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Pick of the Week

8th July 2014

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Here’s my grab-bag pick of the best illustration inspiring celebrity gossip, scandals, arts, entertainment, & just plain quirky stories & picture sexiness. A round-up for busy pervs. There’s pictures—reading optional.

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Pick of the best stories & pics

Cameron Diaz

Nudity is “just part of the role” for Cameron Diaz (

“Cameron Diaz has said she had no problem getting completely naked for her new film role. The Hollywood actress, 41, stars alongside Jason Segel as a married couple who lose a raunchy video they filmed of themselves in Sex Tape, a movie out later this month.”

Also telling The Daily Mirror that “You see everything” and that being in her forties felt like “the best age” which I’m sure confirms the appeal of the older woman well enough for those that been waiting an eternity to get a peep at her brown eye.

Cameron Diaz, Esquire

Here’s Cameron cougarishly moist for Esquire (…

Cameron Diaz, beach candids in Florida

And giving crack-shot in candids in Florida (celebrityoopsdigest

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Lily Allen, Hurricane Festival, Scheessel Germany

Lily Allen flashed her baggy vagina at Germany’s Hurricane Festival (celebrityoopsdigest…

Lily Allen, Glastonbury 2014

And tried for a repeat performance at Glastonbury (cheekypopdivadigest

Recent/related stories:

Lily Allen did Beyoncé for chaps (Pick of the Week, 30th April)
Rihanna, Hooray Henry’s in West Hollywood

Rihanna #FreedTheBigBrownNipple in see-thru arriving at Hooray Henry’s in West Hollywood (celebrityoopsdigest

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RiRi Spike TV’s Most Desirable Woman (Pick of the Week, 13th June)
Jennifer Lopez, KTUphoria, Izod Center, East Rutherford New Jersey

Jennifer Lopez was KTUphoric in New Jersey (cheekypopdivadigest…

Ariana Grande, KTUphoria, Izod Center, East Rutherford New Jersey

As was Ariana Grande—with panty flashage!

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Rita Ora and Iggy Azalea, Wireless Festival, London

Rita Ora took a bite outta Iggy Azalea at London’s Wireless Festival (cheekypopdivadigest

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Rita Ora gave pokies and much thigh in Paris (Pick of the Week, 4th June)
Kendall Jenner and Hailey Baldwin in the Hamptons

Kendall Jenner and Hailey Baldwin paddle boarded their bikinied bottoms in the Hamptons (

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Kendall Jenner was cheeky in shorts at Coachella (Pick of the Week, 21st April)
Tila Tequila, Galveston, Texas

Tila Tequila was pregnant poolside in Galveston (celebrityoopsdigest

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Vanessa Hudgens, 4th July tongue

Vanessa Hudgens gave Happy 4th July tongue (celebritytonguedigest

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Cara Delevingne and Mary Charteris, Instagram

Cara Delevingne gave not morning person Instagram tongue with model/DJ Mary Charteris (celebritytonguedigest…

Cara Delevingne, Wireless Festival, London

And poked tongue and got a smooch from Ellie Goulding backstage at Wireless Festival.

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Free the nipple
#FreeTheNipple. For sure, XXtina’s been doing it for years.

Arts, culture, tech. & funnies

The TaTa Top

Yep, women, now you can #FreeTheNipple without actually going topless with the TaTa Top (

“The scarily realistic bikini top means you can be part of the #FreeTheNipple movement, where women are parading around New York City topless in an attempt to break down gender divides and taboos, without having to actually go topless.”

Hey, I’m all for it! If women are allowed to go topless—which apparently they are in New York at least—it may put a stop to those endless calls to “Ban Page 3” etc. at least, I mean, if you can see them on the street surely you can see them in the paper too.

There seems to be some confusion as to what #FreeTheNipple actually represents though with some positively happy with the sexualised society we have birthed and breastfed, while others on the campaign see it as time to desensitise the sexualisation of the nipple and the boob to which it is attached. For sure, it may be the case for undiscovered tribes running around the Amazon to have never sensitised theirs but have the rest of us had our tops on to long to make that possible, or even desirable?

