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7th April 2017

10 year anniversary for Kim Kardashian sex tape, and the $$$ keeps rollin’ in (tmz.com).

Kim Kardashian Superstar sex tape

Not bad for someone many spurt vitriol at for having no talent and worse while spending way too much of their time obviously reflecting on their own lack of attention or “honest” entitlement to $$$.

“It’s the 10 year mark of the release of ‘Kim Kardashian Superstar.’ She publicly lashed out at Ray J who seemed behind the release from the get-go. Ultimately, she had to sign on for the release. Now for the numbers, and they are staggering—210 million views, accounting for online, DVD and VividTV; someone [begins] watching the tape on an average of every 1.5 seconds.”

And seemingly will keep on rollin’ in with the merchandising as well long after alt-right Breitburk’s angry caps and hoodies with trucks on sold via a Canadian online merchandising co. are relegated to oily alt-cleaning rags:

Kim Kardashian Butt Pool Float

Kim Kardashian: float on my ass this summer only $98 … plus shipping! (tmz.com).

“If you’ve ever compared Kim Kardashian’s ass to a flotation device, turns out she agreed with you … because it’s literally for sale now. Kim released a bunch of new Kimoji merch on her site Tuesday—and we noticed she’s selling a pool floatie in the shape of her epic ass, which retails for a cool $98 … plus $10 shipping.”

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