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2nd June 2019

Female pitch invader interrupts Champions League final between Liverpool and Tottenham (metro.co.uk).

Champions League final streaker
A female pitch invader interrupted the first half of the Champions League final between Liverpool and Tottenham.

With The Reds apparently pulling ahead after given a penalty just after two minutes of play and “bouncing back” from last year’s defeat against Real Madrid with a 2–0 win over their Premier league rivals Spurs in the Champions League final yesterday (bbc.co.uk), giving manager Jurgen Klopp his first trophy since moving to Anfield in 2015.

But the game was halted in the 18th minute as a pitch invader evaded stewards and managed to sprint past the players towards the centre of the pitch.

The female “streaker” being Kinsey Wolanski, an Instagram model who has over 300,000 followers on Instagram, and although sadly not actually getting starkers in the fine tradition of sports streaking (theguardian.com, Jul. 2013) demonstrating that is now as much opportunity as prank, dare or act of protest in the Insta-era:

Wolanski was wearing a black outfit which included the a promotion for the x-rated website “Vitaly Uncensored”.

Said “black outfit” being a low-cut thong bodysuit pulled up so tight as to give more feminine moose knuckle than camel toe and with “Vitaly Uncensored” promotional logo being the X-rated pranks porn site of her Russian-American boyfriend Vitaly Zdorovetskly, a GoogleTube prankster who himself invaded the pitch during Germany’s 1–0 win against Argentina in the 2014 World Cup Final in Brazil, who says he can’t wait to marry Wolanski after her show-stealing performance (News Live 24/7, GoogleTube).

But her follower count raising from approximately 300,000 to 3 million and Wolanski stated it “feels amazing” and thanked her “rapidly growing army” of Insta-fans for their support with promises of a 1,000 signed posters of herself, the social media site was seemingly quick to clamp down:

Champions League streaker Kinsey Wolanski suspended on Instagram after going viral (dexerto.com).

As of now, the reasons behind the ban are unknown and it is not clear just when the account was taken down by the platform.

Those “reasons behind the ban” perhaps seeking to prevent streaking with your Insta-username written on your arse cheeks becomes the norm at everything from cricket to lawn bowls, but I do I get the impression certain porn tube companies are holding streaking auditions right now in the interests of selling more porno socks that are not for your feet (Latest Picks 13th May 2018).

Updated 6th June 2019

But although with her Insta-account restored (Instagram) and enjoying her newfound fame with 2.6 million followers, seemingly UEFA not seeing it as spur on the moment prank antics rather than free advertising either:

Champions League streaker Kinsey Wolanski fined £14,000 for pitch invasion (dailystar.co.uk).

Wolanski was slapped with the fine by UEFA after interrupting the Champions League Final in Madrid.

She was charged £4,400 pounds for running onto the field, and £9,600 for advertising her boyfriend’s YouTube channel Vitaly Uncensored.

And baring in mind her and boyfriend Vitaly’s history, with the site reportedly getting “almost £3.1 million worth of free ad venue from the stunt”seen by millions:

UEFA have said net time she will be fined double if she carriers out a pitch invasion again.

Although according to Wolanski on her Twitter, a UEFA chap, presumably with a hard-on, eager for some opportune gratuity:

She tweeted: “The sweetest guy who works for UEFA gave me this plaque in the airport.”

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