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Pick of the week

Pick of the week

10th December 2012

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Here's my pick of last weeks best quirky stories and pictures.

Disclaimer: Any comments I make are purely satirical, totally without foundation, and did not reveal John McAfee's location.

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This weeks stories & pics

Cheryl Cole does not need lessons
Dropped from US X Factor in 2011, the "Pay or Play" contract Cheryl Cole signed looks set to allow her to milk it for all it's worth—and good luck to her!
Taylor Swift KIIS FM's Jingle Ball

Taylor Swift jingled some festive balls in LA (hotcelebshome
.com) …

And gave some camel toe while jiggling them in NYC (

Ke$ha KIIS FM's Jingle Ball

Ke$ha got in on the ball jingling too ( …

And gave a lip-slipping crotch shot on The Graham Norton Show (

Cheryl Cole sueing X Factor

Cheryl Cole is suing X Factor for $2.3million she claims owed after being fired from US show (

Cheryl Cole Jingle Bell Ball sideboob

Cheryl Cole in leather pants ( …

And showing some side-boob at the London Jingle Bell Ball (

Pick of the week: illustrated sexy celebrity entertainment and quirky stories
Pick of the week: illustrated sexy celebrity entertainment and quirky stories
Kate Upton topless Vogue Germany

Kate Upton got topless for Vogue Germany (

And looked like she's ready for the money shot!

Updated 19th May 2014.

Catch Kate’s Vogue Germany topless squirting as a large animated GIF here (celebrityoopsdigest

Lindsay Lohan's bank accounts were seized by the IRS

Lindsay Lohan's bank accounts were seized by the IRS ( …

Forcing her to flog her wardrobe (

"Unfortunately, Lindsay's clothes aren't making her the cash she expected … [Lindsay's sister] Ali was apparently heard saying, 'Thirty dollars for these? They cost $700! This is ridiculous!'"

I'm sure there are some chaps interested in purchasing some articles of LiLo's used clothing.

Related stories:

Octomom porn award nomination

Octomom Nadya Suleman "blown away" by AVN porn award nomination (

She has been nominated for Best Celebrity Sex Tape, Best Solo Release, Best DVD Extras, and Best Marketing Campaign surrounding her controversial video, "Octomom Home Alone."

Related stories:

Octomom finally signs on for a porn slot (Pick of the Week, 7th May).
Rita Ora cleavage

Rita Ora's cleavage celebrated Albania's 100th birthday (

Related story:

Rita Ora slipped a nipple at the Red Bull Culture Clash (Pick of the Week, 12th November).
Bar Refaeli tweeted her ass

Bar Refaeli tweeted her ass on Twitter ( …

Paris Hilton ass

And Paris Hilton showed off her ass at the pool (

Amanda Seyfried Les Miserables premier

Amanda Seyfried at Les Miserables première in London (

Updated 14th December 2012.
Amanda Seyfried Les Miserables nip slip

She slipped a nip too! (celebrityoopsdigest

Honestly, that pic was not about—I’m an Amanda fan, I would not have missed it!;

Updated 13th April 2014.
Nip slip link changed.

And here's one for the girls.

Amanda Seyfried birthday surprise

Amanda Seyfried got birthday surprise from Les Miserables co-star Hugh Jackman ( …

Commenting afterwards:

"I was just thinking that my 27th year is probably going to be best because it was brought in in such a way that my hero, Mr Hugh, got to stretch his cords one more time for me."

Well, really! She had said recently that Hugh had some "superhuman capabilities" (

Here's a clip (, and here's the pics (

Sophie Turner in tight pants

Australian model Sophie Turner in tight pants! (

Related stories:

This is how Sophie Turner waits for a taxi (Pick of the Week, 3rd December).
Sophie Turner's ass was sexy on Twitter (Pick of the Week, 30th October).
Courtney Stodden's boobs

Courtney Stodden's breasts landed a KO at the Muay Thai Championship Fights in Playa Vista (

Related stories:

Hef engaged again to runaway bride Crystal Harris

Hef's engaged again to runaway bride Crystal Harris (

You may remember Playboy had to label the "Introducing Mrs Crystal Hefner" with a large sticker reading "Runaway Bride in this issue" back in June.

