Victorian-era ivory dildo you’ve been waiting for finally up for auction? (metro.co.uk).
What “you’ve been waiting for”; indeed, possibly fems and likely some curious Tims invariably in tights in ManOChat chatroom letting all know where a non-Victorian one is currently stuck.
“Yes, at Matthews Auctioneers in Oldcastle, Ireland, the lifelike-looking phallus (which has been intricately carved from ivory) is up for sale. Where does it sit in the auction brochure? Literally between a pair of antique miniature portraits and a set of decanter labels. OK. According to the Irish Times, the large sex toy is displayed in a scarlet lined box.”
That could have raised a few full eyebrows had it turned up carried by Curious Tim’s “fem” fem-friend with identical mannerisms “bend-me over” Stephanie while they wait to find out its monetary as well as practical worth on Antiques Roadshow.
“And it’s described as an ‘antique carved ivory ladies companion in scarlet lined leather upholstered carry box with inset bevelled glass panel’… Fancy. … ‘…the original owner, was in India in the 1840s, where he shot himself an elephant, and brought the tusk home.’ It is believed that the sex toy was later carved in China between 1899 and 1901.”
For his wife I assume for when he was on more extended colonial animal trophy capturing excursions with chaps in rugged manly chaps, but who knows.
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