Frisky hotel guests are driving people mad by having sex up against windows (metro.co.uk).
“Residents, including grandmothers, at a Lower East Side public-housing scheme have being getting a regular eyeful since Ian Schrager’s Public hotel opened next door in June. Leonor Fernandez, 68, told the New York Post: ‘Guys are together, girls and girls are together. They don’t even pull the shades down.’ Kinky guests are also doing it right up against the windows, residents moaned.”
I’m sure they did, repeatedly, with ivory dildo (Latest Picks 20th Apr. 2017) or superannuated wrinkly winkle in hand while tutting at the moral turpitude of these youngsters. But it’s not the oldsters unable—or unwilling—to turn blind eye:
“Melissa Santos, a 26-year-old dental assistant, said: ‘You see them having sex all the time, hands on the window. Not like I’m a peeping Tom, but from the corner of my eye, you can see this going on four times a week.’ … The neighbours said they can’t always pull down their shades or blinds because their window air conditioners are running during the summer.”
ElderlyInstagrab in Moose ’n’ Buck’s text based ManOChat has just logged off recalling that astronomy telescope he has had for years in his spare room and, indeed, would it be possible to rent a room the hotel overlooks from any of these residents?
Surely though there is something that could be done, if not so as not shock old aunt Effie’s New York living sister Aggie then just to disappoint Wisconsin living ElderlyInstagrab looking up cost of a flight right now:
“Since the Public Hotel opened there have been at least 47 noise complaints lodged with New York’s Mayor office against the hotel. … … [but] The law in New York states that if you are having sex in your home, then you are not liable for public indecency.”
And indeed, ElderlyInstagrab’s plan may have already been put into action:
“My parents had a condo in a high rise building across the street from a hotel. I didn’t have any interest in astronomy and yet I have a telescope setup on the balcony.”
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