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Pick of the week

22nd January 2013

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Here's my pick of last weeks best celebrity gossip, scandals, sexiness, arts, entertainment & just plain quirky stories and pictures. A weekly round-up of the best bits for busy pervs. (With pictures, reading optional.)

Disclaimer: Any comments I make are purely satirical, totally without foundation, and likely bigger fibs than Taylor's new boobs!

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This weeks stories & pics

Jennifer Love Hewitt, full moon for Client List!
Luv-Hew likes her boobs, objects to Photoshop shrinkage with full moon for client list!
Jennifer Love Hewitt nude for Client List

Jennifer Love Hewitt shot Client List scenes in the nude, but was disappointed some magazines running print ads for the show had reduced the size of her breasts! (

"'It's horrible to say, but I like my boobs. They've always served me well. They're good,' she told Maxim magazine."
Taylor Swift new boobs?

Has Taylor Swift had a boob job? (

"Top plastic surgeon type, Dr. Michael Fiorillo told InTouch magazine that he believes the 23-year-old country singer boosted her breast size going from an A cup to a B."

Top plastic surgeon type? What's that mean? Is he or isn't he one? Or is like I'm a gynecologist type because I look at a lot of women's vaginas? Anyhow, did she write a song for her old boobies?

Pick of the week: illustrated sexy celebrity entertainment and quirky stories
Pick of the week: illustrated sexy celebrity entertainment and quirky stories
Eva Longoria Golden Globes nip-slip

Eva Longoria's Golden Globes slipped a nip! (

Updated 11th April 2018

Dead link. Apologies.

Megan Fox February Esquire

Megan Fox took a snipe at Lindsay Lohan with bipolar Marilyn comparison, apologised, then took her kit off for Esquire after saying she wouldn't do that any more (

"I attempted to draw parallels between Lindsay and Marilyn in order to illustrate my point that while Marilyn may be an icon now, sadly she was not respected and taken seriously while she was still living."

The root of this dates back to her claim that she was removing her Marilyn Monroe tattoo in a bid to avoid attracting "negative energy" (dailymail, August 2011).

Well, I guess not being respected and taken seriously while still living is "negative energy".

Here's Megan non-negative energy bra cleavage shots for Esquire (

Updated 11th April 2018

Dead link. Apologies.

Recent/related stories:

Megan Fox shows off her svelte post-pregnancy body (Pick of the Week, 3rd December 2012).
Britney Spears Vegas bidding war

Vegas hotels in bidding war for Britney Spears ( …

"There is a raging war among 3 Las Vegas properties to snag Britney Spears as their headliner …".

amid fears as it's revealed just how dependent she was on ex Jason Trawick (

"Painting a picture of a rather nervous woman, another source recalled being at an industry party at Soho House in Los Angeles in September where Britney was a guest, saying: 'Britney stood in a corner and hid.'"

I can't help feel poor Brit-Brit, or rather her management and conservatorship father, should be seriously considering if, for the sake of her health, if it is not time for her to call it a day so she, and all the rest, can live off her already ample earnings.

Recent/related stories:

Britney Spears in talks for Las Vegas shows (Pick of the Week, 14th January).
Katie Price wedding nip-slip

Katie Price's tit popped out at her 3rd wedding. Whoa, what a suprise! (

"The 34-year-old model wed Kieran Hayler, 25, on a sun-kissed Bahamas beach and has revealed how she did so on the advice of a psychic."

It wasn't the same one LiLo thumped for offering a prediction was it?

Lacey Banghard Celebrity Big Brother oops

Oops! Lacey Banghard got naked on Celebrity Big Brother (

Here's those pics with everything on show (

Well, no one saw that coming from the model with the Bond-girl sounding surname, did they. Oh, Heidi Montag did.

Heidi Montag covers Lacey Banghard Celebrity Big Brother

Heidi Montag lashed out at "inappropriate" Lacey Banghard for attempts to shower in front of Spencer Pratt (

I thought Spencer had grown a beard and got into proving all things 911 and global warming conspiracies? (, July, 2009).

I guess he's still on the case. I'm betting it was Rylan Clark, because Stanford Le Hope's just down the road from me, and it's a bit like that. And you thought he was just leaving the house for sneaky X Factor rehearsals! (

Behati Prinsloo squeezing her assets

Adam Levine's model girlfriend Behati Prinsloo gave her assets a squeeze (

Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj go to war

It's back on! Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj went to war after Nicki rejected American Idol hopeful for wearing the same colour eyeshadow! (

"Nicki raged [at Mariah]: 'Why are you in my business?'"

It's gonna be gunfight at the O.K. Corral. With ass!

Recent/related stories:

Peace? Nicki Minaj's ass did a u-turn on Mariah Carey (Pick of the Week, 14th January).
Jessie J bikini tweets

If you can't beat them, join them! Jessie J tweets bikini body after ragging Rihanna for doing the same (

No one saw that coming, did they. I'm waiting for the bare ass shot she's gonna post for RiRi, who I still think she's got the hots for.

