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23rd May 2015

Porn Star Pick: Kleio Valentien

Batman v Superman XXX
Batman v Superman XXX

Wicked Comix, Axel Braun reveal teaser for “Batman v Superman XXX” porn parody (avn.com).

“LOS ANGELES—Wicked Pictures shared a little something for fans [yesterday]: a sneak peek at four-time AVN Director of the Year Axel Braun’s Batman v Superman XXX: An Axel Braun Parody. … It will go into general release online and in stores in early June, nearly a year before Ben Affleck and Henry Cavill get to battle it out on the big screen.”

Following at light speed on the trail of audition casting call for the in/out pre-production Empire Strikes Back XXX last week (Latest Picks 9th May 2015) the popular porn parody still seems a more efficient Batmobile for driving porn further towards the mainsteam than James Deen’s advice column with TheFrisky (Latest Picks 9th May 2015), indeed, gaining quite some mainstream attention:

“Batman v Superman XXX has already become a cause celebre in the mainstream press, with profiles appearing in such media outlets as MTV UK, Perez Hilton, Digital Spy, The Daily Star and many others.”

Justice Is Coming whether you like it, and will admit to watching porn of a parody variety or not!

For sure, some lay claim that the porn parody merely targets pop cultural low-hanging fruit but perhaps not seriously considering that one reason porn has always had a problem with story and characterisation in its features being that much of its intended audience simple fast-forward to the money shots, leaving an already developed, well known and understood backstory parodied seemingly a viable option for including any at all.

With Giovanni Francesco, Ryan Driller and Brendon Miller reprising their roles as Batman, Superman and The Joker, Alison Tyler as Wonder Woman, Britney Amber as Maxima and 2015 AVN Best New Starlet and Best Actress winner Carter Cruise (Porn Star Pick 7th Feb. 2015) as Supergirl the new trailer gives fans their first glimpse at tattooed alt.porn vixen Kleio Valentien as Harley Quinn, certainly leapfrogging on interest aroused by the wonderfully costumed and similar in likeness Margot Robbie in the upcoming Suicide Squad mainsteam comic book adaption flick. To boot, a devoted comics fan, she even has Batman tattoos on the backs of her thighs.

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Updated 23rd June 2015

Batman vs Superman XXX riding high (Latest Picks 23rd June 2015).

“Axel Braun’s sophomore release under Wicked Pictures’ Wicked Comix imprint, Batman v Superman XXX: An Axel Braun Parody, has hit the top spot on multiple retail sites, and its safe-for-work trailer has racked up over half a million views on YouTube.”
Kleio Valentien, This Evening’s Girlfriend, Brazzers.com
Kleio Valentien, This Evening’s Girlfriend
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An exhibitionist, 27-year-old Houston, Texas-born Kleio Valentien was inspired to veture into porn watching an online adult video aged 23, while living in Austin.

Being heavily tattooed, Kleio found alt.porn site Burning Angel Entertainment an ideal opportunity and quickly applied to be a model, becoming an overnight hit and appearring in her first Burning Angel P.O.V. DVD in 2010. Standing at 5 foot 6 inches, and getting a 32DD cup breast enhancement in 2011, Kleio began branching out shooting scenes for Naughty America, Evil Angel and other adult studios.

And that makes Kleio Valentien this week’s porn star pick.

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