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Pick of the Week

8th April 2014

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Here’s my grab-bag pick of the best illustration inspiring celebrity gossip, scandals, arts, entertainment, & just plain quirky stories & picture sexiness. A round-up for busy pervs. There’s pictures—reading optional.

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Pick of the best stories & pics

Purportedly leaked cell phone pictures of Demi Lovato

Those purportedly leaked cell phone pictures of Demi Lovato for sale finally start to arrive (celebrityoopsdigest

“Some leaked cell phone pictures with boyfriend Wilmer Valderrama and and bisexual Demi with an unnamed female have surfaced—including a topless one and an obscured nude….”

We can at least see Demi’s gone for the full Brazilian.

Updated 19th December 2014.
Demi Lovato and Wilmer Valderrama
Updated 11th April 2014.
“The Daily Beast: Sorry, @ddlovato, but Wilmer Valderrama is using you to further his own “career”

Recent/related stories:

Demi Lovato Jingled Balls for Y100 in Miami (Pick of the Week, 26th December 2013)
Demi Lovato nude pictures up for sale (Pick of the Week, 27th August 2013)
Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan wanted to be in Avengers: Age of Ultron (

“Linday Lohan has admitted on her new reality TV show, that she was interested in a role in ‘Avengers: Age of Ulron’ [sic]… even though her agent was apparently unable to land her an interview. ”

Who was LiLo interested in joining the Marvel universe as?

LiLo jiggling her ginger juggs on LindsayOnOwn
LiLo demonstrating her ginger juggs jingling superpower on Lindsay on Own.

Recent/related stories:

LiLo’s new reality show got a premiere date (Pick of the Week, 14th January)
Victoria Justice, Nickelodeon’s 27th Annual Kids’ Choice Awards

Oops! Victoria Justice slipped a nip at Nickelodeon’s 27th Annual Kids’ Choice Awards (celebrityoopsdigest

Victoria Justice, Instagram
Updated 28th April 2014.
Getting ready for KCA pokeage (celebritytonguedigest

Recent/related stories:

Victoria Justice shocked by Victorious cancellation (Pick of the Week, 27th August 2012)
Kendall Jenner, Instagram

Kendall Jenner Instagrammed her bikinied bottom on the family vacation to Thailand (celebrityoopsdigest

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Rita Ora, The Glamour Of Italian Fashion Private Dinner in London

Rita Ora gave a lotta tempting glitzy fashion cleavage (celebrityoopsdigest…

Rita Ora, tongue out in London

And rampantly radioactive tongue heading out to eat (celebritytonguedigest

Recent/related stories:

Rita Ora gave Pillow Tweets for W (Pick of the Week, 12th February)
JoJo, Instagram tongue

Joanna “JoJo” Levesque gave Instagram tongue (celebritytonguedigest…

JoJo, Nikko La Mere photoshoot

And pictorial innuendo in Nikko La Mere photoshoot (celebrityoopsdigest

Miley Cyrus, Izod Center in East Rutherford, New Jersey

Miley Cyrus bangerzed her bottom at the Izod Center in East Rutherford, New Jersey (…

Miley Cyrus, Barclays Center, New York

And at the Barclays Center in New York.

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Selena Gomez, black silk jumpsuit

Selena Gomez’s cute ass made even a silk jumpsuit quite acceptable (

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Amanda Bynes, bikini poolside

Amanda Bynes was in bikini poolside in Cabo San Lucas (

Recent/related stories:

Amanda Bynes had her implants removed (Pick of the Week, 24th June 2013)
Nina Agdal in a leaked snap?

A leaked nude snap purportedly of Danish model Nina Agdal surfaced (celebrityoopsdigest

Recent/related stories:

Nina Agdal got a tittie out for the Editorialist (Pick of the Week, 19th February)
Maria Sharapova, Mexico bikini candids

Maria Sharapova was candidly caught taking a peek down her bikini bottoms in Cancun, Mexico (celebrityoopsdigest

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Peaches Geldof

Sad news.

Peaches Geldof found dead (

“A prolific user of social media, Ms Geldof had tweeted a picture of herself as a young child with her mother, who died from an accidental heroin overdose in 2000, at 10.17am on Sunday.”


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Lindsay Lohan is The Ginger Witch
LiLo’s proclivity for wardrobe malfunction guaranteed her part in Age of Ultron as the Scarlet hex-bungling Ginger Witch.

Arts, culture, tech. & funnies

Ukrainian election officials refuse to allow Darth Vader to run for president

Ukrainian election officials refuse to allow ‘Darth Vader’ to run for president (

“Vader, who is the First Deputy of the Internet Party of Ukraine protested against this outside the commission with a group of supporters.”

Well now that heavyweight boxer-turned-politician “Dr. Ironfist” Vitaly Klitschko is out for the count the only other choices seem to be the “Chocolate King” Petro Poroshenko, who’s suitability for candidacy seems to be that he’s already filthy rich and thus less likely to pocket anything left of the economy, and Yulia Tymoshenko, undigifiedly slapped with the soubriquet the “Gas Princess”.

Petro Poroshenko, the “Chocolate King”

Petro Poroshenko, the chocolate factory king dong who thinks he can save Ukraine (

So Vader’s perhaps as good a choice as any. But what is the Internet Party of Ukraine and what do they stand for?

“Its slogan is ‘electronic government against bureaucracy’ and it wants to ‘create an electronic government in Ukraine’.”

Formed by the the alleged Ukrainian hacker, Dmytro Golubov, I gather all wages in future are to be delivered down the Silk Road in Bitcoin.

