Pick of the Week
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Here’s my grab-bag pick of the best illustration inspiring celebrity gossip, scandals, arts, entertainment, & just plain quirky stories & picture sexiness. A round-up for busy pervs. There’s pictures—reading optional.
Disclaimer: Any comments I make are purely satirical, totally without foundation, and I heard it involved a horse’s dinkle.
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Pick of the best stories & pics
Miley Cyrus was scratching her snatch with The Hand of Adonis (idly.craveonline.com).
“Apparently it’s a sex toy called ‘The Hand of Adonis’.”
What did she have in the other hole, Sappho’s toe?
Your Vote: Have Miley Cyrus’ twerking antics been a hit with you? (Poll, Pick of the Week, 2nd October 2013)
Here’s Miley’s ass performing at the Allstate Arena in Rosemont (sawfirst.com).
Popstrel princess Selena Gomez performed at Borderfest (sawfirst.com)…
Giving some cheeky tongue! (celebritytonguedigest
“If revealed, [judge claims] the details ‘may subject Germanotta to potential personal and professional harm’.”
The gag order against the “harmful lawsuit documents” in the wrangle between Fusari and Gaga’s former collaborator Wendy Starland first came to light back in July last year (Pick of the Week 15th Jul. 2013) leading to much speculation as to what they may contain. With both Gaga and Fusari wanting the docs under wraps, it would seem Starland’s the one with the damning info.
Having witnessed the full minge monty back in December and August it would seem evidence of a wiggerly clit-cock still in existance is out of the question so what is it? Is there a tape out there with a pseudonymed porn-performing Germanotta having a load blown over her face or just evidence she was indeed watching Madge backstage all those years ago?
Here’s Gaga looking coy at the Vanity Fair Oscar Party in Hollywood (hawtcelebs.com).
“Lily Allen has responded to criticism surrounding her interview as guest editor of men’s magazine Shortlist, insisting: ‘Those were not my words.’”
Lily had seemingly claimed feminism “shouldn’t even be a thing anymore” and claimed men are not the enemy but women are as “it’s more of a competitive thing.”
Golly, it’s no surprise that could be misinterpreted, perhaps proving her point by twerked lil’ Miss Cyrus’ nose in it a few months back (Pick of the Week 22nd Nov. 2013) before hastily backtracking for a chance to climb on her bottom Bangerz bandwagon.
Her statement in the interview—assuming it was hers and not big boob obsessed horse racing pundit John McCririck‘s (dailymail.co.uk)—commanding that “men should be men. Go out, earn some money, come back and look after my children.” (mirror.co.uk) may have set the hands that she claims no longer need move on the equality clock back too. Would that be while she’s chained in the kitchen cooking and washing up?
Here’s Lily in Shortlist magazines March issue (hawtcelebs.com).
Ashley Tisdale gave poolside bikini in Santa Barbara (hawtcelebs.com).
Reality TV star and former TOWIE teaser Amy Childs gave big bosom downblouse heading off to her Brentwood boutique (celebrityoopsdigest
Leaving former England fast bowler Darren Gough who split with his wife this week after claims of an affair with Amy (dailymail.co.uk) with a sticky wicket?
Courtney Stodden flipped and twirled her tatas (egotastic.com).
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Nicki Minaj Instagrammed in the shower (celebrityoopsdigest
“Cara is a great celebrity. She’s entertaining, talented. She went out with Harry Styles; she does a good line in selfies. But beyond her own field, in which she is obviously huge, her influence to me appears to be limited.”
Oh! There is nothing limited about that tongue and what it’s making if you ask me! (celebritytonguedigest
Arts, culture, tech. & funnies
Massachusetts banned the taking of upskirt photos (dailymail.co.uk).
“Distributing such photos would carry a maximum punishment of 10 years in prison and a $10,000 fine. [Senate President Therese Murray] said those who take such photos sometimes post them on pornographic websites.”
“The nominated films for the 2014 Feminist Porn Awards feature the highest quality and diversity of feminist porn for another amazing year.”
Just as guys like what they like, gals do too—and their wide-ranging porn tastes may suprise you.
“The artist, now 73, has spent her life smashing taboos and shocking audiences. She was at the forefront of movements that only later came to be known as body art, performance art and feminist art, paving the way for the likes of Marina Abramović, Cindy Sherman, Tracey Emin—and even Lady Gaga.”
“Gauguin: Metamorphoses, which opens on Friday at MoMA in New York, recasts the artist as an altogether darker figure, closer to Edvard Munch and the dark pre-Freudians of Northern Europe than the post-impressionist confraternity of Van Gogh, Seurat and Cézanne.”
“In 1989 I delivered a proposal to CERN for the system that went on to become the world wide web. This year, we celebrate the web’s 25th birthday.”
|More porn—who the hell buys mags or DVDs if they have the net? Now I have fetishes I never new I ever had!||41%|
|It has introduced me to people all over the world and keeps us in touch—and hey, some have shown me their rude bits!||23%|
|I read and look things up more online than in books, papers or magazines and can quote Immanuel Kant without knowing who the hell he was.||15%|
|Give me the online games. Minecraft, WoW etc. I haven’t taken the lid off a table-top game in at least a decade!||13%|
|Films, TV, radio, music… I have a collection that used to take up a dozen shelves and cupboards in my top pocket.||6%|
|I used to have to go out to shop. Not any more.||2%|
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