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9th May 2015

Porn star James Deen targets mainstream audience via TheFrisky.com (avn.com).

James Deen
“AVN Mainstream Star of the Year James Deen has arranged to have an advertisement for his website JamesDeen.com appear as the ‘skin’ of the sex page on women’s lifestyle site TheFrisky.com for the next two weeks … a fairly remarkable coup, if for no other reason than because mainstream websites do not as a general rule accept ads from ones peddling hardcore pornography. Add to that the fact this is a women-centric website, and it may not be a stretch to call this development groundbreaking.”

And a full time advice column on the TheFrisky.com may be forthcoming. Certainly not the only thing Deen—co star alongside Lindsay Lohan in “mainsteam” movie The Canyons (Pick of the Week Oct. 2012) and the the possessor of the “small dinkle” Teen Mom Farrah Abraham had in her backdoor in that Vivid sextape (Pick of the Week 3rd June 2013)—has “stretched”. His more mainstream move aspirations have been noted but as with anything or anyone in a society that insatiably devours porn jamming the internet’s bandwidth while puritanically opprobriating the morals of anyone that does—get caught at least—to suggest it a “groundbreaking development” is fishing with bait of deniable palatability at best, as have all attempts to allow porn to enter the mainstream without plausible pseudo-sanitary euthamism. 50 Shades anyone? It’s been tried before: Deep Throat Star Linda Lovelace took porn mainstream (abcnews.go.com, Dec. 2013).

Indeed, I don’t doubt for a second that TheFrisky and Deen have a “similar demographic”; it’s a little more web women-centric than Cosmo and a damn good read to boot… perhaps a more “groundbreaking development” will come though when women can blog or tweet about “a woman with two vaginas, other uses for dildos, clit anxiety…” (thefrisky.com) without all that double-standards santamoniously “women shouldn’t read, say, do or watch that” shaming and abuse they are predisposed to get on Twitter and such from the very same who’s interest it may pique.

And speaking of the likelihood of real porn ever being mainstream or even socially acceptable…

Trinity St. Clair
Nope, I really don’t wanna see Trinity St. Clair’s “Snubby Hubby” either!

Ask a pornstar—weirdest scene? (porn.com).

“As with anyone’s job, Pornstars occasionally encounter a situation or scene that even surprises them! There are a wide arrange of crazy fetishes out there and as Pornstars gain more and more on-the-job experience, they have more interesting stories to share.”

Yikes! Mama tit-sucking home talent, squirting horse cock dildos, medical staples, poked with hotdogs—not in any holes—just poked, and… clown porn! Who knew!

Updated 25th January 2016

But it seems Deen’s mainstream condom bubble burst:

3 months later, here’s what the porn industry thinks of James Deen (mic.com).

The “3 months” in question being after certain allegations arose which has now lost Deen lose not only his sexual advice column with The Frisky but porn studios Kink.com, HardX.com, and Evil Angel.com sever ties with The Daily Beast and The Huffington Post referring to him as the “Bill Cosby of porn“ (Wikipedia):

Formerly the porn industry’s golden boy, Deen has kept a relatively low profile since November, when his former partner and fellow adult performer, Stoya, publicly accused him of sexual assault on Twitter. “James Deen held me down and fucked me while I said no, stop, used my safeword,” she wrote. “I just can’t nod and smile when people bring him up anymore.“

With Stoya’s account soon followed by similar allegations from at least nine other female performers. Deen has vehemently denied Stoya’s allegations, calling them “egregious” as well as “false and defamatory.” It perhaps makes you review ex Teen Mom Farrah Abraham’s claim that Deen had “anger issues” (if not a small dinkle) in a new light.

Updated 5th April 2016

Amber Rayne also make allegations against Deen but sadly passed away today (Latest Picks).

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