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3rd July 2017

Russian woman bids to be world’s tallest model at 6ft 9in (video,

Ekaterina Lisina
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Attack of the 50 Foot Woman
“Former basketball Olympic medalist Ekaterina Lisina has a new target in her sights—being named the world’s tallest model. Standing at 6ft 9in in her bare feet…”

And likely to gain the longest legs record too:

Does this 6ft 9ins model have the world’s longest LEGS? Former Olympic basketball player, 29, aims to set a new world record with her 52ins pins (

“Towering above the average person in the street at 6ft 9ins, Ekaterina Lisina, 29, has already been officially crowned the tallest women in her native Russia. But the Olympic medallist and former basketball player, from Penza, now wants to set the world record for being the world’s tallest model as she switches careers—as well as being awarded a prize of having the world’s longest legs.

“Ekaterina said: ‘I really want to be in the book of world records as the world’s tallest model. I also think I have a chance to be awarded the world’s longest legs. My legs are around 52.4 inches, which is longer than the current record holder’.”

Likely giving her the record of biggest feet too, leaving those with the Attack of the 50ft. Woman pop cultural giantess fantasy ( furiously but fatally rubbing one out as one descends on them, along with two station wagons and taco cart.

“I only really realised I was attractive when I was about 24 years old. I always had an athletic body and was always much taller than everyone else my age. But then I realised that being tall is very attractive and that I got a lots of attention from men. I am so comfortable with my body now.”

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