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6th September 2015

Record breaking cock or just trying to profitably pull plonker?

Let’s talk about big—record breaking sized—cocks (lukeisback.com).

“Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, [is] a 52 year old Mexican man who measures in at 18.9 inches. The thing is so huge it weighs an amazing 2 pounds just on it’s own. … It’s so big it actually hangs down below his knees. … People were still skeptical so he decided to shoot a video. In the video footage (SEE THE VIDEO OF HIS COCK ON TMZ) the man put a stocking over his cock to censor it as best as he could and showed us just how big his cock really is.”

Undoubtedly he could be putting that to profitably good use, couldn’t he?

“TMZ is reporting that Vivid approached the Mexican citizen in an attempt to negotiate a deal for a sex tape but ‘it’s complicated by language barrier, expectations of money and basic anatomy challenges’.”

And possibly a demand for cash up front and insistence on playing hide the sausage with that stocking could be a bone of contention?

Are we calling foul on that or not? It has been voiced or at least suggested that his doctor asserts that his actual piece is only 6" and the rest of the monumental mass is just… extra skin, which, for sure, is a helluva foreskin then.

Thanks to Claire-Bear for sending in.

Updates/Follow Ups

11th September 2015

Vivid says correctional surgery’s on us (tmz.com).

“We’re told Vivid honcho Steve Hirsch offered to pay for medical treatment on Cabrera’s two pound penis. Apparently Hirsch was so shocked by the pics of Cabrera’s penis, he agreed to pony up the surgery loot, even if they couldn’t strike a deal on a sex tape. FYI … some reports claim Cabrera only has a 6-inch penis and the rest is excess skin.”

Who says porn and exploitative media doesn’t have a heart.

Updated 6th January 2018

And, already mentioned that it is indeed rumoured to be mostly foreskin:

Man with world’s biggest penis ‘confirmed as FAKE’ with six inch willy (dailystar.co.uk).

With a radiologist saying he refused to take off the bandages around his penis when he went to be examined, and so forcing them to conduct a CT scan instead:

He said: “What the CT scan showed was that there is a very large foreskin. It goes just before the knee.

“But the penis itself is about 16 to 18cm from the pubis.”

And, it being a case of maximising what you got:

Dr Muro added that after a chat with Cabrera’s psychologist, he found that he had been stretching his girth with weights since he was a teen.

Updated 24th January 2017

[Roberto Esquivel Cabrera] says his 18.9-inch penis is a disability that forces him to live off food banks (mirror.co.uk).

Roberto Esquivel Cabrera
“The man with the world’s biggest penis has claimed the size of his manhood is a disability that forces him to live off food banks. Roberto Esquivel Cabrera said his 18.9-inch penis stopping him from working and left him reliant on state benefits. … But the 54-year-old, from Saltillo, Mexico, has turned down a size reduction—as he prefers fame to sex. … ‘I am happy with my penis, I know nobody has the size I have. I would like to be in the Guinness Book of Records but they don’t recognise this record. In Latin culture whoever has the bigger penis is more macho. It’s something that makes him different to the rest of the people and makes him feels special.’”

Before you get all judgemental about his reliance on state benefits ask yourself, would you have bit chopped off yours with the hope that nothing will go wrong?

“He said: ‘I cannot wear a uniform like anybody in the companies and also I cannot get on my knees. I cannot run fast and so the companies think badly of me. They say that they will call me, but they never do.’”

Some might say he he should accept the only work offered to him, by those porn producers certain there must be a humongous foreskin fetish niche, but a role secondary to his verga gigantesco> did not appeal to former record holder American actor Jonah Falcon either (Wikipedia).

But, would you, and if so are you one that vilifies and depreciates female performers and Reality TV stars who have to rely on their objectified bodies?

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