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25th August 2019

Taylor Swift reveals she has security cameras focused on her rear at every one of her meet-and-greets after she was sexually assaulted in 2013 (dailymail.co.uk).

The infamous Taylor Swift, David Mueller groping photo
The awkward photo with Mueller’s hand on what he claimed were her ribs

Or as the more venereal red-top the Daily Star headlines it: Taylor Swift puts grope cam on bum after being sexually assaulted (dailystar.co.uk) in relation to the drunk Denver radio DJ she successfully sued who had “grabbed my ass underneath my skirt” while posing with Swift for a photo (Blog 10th August 2017). But back to the Mail:

Taylor discussed the measures she and her protection team now take following the assault, with cameras deliberately pointed at the lower half of her body.

No doubt hours and hours of footage of her cheeks in HD if not Ultra HD for her security entourage to examine:

“I’m really lucky that it hadn’t happened to me before. But that was one of the reasons it was so traumatising. I just didn’t know that could happen. It was really brazen, in front of seven people.

“If something happens again, we can prove it with video footage from every angle.”

Leaving us praying for some of that footage to leak.

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