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7th August 2016

Scientists create first fully programmable quantum computer (ibtimes.co.uk).

A model of quantum computing processor
“Researchers have created the first fully programmable and reconfigurable quantum computing device in what is a milestone for the technology. The computer was introduced in a paper published in the journal Nature by researchers working with Christopher Monroe, a Fellow of the Joint Quantum Institute and the Joint Center for Quantum Information and Computer Science at the University of Maryland. Quantum computers offer the prospect of ultra-fast processing speeds which could find solutions to certain complex problems exponentially faster than traditional computers. … To date, many research teams have developed small but functional quantum computers, although these devices are usually dedicated to solving very particular problems because they are only designed to run one program or a specific quantum algorithm.”

For many, “ultra-fast processing speeds which could find solutions” on a phone with capabilities in excess already of an 80s-era supercomputer (phonearena.com) for gaining more “followers” on F’book or Twitter to collapse the wavefunction superposition of what exactly they had for tea.

Info: How quantum computers work (howstuffworks.com).

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8th August 2016

And if a real-world useful fully programmable quantum computer beyond prototype is still potentially in somewhat of a superposition itself, at least the quantum logic—if that is not an oxymoron—seems sound:

Quantum computing breakthrough: Oxford University scientists achieve incredibly accurate logic gate (ibtimes.co.uk).

“Computer scientists have made a breakthrough that brings quantum computers one step closer to reality—they have succeeded building a quantum version of a Fredkin gate which is incredibly accurate. Researchers from Oxford University have demonstrated that single-qubit and two-qubit logic gates are possible with a record-breaking 99.9% precision, which is the benchmark that is required theoretically in order to make a quantum computer possible.”

3rd September 2016

And needless to say some have seen that superpositioning potential to boost search and ad revenue whether any paricular paradoxical cat in a box or kitten in a cup is simultaneously alive and dead until searched for:

Revealed: Google’s plan for quantum computer supremacy (newscientist.com).

“SOMEWHERE in California, Google is building a device that will usher in a new era for computing. It’s a quantum computer, the largest ever made, designed to prove once and for all that machines exploiting exotic physics can outperform the world’s top supercomputers. And New Scientist has learned it could be ready sooner than anyone expected—perhaps even by the end of next year.”

Indeed, and said machine and secret search algorithm will continue to collapse the wave function, eliminating posibilty until, yep, all are using and ad revenue tracked with Google and Chrome, and anyone not, prefering to take the Road to with Bing or DuckDuckGo will undoubtedly be holding the shortest of straw string theory in some unobserved and unobservable dimension.

And, if it doesn’t work out, it will quietly tunnel away much like some investors wish some of those “change the world indulgences” that are now tucked away under Alphabet wing would (Latest Picks 13th Aug. 2015).

New Poll: When the first programmable, general-purpose PC/laptop/tablet/smart phone with screen you are squinting at sits on your desk/in your lap/in your sweaty palm walking through Debenhams, what will be the result first Blue/Grey Screen of Death or “kernel panic”—Linux not stoop so low as to have a lowly colour-based crash meme? (Pick of the Month 31st August 2016).

27th September 2016

But despite reports that Google is building one in Sergey Brin’s Crocs and success of building quantum version of a quantum logic gate it seems a trip into Sci-fi hyperdrive is still required, perhaps at least to make anybody interested:

Star Wars scene inspires Aussie scientists to stop light (thenewdaily.com.au).

“In the latest Star Wars movie, The Force Awakens, villain Kylo Ren uses The Force to stop a laser blast mid-air as it heads towards him. Now researchers at the Australian National University (ANU) have done something similar by using a cloud of very cold atoms to stop light moving. The development, published on Tuesday in Nature Physics, could be used to make a quantum logic gate, which is an important building block in the development of quantum computers, said lead author Jesse Everett, a doctoral student at ANU’s Centre for Quantum Computation and Communications Technology.”

Lets hope quantum computing reverses some of the wooden dialogue in JJ’s continuation of a saga many considered too stone at sea deep with those prequels.

Info: Quantum gate (Wikipedia).

4th April 2017

But if Big targeted ads Brother Google is hoping it’s quantum computer could make a Google++ succeed where its Google+ didn’t now matter how “everything is using it, you will use it too” much they tried:

Quantum entanglement: New research discovers potential problem with quantum computing development (ibtimes.co.uk).

“It has always been commonly believed that the process works by having one photon goes into the crystal, die, and then two new entangled photons are born in the same location, space and time as the one that died. However, the researchers found that the entangled pair of photons can actually originate from somewhere else in the crystal. … [and] if the entangled photons don’t quite work the way we thought, then the vacuum field will need to be factored into any future experiments involving quantum entanglement of light. If you don’t know exactly where the two photons are located, then there will be noise in the final calculation from the quantum computer or in the final image produced by an imaging tool.’ … ‘The research invites the question of how accurate any applications that use light-based quantum entanglement.’
Curious George

Indeed, said “noise” created by not knowing where the fuck said protons are could find a horny Lothario’s “I’m here to try this jumbo insta-grab dating thing the internet is” quantum computed Google++ profile merged with that of superpositioned cartoon character Curious George.

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