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29th August 2015

Tila Tequila AXED from Celebrity Big Brother (UK) house for “unacceptable” Hitler praise (

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“The American starlet has been thrown out of the house after Channel 5 bosses investigated comments made by Tila two years ago regarding the Nazis. In 2013, Tila published a blog post sympathising with Adolf Hitler, and Photoshopped an image showing her wearing a swastika armband. Calling Hitler a ‘sweet kid’ in the post: ‘Why I sympathise with Hitler Part 1: True History Unveiled’, Tila wrote: ‘I never said I hated anyone, but just because I feel sympathy, compassion, and forgiveness for others such as Hitler means I am now a monster? All for trying to open your eyes to the truth that Hitler was NOT as bad as he was painted out to be? She also wrote: ‘Hitler was a good man and it takes some f***ing balls for someone to say this out loud in this day and age, especially for a public figure like myself.’’”

Unfortunately what he often had the “f***ing balls” to say was based on a “stab in the back” lie told by the German military to excuse them for surrendering during the first world war and led during the second to a holocaust of people being gassed and cremated on an industrial scale.

But I guess being that it is still often voiced that he “got the trains to run on time”, albeit especially to Auschwitz (although there’s a case of mistaken identity there, it was actually originally said of fellow fascist Benito Mussolini) it underlines that in today’s recession fuelled division some can excuse anyone anything if it boosts the economy.

Will she be voting for Mexican hating blast them back over the border Republican Trump in 2016? It will certainly not be boosting the deeply troubled model and television personality’s own economic situation:

“TMZ reported that the 33-year-old will not be receiving her $175,000 fee for the US vs UK edition of Celebrity Big Brother.”

Perhaps leading to another full production backdoor entry squirting sex tape with Vivid (Pick of the Week 14th Jan. 2014) that she can claim she did not consent to release, as with fellow contestant on this US vs UK CBB edition “backdoor Teen Mom” Farrah Abraham (Pick of the Week 19th Feb. 2014).

Updates/Follow Ups

1st September 2015

Tila Tequila to sue CBB bosses? (

“Tila is said to believe that bosses planned the shock exit in a bid to boost ratings. Her representative tells the gossip website that producers did a full background search on her before signing her up for the show and would have known that her controversial comments were easily available online.

“In a statement, Tila begged for forgiveness over her Hitler comments. She said: ‘I am in no way, shape or form a racist nor anti-Semitic and absolutely 100 per cent not a Nazi supporter. It was a careless mistake I made in 2013 while suffering severe depression, drug addiction and being suicidal. That is not the woman I have grown up to be today and the loving mother I have become.’”

Quite true, you may remember Tila risked permanent brain damage after a near fatal brain aneurysm and drug overdose back in 2012 ( and admits or at least claims she suffers from Dissociative Identity Disorder, once claiming her Twitter page was hacked by her alter ego Jane, who she described as “crazy” and someone who “always wants to kill me.” For sure, this was all quite public and suggests Channel 5 either did little research or made a misjudgement of viewers willingness to hear “what people think but dare not say” as migration troll Katie Hopkins might say (Latest Picks 27th July 2015) and, regretably get paid for and away with.

Tila Tequila WILL get to keep her fee, despite being ejected! (

Tila Tequila
“At first it was reported that Channel 5 was not going to cough up and give Tila her fee after she was only in the house for just one day, but according to a contract loophole, she may have to be paid her fee after all. The Mirror has reported that even though Tila was removed from the house just 24 hours after going in, she did not ‘technically break any rules’ in regards to her appearance contract.”

Good job n’ all.

“… maybe the researchers will do a little more digging in future. If fans of the show can dig up the dirt in less than 24 hours, we’re sure the producers can if they spent a bit more time looking closer at their contestants.”

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