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22nd August 2017
Miley & Stella—Strap on, strap in
Miley & Stella—Strap on, strap in

Kristen Stewart, Stella Maxwell lawyer up in nude photo hack (

Said “photo hack” being whatever incremental iteration of “The Fappening” (e.g. 2.0, 5.0 or 55.0) those pumping their porno Pikachu on 4chan and Reddit are currently pitching it.

“Kristen Stewart and Stella Maxwell have lawyered up, demanding that several websites take down nude photos of them that were illegally hacked. Kristen’s lawyer, Scott Whitehead, fired off a letter challenging the websites that have plastered pics of Kristen and Stella, along with pics of Tiger Woods, Lindsey Vonn, Miley Cyrus, and Katharine McPhee. The pics in question show Stella in the bathroom, taking a selfie with Kristen posing naked behind her.”

And many are those websites, all of which still having a bumper ad revenue and pseudo-malware download-this-addon/video codec day on image hosts with the piccies and videos leaked yesterday.

“Whitehead claims posting the pics is a flagrant violation of copyright laws … i.e., Kristen and Stella own their images and no one can use them without permission.”

With said sites invariably posting porno pics and videos hosted on cloud storage which they don’t own the copyright to either.

Of said pics though, besides topless Kristen and girlfriend Alicia Cargile perhaps the most noteworthy are of whom Stella is with, being her past brief galpal flame Miley Cyrus who along with being topless with Stella is also depicted taking a pantless outdoor full stream “leak” herself in 7 piccies, noted as “squirting” on several of said websites ensuring the peeing is actually squirting porno euphemism transposition is complete—she’s not peeing, she squirting. 😜

Not prepared to dance on said lawyer warpath myself I won’t post a link or piccies but you can at least find a who else was posted list here (blog, updated 21st Aug. 2017) for further “investigation” with a furtive google or trip on the search Road to with Bing at your leisure which I dare say shall take all of 20 seconds.

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