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12th May 2018

Kylie Jenner’s former bodygaurd [sic] so, who’s Stormi’s daddy? (tmz.com).


Kylie’s former bodyguard Tim Chung stays “mum” on who’s Stormi’s daddy

Chung was out in WeHo Thursday night at Delilah nightclub celebrating his birthday, when a pap asked about the buzz that started when people began noticing similar features between him and baby Stormi.

And his inability to formally deny it when accosted and anxious attempt to walk away making it all the more obvious to the social media audience that noticed the uncanny resemblance.

Needless to say, Kardashian-Jenner Korps have said the rumour that Travis Scott is the the daddy is laughable (tmz.com) but as with O.J. Simpson being Khloé’s daddy such rumours have tireless legs on which to run.

As the rumour was that Tyga—Kylie’s rapper ex who is half-Vietnamese, half-Jamaican (elitedaily.com, Jul. 2015)—was the real daddy before a former bodyguard has become questionably a better fit it really does seem social media can’t handle that a culturally sanctioned big-booty bogeywoman may just have been sitting on one dick when put in the pudding club.

For sure, it’s only a matter of time before the troped tentacle is blamed for making Kylie pregnant after a spaghetti breakfast (urbandictionary.com).

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