Info: Internet Party of Ukraine (
Updated 26th October 2014.
“Darth Vader [who] is running for a seat in the country’s parliament was turned away from a Kiev polling station Sunday for refusing to take off his mask to be identified.”
Darth Vader turned away from a Kiev polling station Sunday for refusing to take off his mask to be identified.
“The Force is strong with this one.”
Updated 24th October 2014.
Darth Vader campaigns for Ukrainian parliament
“My very first step will be the computerization of the entire state of Ukraine.”

And a better firewall to keep out Vladimir “I can wrestle a Gundark” Putin no doubt.

Updated 23rd May 2014.
Darth Vader for mayor
After bid for presidention election rejected by electorial comitte, The Internet Party of Ukraine’s Darth Vader, continues his electoral campaign as mayoral candidate.
Here comes the mayor!

Well, we have our own share of ridiculous candidates in the UK too. People used to lodge a protest vote voting Monster Raving Loony (, pretty safe in the knowledge they’d never actually get in. I very much get the impression anything left of the budget may go down the Rendezvous Casino at the Kursaal in Southend-on-Sea once Nigel Farage downs his nineth after victory with his “people army” (, May 2014).

Ukipper drinks to success

Does anyone remember the jubilation when Russia elected its own “common man” ( after the attempted Soviet coup in 1991?

Russia’s own dancing drinking presidential common man

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Grandma Oculus

Facebook buying into virtual reality? Here’s what to expect from Oculus in the Facebook era (

“Facebook was very clear that this wasn’t an attempt to buy its way into the gaming space. Instead, it’s an attempt to bring the future of virtual reality closer to Facebook’s established social networking space.”

In other words grandma there will be able to touch up Facebook strangers friends in VR. MySpace Tom would not have approved.

Recent/related stories:

Steve Jobs

Newly shared e-mail reveals Steve Jobs wanted to “further lock customers” into Apple’s “ecosystem” marking “2011: Holy War with Google” (

“Tie all of our products together, so we further lock customers into our ecosystem,” Jobs wrote in a bullet list of items he wanted to discuss at Apple’s 2011 Top 100 confab.

Recent/related stories:

Steve Jobs returns as manga hero in Japanese biography (Pick of the Week, 1st April 2013)
Yahoo wants to take on YouTube

Yahoo wants to take on YouTube with its own video site (

“Google-owned YouTube hasn’t had a serious competitor for years. But Yahoo would like to try: The Web giant has been working on a plan to lure some of YouTube’s most popular stars and networks to show their stuff on the site”

Hmmm, as a “Web giant” Yahoo certainly shrunk, but buoyed by beating Google in comScore’s monthly ranking of top web properties last year (, Aug. 2013)—although Google has recently tipped the scales again—Yahoo seems to feel tall enough to try and stare its grandiloquent foe—perhaps complacently used to looking down—in its increasing beady privacy spying-eye again, cetainly enough to axe Facebook and Google sign-ins from its services (

But can it work? As Google changed the game by having those hosting content chase ad revenue themself rather than tempting with free web space in return for displaying banner ads—the old model Yahoo bought as a lemon with Geocities all those years ago—has it chosen the right cudgel to fight with?

Recent/related stories:

Bing It On! Take the Bing vs Google challenge (Pick of the Week, 17th October 2013)
Brendan Eich

Brendan Eich’s resignation as Mozilla CEO as messy as his appointment (

“Even those who believe Eich’s resignation is the appropriate solution to Mozilla’s problem of leadership and morality are struggling with its consequences. After Mozilla announced Eich’s resignation on Thursday, Twitter lit up with conflicted views from those who work the world of the Web.”

Accustomed to taking the moral high ground, the whole thing truly showed for mozzy you are damned if you do, damned if you don’t—and in the case of Twitter, damned simply to allow people to interact.

Trivia: As well as cofounder of Mozilla, Brendan Eich was creator of the JavaScript scripting language.
Updated 13th June 2014.
“The co-founder’s high-profile exit from the maker of Firefox wasn’t just about his gay marriage stance. Insiders describe a revered technologist with management issues—and a reluctant board.”

Those are certainly big shoes to fill and can Mozzy keep independently but standards socked feet in them?

“Eich brought passion to Mozilla’s work. He defended JavaScript against Google’s Dart and publicized Mozilla technology called asm.js that let JavaScript fend off Google’s other Web programming idea, Native Client … [and brought] a Mozilla-flavored dose of openness to a [mobile] market that’s characterized by closed ecosystems.”

Recent/related stories:

Ads are coming to Mozilla Firefox’s new tab page (Pick of the Week, 19th February)
Hey, Mozilla turned 15. Happy birthday! (Pick of the Week, 8th April 2013)
Heartbleed bug

Heartbleed bug: don’t rush to update passwords, security experts warn (

“Suggestions by Yahoo and the BBC that people should change their passwords at once—the typical reaction to a security breach—could make the problem worse if the web server hasn’t been updated to fix the flaw…”

In short, it’s a website server problem so there is little users can do about it until it is patched as, if it’s valunerable, you risk giving away your new password.

Update: Which sites have been patched, which passwords to change (

The Webcomic xkcd has a great graphic showing how the Heartbleed bug works (

Recent/related stories:

Snapchat hack affects 4.6 million users (Pick of the Week, 8th January)
Ransomware demands $300 in Bitcoins to release your data (Pick of the Week, 24th October 2013)

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Tags: Amanda Bynes, Demi Lovato, Joanna ‘JoJo’ Levesque, Kendall Jenner, Lindsay Lohan, Maria Sharapova, Miley Cyrus, Nina Agdal, Peaches Geldof, Rita Ora, Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice.

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