“The account was set up in September by Mike Dicks, whose aim was to ‘gently take the mickey out of Ukip’.”
But of course, David Coburn, Ukip’s sole Scottish MEP, token minority representative and self-described “spectacularly homosexual great big screaming poof” (mb, 30th Oct.), thinks Trumpton really does exist somewhere south of the highlands, and is indeed a sort of Kipper Mecca reminiscent of their golden age reminiscence.
“Twitter being Twitter, many people piled in … and then something magical happened. A Trumpton BNP, EDL, Labour Party, Tory and Lib Dem appeared … and then a Trumpton WI, local radio station—even a Trumpton BBC arrived. When Windy Miller defected from us to the Greens, after Roger Helmer from Ukip told him to take down his windmill, we even got a Green candidate and then communists, feminists and libertarians popped up.”
For sure, I’d love to see the Trumpton’s anarchists Anonymous Trumpton Occupy Camberwick Green.
“Coburn, 55, who lives in Edinburgh, was elected as an MEP in May and has described himself as ‘spectacularly homosexual’ [but] described same-sex marriage as ‘false bollocks [and] rubbing people’s noses in the dirt [and being like going] across the road to pick a fight with someone of faith [and that] the equality Nazis [are] trying to give Christianity a jolly good kicking.”
Indeed, I guess Trumpton’s “equality Nazis” will swing Mr Swallow’s jib off Mr Rumpling’s barge to give Christianity, Mr Troop and David Coburn “a jolly good kicking” soon enough.
Don’t remember sleepy old Trumpton? No, nor do I personally seeeing it only as repeats being far too young for all that, but careful, if Ukip get in it will surely be part of the British Immigration Exam!
.:: Update ::.
Trumpton’s anarchists unite, now Anonymous Trumpton.
I considered sharing this with the Ukip rep. in our block over coffee at the cafe round the corner from Chigley’s Biscuit factory, but he thinks all that internet business is nonsense apart from dating on Plenty of Fish and not looking for granny porn.
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