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15th June 2016

Cara Delevingne, Kendall Jenner split: CaKe creators & BFF’s no longer friends after “falling out?” (enstarz.com).

Cara and Kendall, CaKe no more?

“It appears CaKe, a.k.a. Kendall Jenner and Cara Delevingne, have called off their friendship after an alleged falling out over their planned clothing line which was made from their moniker. According to a new report in OK! Magazine, the two are no longer on speaking terms and have also ended their once close friendship for good, and ditched the clothing line as well, after a disagreement over the line came between them.

Sources told the magazine that Kendall’s momager, Kris Henner [sic.], trademarked the name ‘CaKe by Kendall and Cara’ back when they unveiled the idea for a line last year, but Delevingne got mad because her name was listed second on the trademark. From there things allegedly got worse, and the line was terminated, despite a shipment being ‘ready for sale’ this past January.”

Yeah, I waited a few days to post that, mindful it may turn out to be similar “word vomit” that had her quit modelling (Latest Picks 15th Mar. 2016) with a show of solidarity still-BFF licking (celebritytonguedigest.blogspot.co.uk, Jun. 2015)—well I could certainly hope, and I bloody well did—as with when fashions protégé queen of eyebrows and incredably tasty tongue supposedly fell out with modelling mentor Kate Moss over leaving the Storm agency (celebritytonguedigest.blogspot.co.uk, Sept. 2015).

You may remember there was some talk that the Victoria’s Secret Angels spposedly held Kendall’s non-modelling reality star Instagirl fame against her when she got—suggestively thanks to her Kardashian-Jenner Korps credentials rather than aptitude or experience—her first big modelling gig but she has—I would say most would say—held her own with regards her assignments since, wheras Cara—who I am incredably fond of too, much as I am of Kendall—has suffered from some most unfortunate side effects of fame and intrusive paparazzi lens of late which has put her in low spirits and triggered said “word vomit” which included some—prehaps deserved—negativity—on the industry—and some in it—that brought her to fame and wish to concentrate on her other ventures like acting, which may “pan” out with forthcoming Suicide Squad where they certainly didn’y with 2015’s floppish Pan, for which she can’t be held for much responsibilty having only an incidental role as a mermaid.

British Fashion Awards Model of the Year at the end of 2014, it may be no suprise that her recent uneasiness with her profession has triggered some uneasiness with some within that may have vouched for her entitlement to premier listing on the trademark, but Kendall… yes, Kendall’s momager is seemingly the best endorsement agent there is, and could probably get Pee-wee Herman elected President in place of Trump if endorsement revenue was opportune.

I can certainly understand where Cara is coming from; it’s possible to be outstanding and rise to the very top of your league and still find that, indeed, another fish is bigger because it is growing in more sizeable endorsement pool, and importantly providing more feeding tube nutrients for others in said well maintained expensive waters. And indeed, come in to feed they do:

Kardashians sued: we want our cut for making you rich and famous!! (tmz.com).

“The Kardashians and some Jenners made untold millions and aced out a company that did nothing but help … so claims the company that is now suing the family. Agency for the Performing Arts caters to huge brands like Marriott hotels and Lamborghini. They claim they had a verbal agreement in 2009 with Kim, Khloe, Kourtney, Kylie, Kendall, but no Rob—to help make deals. The Agency was supposed to get a 15% cut. APA says the Kardashians made millions after they locked deals for clothing, footwear, accessories, and hair products. The suit claims the family pulled the plug on their deal back in March 2015, and since then the APA claims it hasn’t seen a dime.”

Hmmm… isn’t that way with those “verbal agreements” for more than a slice of Reality apple pie that seemingly no one was much interested in tucking in to until it got that price tag attached.

So, for sure, perhaps turning on—albeit indirectly and unintentially—the industry and those who put you where you are is never advantageous when the “sharks” will come swimming in smelling revenue blood, unless you do decide to make the break and swim out to a new venture stream.

Cara: “Did… Did you just… cum?

Thankfully back to perfunctory poker form, here’s Cara poking it for… Lyme disease (celebritytonguedigest.blogspot.co.uk).

Cara Delevingne , Instagram

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