Kendall Jenner in the sun with her legs raised with the caption “??? July 9, 2019”
Was Kendall already caught #ButholeSunning on Mykonos last year?

Poll: Besides Gwyneth Paltrow—who has doubtless been tanning her taint with a jade egg bung up her butt long before Goop launched a jade bladder control aid for the vajayjay (vox.com, Sept. 2018)—which female celeb is most likely to be caught #ButtholeSunning?

Miley Cyrus—with her “Mother’s Daughter” vagina dentata (Tongue Digest) ready to poke alien-like out to ambush any small game that passes by
Kendall Jenner—having thankfully managed to slip out of those DropOne collection sack-like pants tied with a Miller’s knot (Exposure Digest)
Kim Kardashian West—with purchasable emoji available from her Kimoji app (Instagram)
Lady Gaga—accompanied by Abramović Method shrill scream (Pick of the Week)
Madonna—doubtless grimly staring down the sun with the eye not under that Eurovision eyepatch (Latest Picks)
Selena Gomez—persuaded to give a sign when a brief clearing of L.A. smog led to a CelebChurch sensing of the Rapture (Tongue Digest)
Bella Thorne—to reach the parts orange Snapchat fake tan couldn’t reach (TeenVogue)