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2nd August 2017

Mariah Carey fat shamed for flaunting extreme cleavage on dinner date with beau Bryan Tanaka (ibtimes.co.uk).

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“The 47-year-old pop diva shared an image on Instagram, which shows her on-again-off-again boyfriend [Bryan Tanaka] giving her a sweet peck on her cheek. ‘After the show it’s the after part,’ she captioned the picture on the image sharing website. While the couple looked hot in the image, the singing diva was fat-shamed by some of her fans for her tight cleavage-baring dress. ‘She looks like she can’t breathe,’ one of her followers commented. ‘Ill fitting dress,’ wrote another. The comments did not stop there, as one social media user asked the Touch My Body singer to cover up. ‘You better cover those airbags, you’re not young anymore it’s gross,’ the fan commented on Instagram. ‘Mariah, you need to lose some weight cause your starting to look like a whale,’ added another.”

“You’re not young anymore” writes young fat chap “fan” regards the 47 (or 48)-year-old diva still managing to do much more on stage than lift self out of armchair he only—usually, but not always—manages to do with he needs a piddle or poo.

“Tanaka, however, is unfazed by the fat shaming of his famous girlfriend and re-posted the same image while declaring his love for Carey to the world. ‘Love you babe!’ he captioned the picture.”

Which young fat chap assures all Stephanie Sockpuppet in Moose ’n’ Buck’s text based Gorean bondage ManOChat says to him each and every night after he has energetically virtually discipled her.

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