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19th May 2016

Has Kylie Jenner got a sex tape, too? Teen star hit by claims she made X-rated footage with now ex-boyfriend Tyga (dailymail.co.uk).

Kylie Jenner and Tyga

“A sex tape featuring Kylie Jenner and now ex-boyfriend Tyga has reportedly surfaced. Kylie, 18, is said to be ‘freaked out’ that an intimate video of the pair will get into the wrong hands after it reportedly appeared on the 26-year-old rapper’s official website, Tygasworld.com, for approximately 30 minutes before being taken down.

“Kylie’s big sister Kim Kardashian, 35, famously found herself at the centre of a sex tape scandal with singer Ray J in 2003, an incident that is largely considered to have sparked her worldwide fame. A source said: ‘Tyga will not sign off on releasing it to the masses, but Kylie is scared that a sex tape could get in the wrong person’s hands with one of his buddies and they could put it online to embarrass her.’”

Seemingly suggesting that chaps do indeed show private intimate clips of their “significant” others on their phones to their pals when having a beer outside the front enterance of whatever block they live in, presumably with intention of making them a “star” too. History repeating itself? Or would that take a current boyfriend filmed in intimacy with seemingly studio quality angles and editing and not a jealous ex—ala Tulisa Contostavlos’ “can’t put that banana back in the box” sex tape (Gallery) with fazed NDubs ex Fazer—already seemingly instigating in once one-up(there)manship bling wars with new rapper beau PartyNextDoor?

Needless to say, I can already hear those beating their more opportune curmudgeon attention drum suggesting “she deservvvered it” or similar vitriol they—I would like to say last, but it in all probability wasn’t—reserved to dish down on bigger-booty half-sis Kim’s moral turpitude for that naked mirror selfie (Pick of the Month 31st Mar. 2016) while having a good ol’ look at it, just like everybody else who wished to voluntarily do so.

Best selling sex tape in history

For sure, the Korps were business enough to take advantage into their own hands and rights with Kim K’s most-watched and perhaps best selling all time adult video tape (independent.co.uk, Nov. 2014), genuinely candid or not, so, with youngest of the Kardashian-Jenner Korps pulling her delicious minikin(m) weight with sugarbearhair product endorsements but perhaps not quite marking the mark she—and perhaps even the Korps—may desire the existence of is perhaps as much a question of how to license and, indeed, the question of how much the sea-change in supposed leaked pictures and footage has quashed ability to admit wishing to see if not actual interest in seeing without being sent to virtual Coventry (phrases.org.uk) by social justice warrior rent-a-“friends”/measure of popularity followers on social media.

You may also be aware that it is unlawful and with jail term sentancing to use such “revenge porn” to embarrass—or indeed just release for whatever profitable uncontracted intention—in the UK since late 2014: People who post “revenge porn” on internet could face two years in jail with new law in the UK (Pick of the Week 21st Oct. 2014).

Up there—on the site along with any up-there it may depict—for 30 minutes should suggest that many, many hundreds if not thousands have already saved a copy and should—in all reality of how the internet works outside of that Bitcoin generating wish those behind the Fappening (Pick of the Week 17th Sept. 2014) may have hoped and been disappointed about—should be available for all on a number of forum-linked cloud storage sites within days, weeks, if not hours or minutes. Needless to say, many will be offering links to on social media of all kinds soon if not already with dubious actual phishing if not downright drive-by-download/new video codex required malware in pot of gold at end of said sex tape link rainbow.

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25th May 2016

This is the proposed Kylie Jenner and Tyga sextape still (taxidrivermovie.com).

I’mma gonna call fib on that “proposal” though considering lack of tattoos and indeed the rather light hue of the “BF” chaps legs and hands. “Proposed”, but no further comment once inticed in to… decide for yourself; I think I said how this was gonna pan out didn’t I?

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