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31st December 2018

It seems “No Shame” singer Lilly Allen is asking for a New Year treat:

Lily Allen asks fans to send her NUDES in shock online request (dailystar.co.uk).

Lily Allen, Instagram

Indeed, a succinct headline for article by the red-top tabloid’s Jack Hardwick regards Lily ranting “ social media users posting a series off [sic.] pics to celebrate 2018”:

The chart-topper wrote: “I’m gonna keep my 2018 highlights to myself, mainly cause I can’t be f***ed to scroll through a years worth of bad selfies to find the good bit.

“Anyway, send nudes.”

Undeterred himself “to scroll through a years worth” of her selfies with a series of her “X-rated antics” dating back to February then remarked upon perhaps while pondering whether to send a Hardwick single or series “off”:

Making light of the size of her assets, Lily uploaded countless topless paparazzi snaps along with the caption: “Happy Pancake Day.”

Perhaps at which point it was to too late to send anything remaining upstanding. You tease, Lily!

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