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11th August 2019

With Jeffrey Epstein, the financier accused of sex trafficking hanging himself in his cell yesterday (nytimes.com) it seems 2,000 pages of legal documents released hours before his death suggest former friend Prince Andrew has a foot fetish to rival the Texan millionaire snapped sucking his wife Fergie’s toes leading to their break up back in 1991 (mirror.co.uk, Oct. 2018):

Prince Andrew ‘licked feet of Jeffrey Epstein’s sex slave in bath’ (dailystar.co.uk).

(Top) Evidence photo of Prince Andrew with Virginia Roberts Giuffre and Ghislaine Maxwell (bottom) Jeffrey Epstein mugshot via Wikimedia Commons (CC BY 2.0)

With alleged sex slave victim Virginia Roberts Giuffre saying in her 2016 deposition that Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell, daughter of the late publishing mogul Robert Maxwell, directed her to provide sexual services for a number powerful American and foreign men and relating in the new documents filed how Air Miles Andy showed some bathing foot love after having showed her his “terrible pelvic smashing” dance moves at the nightclub Tramp in London in 2001 when she was 17:

Virginia claims they then went back to Maxwell’s house, and she claims her and Prince Andrew had a bath.
“He was adorning my young body, particularly my feet, caressing my toes and licking my arches,” she wrote.

And with both the Justice Department and FBI seemingly taking an interest into how Epstein, who was still supposed to be checked on every 30 minutes after having seemingly attempted hanging himself a few weeks back, had managed the deed, seemingly helped by his cellmate having been transferred thus leaving him alone in the cell (nytimes.com):

Prince Andrew among global figures under scrutiny after Epstein’s death (nbcnews.com).

The prince’s name topped the headlines in British tabloids Sunday morning despite the palace’s vehement denials.

Denials of any “impropriety with underage minors” rather than having anything to do with anyone being given a bung to take a long desperate dump and drag feet thus forestalling Epstein being checked on, but one may assume that would be stated as “categorically untrue” by Buck House too if it were asked.

Updated 12th August 2019

With an appalled Attorney General William Barr acknowledging there were “serious irregularities”, stating that “Any co-conspirators should not rest easy” (theguardian.com) and with suggestion of death threats and possible extortion from fellow inmates (tmz.com) while the blame is being put on “severely overworked” guards (bbc.co.uk) possible formally briefly employed at Orange Is the New Black’s Litchfield Penitentiary:

Controversy swirls around Jeffrey Epstein’s death (nationalreview.com).

The Internet is ablaze with conspiracy theories, given the potential dirt that Epstein held on power players in the worlds of politics and finance. Alas, the president joined in, retweeting actor Terrence K. Williams’s post which insinuated that the Clintons arranged for Epstein to be killed:
Died of SUICIDE on 24/7 SUICIDE WATCH ? Yeah right! How does that happen#JefferyEpstein had information on Bill Clinton & now he’s dead

With Orange Don well aware conspiracy theories are the post-truth norm for much of his supporter base and as keen as ever to roll out #CrookedHillary to distance himself from accountability: Of course Trump ‘fell out’ with Epstein over real estate, not underage girls (vanityfair.com).