.:: Top column 2 ::.
Emma Stone launches Revlon Nearly Naked line

Emma Stone "Nearly Naked" for Revlon (

Sorry. Here's the pics in HQ though (

Related story:

Emma Stone sex tape for 2013? (Pick of the Week, 26th November).
Geri Halliwell papped in changing room

Spicy! Geri Halliwell was papped in see-thru bra & thong panties (

Hayden Panettiere in Nashville

Hayden Panettiere undressed for Nashville (

Upskirt photo alleged to have been of Holly Willoughby

Holly Willoughby wins damages and apology over fake "upskirt" photo (

"The woman wore a dress that was made of similar material to one worn by Willoughby to an awards ceremony, with a picture of this also printed on the Sunday Sport front page."

Some confusion here over the photo(s) in question, but this is the picture suggested by UKTVMILFS on Twitter. If that is it, you can catch the rest here (, September 2011).

Arts, tech. & funnies

Surprise Turner Prize 2012 win for Elizabeth Price

Surprise Turner Prize 2012 win for Elizabeth Price (

"Elizabeth Price has been named as the surprise winner of the Turner Prize for her series of 'seductive and immersive' video installations."

Read more about former 1980s pop musician Elizabeth, her work, and the prize (

Related story:

Batoni, "Susanna and the Elder"

A forgotten Old Master re-emerges at Sotheby's (

"Batoni captures the terror on Susanna's face as she desperately tries to cover her naked flesh after she is caught bathing in her garden by two leering elders, who threaten to accuse her of infidelity unless she has sex with them."
Quantum Leap, or the Shrewsbury Slinky

Shrewsbury's Quantum Leap cost is more than Angel of the North (

"Figures from Gateshead Council reveal that Antony Gormley's iconic 20m (65ft) high steel sculpture [Angel of the North], which was completed in 1998, cost £800,000—below the £1 million that ended up being paid out for Shrewsbury's Quantum Leap, dubbed Slinky by local residents."

I think one of the posts comments summed that up best:

"A I understand it, the slinky isn't made of concrete. It's made of expensive compressed mineral fragments. Which look exactly like concrete."

What's it all about? It was to celebrate Charles Darwin's bicentenary in 2009. Survival of the most-expensive I guess.

John McAfee's location revealed by Twitter photo sleuths

Fugitive tech pioneer John McAfee's location revealed by Twitter photo sleuths (

After escaping Belize with the aid of a body double and a North Korean passport then adopting the disguise of a Guatemalan street hawker with a limp, Twitter put pay to McAfee's run just as it was starting to turn into Where's Waldo.

Updated 4th June 2013.

The strange case of computer software tycoon John McAfee has taken a new twist after his home in Belize burned to the ground (

McAfee was deported to the United States in December with Belizean authorities named him as a “person of interest” but not a suspect in the shooting. He claimed the fire at his property was “suspicious”.

Chriky, case has more convolutions than Lost! I half expected him to pop up out of the sand when I was playing Farcry 3 the other night.

Related story:

Ann Summers' Christmas ad deemed too sexy for TV

Ann Summers Christmas ad deemed too sexy for TV. (

"Two watered-down versions of the 'Christmas for Grown Ups' slot have been edited to make them safe for after-the-watershed (one post 9pm, the other post-11pm). But the uncut clip is strictly web only—with the later ad pointing viewers to the website for the full version."
Heather Graham in Boogie Nights

Why female porn stars may be happier than non-porn counterparts (

"People often point to articulate and intelligent adult stars like Annie Sprinkle, Nina Hartley, or Sasha Grey and say 'yes, but she's the exception.' (And they say that every time no matter how many so-called 'exceptions' there happen to be. In this case, 177 of them.)"

A study reveals that female porn stars have higher self-esteem than their non-porn counterparts, causing Dr Brooke Magnanti to ponders the true meaning of happiness for Telegraph Women.

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