansions to the new couple (dailymail.co.uk) so they are “closer to momager home”, the Kardashian sisters are reportedly mighty annoyed and seeking to block Chyna wearing the Kardashian Korps cap (dailystar.co.uk) and—as you will probably know yourself, familial passwords being easiest to guess I’d….

No, seriously, social media has put a level-up bullseye on the back of anyone who’s relative degree of fame outshines that of a horde that would put Genghis‘ to hurtful shame seeking their own 15 minutes in the saddle to spend paparazzi “check”. Meanwhile:

“The Rob & Chyna Baby Special is set to air on E! on Sunday night [tonight] ”

How convenient, all that attention then, certainly proving all press is good press.

Updated 26th December 2016

Kris Jenner “wants to buy Dream Kardashian”—a literal baby —for £4million (mirror.co.uk).

That’s The Mirror I believe trying to hedge its demonification bets and that’s momager Kris trying to buy the Chyna off and out of her son and granddaughters life rather than to eat with Boxing Day turkey, or so I believe.

“Star magazine reports Kris wants to offer Chyna some £4million to leave her newborn behind and leave the Kardashians forever—and a source believes Chyna might see the benefit in the strange deal. ‘Five million is about all Rob is worth, so Chyna would be smart to consider Kris’ offer,’ said the insider. ‘Everyone knows she doesn’t love him—she could cash out now and get on with her life.’”

Awww all the Kardashian-Jenner Korps’ reclusive sock entrepreneur is worth is… yeah, I’ll not even dignify that by repeating the price.

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