Perhaps acceptance can only come when we stop demonising anyone who expresses their pleasure in looking at—or even drawing—them too, a stigma still curiously evident in some of the most avid viewers or eager displayers. I still don’t think MySpace Tom will ever approve.


Poll: Took as read that you are quite happy to have #FreedNipples—you are here at a site with plenty on display after all—what do you feel are the actual motives for most backing the campaign?
Encouragement of a society at ease with nudity 23%
Anger at having an Instagram/Facebook account censored or closed (I didn’t read the TOS or thought it didn’t apply to me) 21%
A desire for equality, if men can show theirs on Instagram or walking around Asda then… 14%
I’ve got them, I like to show them, lots like to see 13%
Hey, I’m a Roman, I’m whipping off my toga/stola, bring back the orgy! 13%
Other 10%
A wish to desensitise the sexualisation of the breast 6%

This poll has now been archived.

Recent/related stories:

Protestors bared their breasts in NYC for Go Topless Day. Yay! (Pick of the Week, 5th September 2013)
Tennis Girl poster

Iconic Tennis Girl poster dress sold for £15k (

“The image of Fiona Butler, 18, at the University of Birmingham’s courts in 1976 was printed by Athena and sold more than two million copies.”
Tennis Girl poster (

Updated 25th February 2015.

“But Mr Atkinson says the real star of the posters is his ex-wife who posed for the picture four years before—and says he’s now found proof. Mr Atkinson has uncovered a postcard he bought off eBay—stamped with the postmark of 1974—which he says proves the picture existed before 1976.”
Mr Atkinson says the real star of the posters is his ex-wife who posed for the picture four years before

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David Henty

Artist admits churning out fake Lowrys to sell on eBay for thousands (

“Mr Henty has sold hundreds of fake paintings through his eBay site over the past five years, earning tens of thousands of pounds. He drives an open-topped car with the number plate ‘V9OGH’ in recognition of his skills as a counterfeiter of van Gogh’s work, among others.”

Art fogery has as long a history as art; unscrupulous Romans copied Greek sculptures and sold them on as originals. Some forgers have gained some recognition for their skill and audacity after being caught, forger Tom Keating ( famously became something of a cult hero in Britain for fooling art experts for so long, and his own paintings soared in value after he was caught.

Our resident faker of course is NessaLvr, who does a rather nice turn for gratis on his message board of Avril Lavigne getting it with everything every which way!

Recent/related stories:

Criminal gangs targeting high-value works of art in UK (Pick of the Week, 29th November 2013)
Women in Porn: Shattering the Myths

Managing Director of Penthouse Kelly Holland to be panelist for upcoming “Women in Porn” debate (

“I’m looking forward to a lively and challenging discussion,” Holland said of the upcoming debate. “While adult entertainment is in many ways more accepted by the public than ever, there’s still a host of misconceptions, stereotypes and stigmas attached to our industry that we need to address head-on.”

Kelly, a former mainstream documentarian, directed her first adult film in 1994 for Vivid Entertainment and is currently the president of Penthouse Studios. She is seen as responsible for a complete overhaul of the Penthouse brand and its properties—which it sorely needed.

Kelly could certainly offer the debate some gravitas, but can even she defend against an increasing trend towards not only humiliating but stereotypically racially abusive POV porn that has arose in some marginal sectors desperate to keep a foot in the door—increasingly troublesome with regards that nearly all porn studios are hemorrhaging due to “free porn” and an ever-increasing desire for the homemade variety as commented on by the not-so anti-porn Make Love Not Porn founder Cindy Gallop advising British P.M. David Cameron to not not block porn but change it (Pick of the Week, 30th Jul. 2013)

Kelly Holland (

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Tags: Ariana Grande, Cameron Diaz, Cara Delevingne, Ellie Goulding, Hailey Baldwin, Jennifer Lopez, Kendall Jenner, Lily Allen, Mary Charteris, Rihanna, Rita Ora, Tila Tequila, Vanessa Hudgens.

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