13th June 2017
Back in summer 2014 it was the #FreeTheNipple TaTa top (Pick of the Week 8th Jul. 2014), but this year it’s the chances for fems to let their own inner bear out—if they should really wish to.
Women are wearing “hairy chest” swimming costumes and the result is bizarre (mirror.co.uk).
“Summer has (practically) arrived and we’re all hitting the shops to find the nicest bikinis and swimsuits to show off on the beach during our holidays. But in the quest for the quirkiest, most eye-catching costume, the world might have gone too far with this ‘sexy chest swimsuit’. No, there’s no cleavage printed on the fabric. It’s a hunky, hairy man chest instead. Naturally, this looks a bit odd when a slender, perfectly-waxed, blonde woman wears it.”
Not quite sure who would buy—with the only purchaser at the time being a chap in Moose ’n’ Bucks virtual alt-truck stop basement ManOChat excited to “put oil on it to rub it” wearing for randoms on some Chatroulette—the company selling took to Instagram to pimp, the raison d’être of those using or being used by social media is to share… anything:
“In an Instagram post they wrote: ‘Tag someone who NEEDS this suit—we dare ya (WTF have we done)’ It was immediately flooded with comments from people who never knew they needed it—but are keen to parade it at the beach this summer. One wrote: ‘Oh yeah, I definitely NEED this’ while another woman added: ‘I would look great in this’.”
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