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22nd July 2015

Nicki Minaj and Taylor Swift bang booty over VMA video.

“I’ve done nothing but love & support you”: Taylor Swift hits back at Nicki Minaj after rapper hints that Bad Blood got VMA nod because of singer’s “slim body type” (

Nicki Minaj—Spank My Booty
“Among [Nicki’s] many tweets blasting MTV, the 32-year-old said: ‘If your video celebrates women with very slim bodies, you will be nominated for vid of the year’ … Taylor wasted no time in responding to the Starships hit-maker saying, ‘I’ve done nothing but love & support you. It’s unlike you to pit women against each other. Maybe one of the men took your slot.’”
Maybe one of the men took your slot

Ouch! A booty bangin’ contest against Nicki must surely be a forlorn hope were it not for the fact that, well, Taylor Swift gets to decide which shade of pink all are to wear on Wednesday now and her more modest booty surely projects a force field equal to Fantastic Four’s Sue Storm Richards.

This of course centers around Taylor Swift’s “Bad Blood” ft. Kendrick Lamar and a whole host of young, Matrixesque kung-fu fightin’ slim fashion and pop diva lovelies getting a nomination septuple for Video of the Year, Best Collaboration, Best Art Direction, Best Cinematography, Best Direction, Best Editing and Best Visual Effects, while Nicki’s bedunk meme-inspiring “Anaconda” was nominated for Best Female Video and Best Hip Hop Video, but not… well especially not Best Choreography:

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