Recent/related stories:

Snooki tried to get radio host fired after he stinky tweets

Snooki tried to get radio host fired after stinky tweets (

"'Just walked by Snooki at SiriusXM. I feel like I need a shower.' Schein wrote, beckoning an almost instant reply from the Jersey Shore star"

There you go, now you can picture just what a Twitter troll looks like.

Scarlett Johansson Cat on a Hot Tin Roof

Scarlett Johansson was a Cat on a Hot Tin Roof! (

Recent/related stories:

Scarlett Johansson hacker got 10 years (Pick of the Week, 24th December 2012).

.:: Top column 2 ::.
Spring Breakers trailor

Selena Gomes, Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Benson & Rachel Korine in awesome Spring Breakers trailer & more promos.

  • Trailer
  • Promos (

Updated 11th April 2018

Dead links. Apologies.

Yes, you can see there's some titty out in the trailor. ♥

Recent/related stories:

AnnaLynne McCord on set downblousage

AnnaLynne McCord gave some downblousage on 90210 set (

Pic 9. ♥

Recent/related stories:

Lady GaGa split her pants

Lady Gaga split her pants (

Turtle's head

Turtle's head was unharmed.

Miss New York, Mallory Hagan wins Miss America

Miss New York, Mallory Hagan wins Miss America crown and $50,000 scholarship ( …

"Mallory Hagan won the beauty pageant after tap dancing to James Brown's 'Get Up Off of That Thing' and answering a question about whether armed guards belong in grade schools by saying we should not fight violence with violence."

… but is Miss America still relevant in 2013?

In our sexually-saturated internet-age probably not, but congratulations Mallory.

Arts, tech. & funnies

Playboy fined for not having acceptable age access controls

Playboy fined for not having acceptable controls in place to check users were aged 18 or over (

"Both Playboy TV and Demand Adult were found not to have adequate checks in place to ensure users were over the age of 18 […]. The homepage of Demand Adult simply asked for one-click age verification to enter, which anybody could do, and allowed debit card sign up for paid content. Only credit cards are restricted to over 18s."

In this case Ofcom has authority to regulate because within UK jurisdiction the sites fall under the umbrella of adult services broadcasts such as pay-to-view adult channels on television. They have no authority or mandate to monitor other pornographic sites.

Story link changed, comment adjusted with clarification of case.

Recent/related stories:

"For the Love of God", Damien Hirst

The end of art as pure money? (

"It's no coincidence that Hirst's peak was in 2008, just before the economic crash. Hirst's paintings and scultpures are the aesthetic equivalent of bad collateralized debt obligations. They are worth what people believe they are worth. And when people stop believing?"

Critics may be putting a long pole between themselves, Damien Hirst and anything else that is contemporary conceptual, but hey, Hirst seems to have found friends in the Stuckists! (

You can catch more on Edgeworth Johnstone and the Muswell stuckists here.

Recent/related stories:

Damien Hirst did a makeover for the Brits statue (Pick of the Week, 14th January).
Adobe denies free CS2 download

Adobe denies "free" CS2 downloads are a giveaway (

"… a number of tech blogs discovered that it's possible to download fully working Mac and Windows versions of Adobe's Creative Suite (CS2) for free—including Photoshop CS2, Illustrator CS2, InDesign CS2, Premiere Pro 2, Acrobat Pro 7 […]. Now Adobe has responded saying that they're not free and if you don't own CS2, you shouldn't be downloading them."

Well, the download page is still up, and the serials are there, so deny it all you like, Adobe.

Updated 30th December 2013.
End of life download now unavailable. That’s all folks. Thanks to S. for the heads up.
Bikini waxes putting crab louse on endangered species list

Bikini waxes putting 'crabs' on endangered species list (

"Medical entomologist Ian F Burgess added: 'Pubic grooming has led to a severe depletion of crab louse populations.'"

I guess that if it's the furry dude that's got them they've just no bush on her into which to jump. Well done, girls, saving us again.

Scottish library offers free pole-dancing lessons

Scottish library offers free pole-dancing lessons (

"Council bosses are staging a free pole-dancing class in a library in an attempt to persuade more people to use the service."

I wonder where you stuff your overdue fines?

Google denies running over donkey with Street View car

Google denies running over donkey with Street View car in Botswana (

The truth is this donkey refused to use his real name on Google+ and footage has been removed by Google in the guise of "the YouTube community" and replaced with a paid-for advert for Tesco.

Shock as batch of Tesco burger meat is 29% horse (

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Tags: AnnaLynne McCord, Ashley Benson, Behati Prinsloo, Britney Spears, Eva Longoria, Heidi Montag, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessie J, Katie Price, Lacey Banghard, Lady GaGa, Mariah Carey, Megan Fox, Nicki Minaj, Rachel Korine, Scarlett Johansson, Selena Gomes, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, Taylor Swift, Vanessa Hudgens.


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