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23rd July 2018
Kylie Jenner leaving her hotel in Paris
Kylie Jenner leaving her hotel in Paris
Kylie Jenner—One Last with Filler
Kylie Jenner on the cover of Forbes

The BIZARRE theory behind Kylie Jenner’s unusual new look as star ditches fake tan and fillers (mirror.co.uk).

Until very recently the “proud owner of lips that launched a thousand lip kits“ debuting a more natural—in face at least—with her lip fillers removed in Paris at the weekend going pseudo-au naturel did little to stop the fakery for “fans”:

And now fans have come up with a seriously bizarre theory about why she’s ditched the fillers and fake tan, with some claiming she’s trying to look more “Asian”.

Come again?

No, it’s not a case of trial by social media over cultural appropriation, rather relating back to “who’s the daddy” questions for her child Stormi, with fan identified Asiatic facial appearance making it obvious her Asian bodyguard is the father, if not her ex Tyga who is half-Vietnamese, half-Jamaican and who himself took to Snapchat to allege “hell nah that’s my kid” (later self-rescinded as “fake news”) with it suggested there was some “overlap” with current boyfriend Travis Scott.

Seemingly according to this “seriously bizarre theory” she’s hoping fans will think Stormi gets her look from her, and not Tyga or said Asian bodyguard, but with Kylie dismissing it, insisting “that was just a bunch of silly rumours as usual”, being the life as reality TV gift the Kardasian-Jenner Korps gives all to squirt their vitriol at on social media and in comments sections to get some needed attention them self.

Troubled Tom says “Shitty Jenner-Clan”

But still some have used Occam’s razor (GoogleTube) with which to shave their legs or face:

Others are saying it could be part of a Kardashian beauty plan as she launches new products away from her signature lip kit.

Or, again ever gift giving for trolls and all needing something to express their disgust over on Fidiotbook or Twatter, with Forbes naming her a “self-made” billionaire thanks to beauty empire (mirror.co.uk) perhaps now expressing her own motherly instincts she’s just decided she doesn’t need those voluminous filler-filled lips to pimp it anymore. Perhaps her bedunkadunk will shrink too, its alleged filler giving somebody a couple of fabulous squishy paperweights.

Updated 10th October 2018

But it wasn’t to last. And to be honest with the amount she makes with them as canvas for those lip kits can you really blame her or honestly answer you wouldn’t in her position?

“thanks @pawnta for coming through late last night with a lip touch up“, Kylie Jenner on Instagram

Kylie Jenner’s hooked on lip injections again! New mom, 21, plumps up pout during ‘late night touch up’ just three months after getting fillers removed (dailymail.co.uk).

On Tuesday, Kylie Jenner showed off much fuller lips on her social media while thanking a dermatology clinic for “coming through late night with a lip touch up.”

Honestly, who would refuse giving Kylie a late night touch up.

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