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12th May 2016


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Orlando Bloom, Katy Perry © BFA/REX/ShutterStock
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An opportunist grope, old flame still burning, or sly plot by she who gets to decide on which day all wear pink Mean Girls Moriartess to spite her real “Bad Blood” rival?

“Is that all there is?”: Katy Perry cryptically tweets about a disappointing relationship… after boyfriend Orlando Bloom is pictured getting cosy with Selena Gomez (dailymail.co.uk).

“It’s been six days since Orlando Bloom was spotted getting cosy with Selena Gomez at a Las Vegas nightclub. And Katy Perry appeared to have the matter of relationships on her mind after her boyfriend was seen cuddling another woman, cryptically tweeting: ‘Is That All There Is?’ Taking to Twitter on Thursday, the 31-year-old singer also shared a link to Peggy Lee’s 1969 hit of the same name—a song about experiencing disappointment.”
Regina George: “You can go shave your back now.

I suppose you could always just blame Beiber. But then again, much of the supposed Plastics-perfection control exercised by Swifty could indeed be headline opportunity (aka gossip): Taylor Swift’s squad did NOT unfollow Demi Lovato, despite report (gossipcop.com).

“Taylor Swift’s squad did not unfollow Demi Lovato after she posed for a selfie with Hailey Baldwin, despite a fabricated report. Gossip Cop can exclusively correct this inaccurate claim. There’s absolutely zero truth to it. According to Perez Hilton… ”

Indeed, say no more.

Updated 13th May 2016

Katy Perry calls out “dumb conspiracy trash” amid alleged relationship drama (msn.com/Cover Media).

Indeed, who obviously uspered her Twitter and posted sad song relationship lyrics.

“Katy Perry has urged fans not to pay attention to ‘dumb conspiracy trash’ amid rumours her boyfriend Orlando Bloom hooked up with Selena Gomez in Las Vegas. … Katy made it clear she is standing by her man and encouraged her fans to ignore the break-up gossip and chit-chat about her boyfriend’s fling with Selena, who happens to be her pop rival Taylor Swift’s best friend.

“She shared another link to a recent Time magazine article, written by Orlando, in which he details his visit to eastern Ukraine as a UNICEF goodwill ambassador. Katy added, ‘Instead of giving energy & eyeballs to dumb conspiracy (trash emoji) check out how COOL this is… #dontfeedthebeast.’”

#dontfeedthebeast

Then again, perhaps it was those nuns: Nuns roar back at Katy Perry, claiming mistranslation of Vatican decree allowing purchase of convent (foxnews.com, Apr. 2016).

Updated 19th May 2016

But, indeed, a gush of that “Bad Blood” can only be held back soooOoo long:

Katy Perry “blames” Taylor Swift after Orlando Bloom and Selena Gomez pictured getting cozy (ibtimes.co.uk).

“‘Katy is putting the blame for this on Taylor Swift,’ a source told Radar Online. ‘She [Katy Perry] said that Selena has wanted her man forever,’ the source said. The source said the Roar hitmaker believed that ‘being friends with Swift inspired Gomez to make her move [on Bloom]’. ‘But Orlando told Katy that he would never ever cheat on her because he is in love with her,’ the source added.”

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