Penis in the sky: US navy pilots grounded over “obscene” stunt (theguardian.com).
“An air crew who used their US Navy warplane to draw a penis in the sky above the town of Okanogan, Washington, this week have been grounded, the US Navy said on Friday.”
Drawing the shape of male genitals in the sky over the rural community in the county seat of Okanogan County and the gateway to north central Washington, and southern British Columbia, Canada.
“Many residents spotted the contrails in the clear blue skies above the central Washington town of 2,500 people.”
With at least one shrugging and suggesting he’d known a horse with bigger in the rugged alpine mountains and the rest delaying posting of another puppy in a cup whilst they shared photos of the sky knob—or God’s knob perhaps—on social media.
Needless to say, the Navy was about as amused as US Strategic Command chappie who has the job of talking Orange Don out of nuking a KFC branch that once gave him the visible shits or small guy he once failed to beat up (cnn.com).
“‘The actions of this aircrew are wholly unacceptable and antithetical to Navy core values’ said a statement issued on Friday by NAS Whidbey Island.”
And grounding the aircrew for their “irresponsible and immature act” while a thorough investigation—including whether scaled up proportion would make N. Korea’s Fatty Kim jealous of perceived American package.
But perhaps some defense could be found in that aircraft used perhaps had unwittingly drawn out depicted air trail erection:
“The aircraft involved was an E/A-18 Growler assigned to Whidbey Island, the Navy said. The carrier-based plane carries a two-person crew.”
Growler (urbandictionary.com).
Needless to say, some of those meme making 8% of kids that do it have to grow up and continue doing it somewhere other than 4chan:
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