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28th March 2014

Porno review: Straight A Squirters (

Featuring Riley Reid (Twitter) and Veronica Rodriguez, two stars with straight As in squirting scenes, Brazzer’s Straight A Squirters is a wet treat for fans of that ever more porn mainstream peccadillo.

Ragged because she feels she works harder, Riley is miffed at Veronica’s constant straight A’s and is determined to find out the secret of her friends academic success despite her seeming need never to study. Sneaking into Professor Ferrara’s room with whom they are taking classes, Riley is soon witness from a porn-improbable hiding behind a translucent curtain to the secret of Veronica’s success.

The flick features Riley and Veronica giving the high-powered squirting streaming the title suggests and both indulge on each other the porno Sapphic staple ass licking for which Riley is well known and for which Veronica has recently been regularly featured too, with an especially nice view of Veronica’s tongue entering Riley’s asshole from behind while she is rides at around 13:34.

Much sucking, fucking and vibrating toys drive things along and things culminate with a squirting climax from Veronica while a huge load is blown into Riley’s mouth which they then share. Enthusiasts for this genre will certainly not wish to miss the HQ picture set from this title.

Straight A Squirters ©


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