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15th March 2020
A composite of two images of Stefania Barbaglio nude with face masks over mouth and privates, image: Stefania Barbaglio
Image: Stefania Barbaglio

As Blighty belatedly is about to enter the “delay phase” to deal with the coronavirus pandemic, with Health Secretary Matt Hancock to be telling those over the age of 70 or with at risk health conditions such as diabetes, high blood pressure and heart and lung disease “within the coming weeks” to self-isolate and stay at home alone for “a very long time” to protect themselves (bbc.co.uk) and with ever-opportunistic Pornhub perhaps ready to offer oldsters and the sick something other to twiddle than their thumbs with a philanthropic oppo to try out its premium service free for a month as it has done for lockdowned Italians (theguardian.com):

Woman with family locked down in Italy poses naked with face masks to urge everyone to be safe (metro.co.uk).

Stefania Barbaglio is an Italian woman living in London, but her family still live in Lombardy, Northern Italy—one of the regions worst hit by coronavirus.

With Steffy, a fashionista, entrepreneur Investor PRGuru Speaker and CEO of a boutique PR-IR firm in London (Instagram), wishing to stress that she feels self-protection is important decided to set up a photoshoot and pose naked with face masks covering her privates, as well as her mouth in a least one shot, as she believes it is important to cover our faces to stop the spread of the virus:

She tells Metro.co.uk: ‘I mask up during my travel on the tube as I am so worried about what is happening in my own country. My family is from Lodi, Lombardy, where there is the biggest outbreak of the virus.’

Updated 16th March 2020

And back to ever-opportunistic Pornhub and boobies and more sans masks or merkins while working from home, on your tod with just your todger or porno empowered pudendum for company:

Pornhub use surges as coronavirus forces millions to self-isolate and work from home (dailystar.co.uk).

Pornhub hourly traffic from Europe

With millions of Brits told to self-isolate and work from home as coronavirus tears across the world, Pornhub has revealed there has been a huge surge in traffic to the site since the pandemic took hold.

On Thursday March 12, as hundreds of workers were told to work from home, the United Kingdom saw an 8.4% boost in visits to the saucy site compared with an average day.

Seemingly with the early hours no longer needed to be reserved for shuteye:

At 3am, with millions preparing to skip the morning commute and work from the comfort of their homes, traffic to the site soared by 8.8% compared to an average day.

And with afternoon and evening “social distancing” spikes too:

And as Brits embraced social distancing there was a spike in hits to the raunchy site with afternoon and evening ‘interest’ peaking at an increase of 16.6% at 9pm in the evening.

But with the red-top seemingly first digging out some causal science woo from where a butt plug is now in place to conclude the porno surfing may all be down to viewers wanting a quick immunity boost:

A study by the Department of Medical Psychology at the University Clinic of Essen, Germany, in 2004 concluded that their findings “demonstrate that components of the innate immune system are activated by sexual arousal and orgasm”.

Updated 23rd March 2020

But with the risk of more than an overdeveloped bicep on one arm or numb finger and vag with seemingly some reality in that old masturbatory myth about going blind in the digital era:

Coronavirus crisis leaves Brits at risk of ‘Porn Eye’ condition warns expert (dailystar.co.uk).

[Tom Broughton, founder of spectacle brand Cubitts has] coined the term ‘Porn Eye’ for “a generation who are living out their lives on smartphones and thereby damaging their sight”, and has seen a sharp rise in prescription glasses since they launched in 2013.

He said: “Porn Eye is a condition which puts undue stress and tension on eyes through continuous mobile phone viewing.”

With indeed prolapse porn easily and often accidentally found on Pornhub likely not helping the “stress and tension” of viewer and performer alike, and with Cubitts’ Tom urging Brits to practice Safe Specs by keeping their eyewear clean during this time.

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