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18th March 2016

Madonna shocks as she pulls down a female fan’s TOP to reveal her bare breast on stage (mirror.co.uk).

Madonna shocks as she pulls down a female fan’s TOP to reveal her bare breast on stage
“Madonna has been shocking us with her on-stage antics during her Rebel Heart Tour but she’s now taken things to the next level.”

If seemingly desperation from a once innovative performer that should have considered preserving her legend about a decade ago is really “the next level”:

“The 57-year-old superstar pulled down a female fan’s TOP to reveal her bare breast in front of thousands of concert-goers on Thursday night—after yet again leaving the audience in Australia waiting HOURS for her to step on stage. She invited the girl up to join her and later whipped down her corset-style top, describing her as: ‘The kind of girl you just want to slap on the a**.’ The brunette beauty looked completely gob-smacked as the singer added: ‘Oh s**t. Oh sorry, sexual harassment … you can do the same to me’.”

Which, in a age where greater gender equality is generally called for and desired— except when rejection is part of the equation—a “you can do the same to me” that likely would—and deservedly —see you in front of a disciplinary board or worse, likely born out of similar entitled desperation:

“The singer, who is in the middle of a custody battle with her ex-husband Guy Ritchie over her 15-year-old son Rocco, reportedly performed to a ‘half empty’ stadium at the Entertainment Centre in Brisbane.”

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23rd March 2016

But it seems there’s nothing hard feelings-wise from the 17-year-old who’s boob was given accidental world-wide attention:

Madonna reunites with her “exposed” fan in Sydney (hellomagazine.com).

Josephine Georgiou
“Last week Josephine Georgiou found herself at the centre of a media storm when she was exposed on stage by Madonna. To show there are no hard feeling, the 17-year-old accepted an offer from the pop star to attend a second Rebel Heart concert this week, and was seen cheering on her idol from the audience. Josephine and her mum Toni flew into Sydney on Sunday night, courtesy of Madonna, to watch the singer perform at the Allphones Arena. … ‘Madonna dedicated the last thirty minutes of her show to Josephine including singing La Vie En Rose directly to her and giving her a bouquet of flowers.’”

No comment on whether she took up Madge on her offer of pulling out one of her titties though.

Madonna—MDNA
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