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Polls Archive

Polls archive
Current and past polls.

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The polls below are currently active and open for voting.



An illustration of Elon Musk freeing Twitter bird logo from a cage.

Social Musk. Elon Musk has bought Twitter vowing to defend free speech. How will the controversial billionaire entrepreneur and business mogul make the “de facto public town square” a public benefit yet profit-making enterprise? Your Vote.


UK porn age verification. A white elephant’s arse?

UK Porn Age Verification. Will parliament finally get it’s ever recurrent, ever delayed age verification on porn sites in the UK legislation through this time? Your Vote.


Kim vs Miley

Kim Vs Miley. With Kardashian-Korps doyenne Kimmie seemingly unfollowing Smiley Miley on Instagram after a skit touching on the size of her new SNL funnyman beau’s viral “big d*** energy”… Your Vote.

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Favourite body part

Favourite body part. It’s the age-old, idiomatic “ass or boobs” inquiry but expanded in the interests of inclusivity…. Your Vote.


Halloween Rihanna about to lick a serpentine phallus.

Halloween: Your pop cultural topical tableau pick for 2021.

Your Vote.


Vanessa Hudgens playing with her bushy pussy.

With pornified picks of pop culture now on hiatus (Latest Picks 6th Sept. 2020) and thankfully time beginning to be available again to sketch, the absence of those Picks perhaps makes the subject of as good a poll as any.

Which celeb would be your pick? Your Vote.











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