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Pick of the Week

2nd October 2013

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Here’s my grab-bag pick of last weeks best illustration inspiring celebrity gossip, scandals, arts, entertainment, & just plain quirky stories & picture sexiness. A weekly round-up for busy pervs. There’s pictures—reading optional.

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Last weeks best stories & pics

Pick of the week: illustrated sexy celebrity entertainment and quirky stories
Pick of the week: illustrated sexy celebrity entertainment and quirky stories
Miley Cyrus, Rolling Stone

Miley Cyrus posed topless for Rolling Stone, came out fighting to take on her twerking critics (…

“People are like, ‘Miley thinks she’s a black girl, but she’s got the flattest ass ever.’ I’m like, I’m 108 pounds! I know!’”

Then dropped the bong bomb with drug use admission to MTV (

“One time I smoked a joint with peyote in it and I Bob Ross saw a wolf howling at the moon.”

Blimey! All I got from psilocybin was Bob Ross breakdancing under a happy little tree!

Prudity of course is something rolled out when younger people are getting too much sexual-tension attention—but it didn’t hold back Miley Cyrus, Rolling Stone gran’s twerking at 01:33 in the clip here.

Here’s Miley topless and soaking in that Rolling Stone photoshoot (

Have Miley Cyrus’ twerking antics been a hit with you?
Nope, it’s turned me off her 37%
Have never been a fan 35%
Yeah, twerk that ass, Miley! 28%

This poll has now been archived.

Updated 2nd October 2013.
Rolling Stone photoshoot link updated.

Recent/related stories:

Miley Cyrus got naked on a Wrecking Ball (Pick of the Week, 19th September)
Jessica Simpson cleavage candids in Calabas

Jessica Simpson gave huge cleavage candids in Calabas (

Updated 5th July 2015.

Dead link. Apologies.

Recent/related stories:

Jessica Simpson can’t jog because her boobs are too big (Pick of the Week, 10th September 2012)
Nicki Minaj, Warner Bros. lot

Oops! Nicki Minaj flashed a tittie on the Warner Bros. lot on her way to see Ellen (

You can catch the tittie flash piccie and more here (celebrityoopsdigest

Recent/related stories:

Nicki Minaj tweeted a tittie selfie (Pick of the Week, 15th August)
Nicki Minaj twerked in the pool (Pick of the Week, 22nd July)
Vanessa Hudgens, Bootsy Bellows

Vanessa Hudgens shook her booty at Bootsy Bellows (

Vanessa Hudgens, Bootsy Bellows

Oh, and don’t dare miss these slinky Nessa treats! (celebritytonguedigest

Recent/related stories:

Vanessa Hudgens had a Late Night With Jimmy Fallon (Pick of the Week, 19th August)
Courtney Stodden photoshoot with Nick Knight

Courtney Stodden did an artsy fetish photoshoot with Nick Knight (

“Courtney was previously attempting to become a modern-day Angelyne for the YouTube age with her self-released photo shoots and ‘fetish’ videos.”

Reading an article by Nick Knight OBE on his digital manipulations in an issue of Wired magazine sometime before the noughties first raised my eye to how eventually artists would firmly embrace the digital world and I was a huge fan of his unconventional models, especially in the form of the the ultra long legged German supermodel Nadja Auermann.

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Iggy Azalea, Paris Fashion Week

Iggy Azalea gave see-thru top nipplage at Paris Fashion Week (

Here’s those pics and more uncensored (

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Ariana Grande performing at Prospect Park NYC

Ariana Grande raised cheerleader fantasy prospects (

Kimberley Garner, St. Tropez

Kimberley Garner gave bikini bottom hotness in St. Tropez (

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Farrah Abraham

Farrah Abraham’s selling CyberSkin molds of her non-porn titties and penetratable bits—just in time for Christmas! (

The lower half replica even pees squirts too!

Recent/related stories:

Farrah Abraham got knocked back by Playboy (Pick of the Week, 22nd July)
Bianca Beauchamp, Comic-Con

Latex fetish icon and nude glamour model Bianca Beauchamp was Jessica Rabbit at Comic-Con (

Info: Bianca Beauchamp (Official site).

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Nicki Minaj—Spank My Booty
Nicki Minaj has been a bad girl again; spank her booty!

Arts, culture, tech. & funnies

Twerking world record

Hundreds set twerking world record in New York (

“…350 people twerked their way into the Guinness World Record books for the most people twerking simultaneously for two consecutive minutes.”

Recent/related stories:

¡Uy! Sofia Vergara showed Miley Cyrus the Columbian twerk (Latina Pick of the Week, 25th September)
Miley Cyrus twerked the VMA’s (Pick of the Week, 5th September)
Nicki Minaj twerked in the pool (Pick of the Week, 22nd July)
Femen protesters at Paris Fashion Week

Liverpudlian supermodel Hollie-May Saker punched topless FEMEN protestor at Paris Fashion Week (

“As she grabbed my arm she lifted my skirt exposing me—I pulled my arm back with such force that I landed a punch square on her nose.”

Note the security chap pulling them offstage there in the video using the tittie-clasp maneuver.

The protest group claimed the topless attention-grabbing stage invasion was to show fashion as “one of the main outposts of the sex industry.” Oh, the irony. I’m ever-dubious of attempts to “protect women’s rights” which tell them what they have a right to do and not do.

Info: Hollie-May Saker on Twitter

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Nude haunted house

Nude haunted house will scare your pants off (

“The event at Shocktoberfest in Sinking Spring, Pennsylvania, dares participants to either lose their pants completely or keep on their underwear … as they venture through the ‘Unknown Haunted House’.”

Note the additional cleaning charge if they scare the piss out of you too.

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Village hall bans bondage enthusiasts

Trumpington village hall bans bondage enthusiasts (

“It did not say bondage on the booking form…. Some of our little old ladies who come to play bingo will be upset.”

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Ako to Ama (Dream of the Fisherman’s Wife) by Hokusai

Why Japan embraced sex in art with a passion (

“The image of an ecstatic woman having cunnilingus administered by an octopus would seem to be far removed from the mainstream of any major artistic tradition. Yet this is one of the most famous pictures by Hokusai, perhaps the greatest Japanese print artist of his or any other time.”

The question it aims to answer here is why the Japanese are so much more open to depicting sex.

Actually though, it’s not as clear cut that they are: tentacle erotica, that ubiquitous paradigm of modern Japanese hentai and porn was born as metaphor to get around strict Japanese censorship regulations which prohibit the depiction of the penis, but not penetration by a tentacle or similar.

So although JAV and hentai titles may export some real ultra hardcore weirdness around the globe, sexual depiction in Japanese culture does have its own quirky censorship lines drawn like the rest of us.

Updated 5th October 2013.
Lovers in the upstairs room of a teahouse, from Kitagawa Utamaro’s Poem of the Pillow
“Halfway through Kitagawa Utamaro’s series of prints Poem of the Pillow, one of the most elegant and exquisitely refined works of erotica ever created, we are given a sudden view of coition seen from directly behind a pair of large, hairy and rather gnarled testicles.”

Damn things are always getting in the way.

Recent/related stories:

Amit Singhal

Hummingbird aims to give Google the ability to conceptualise (

“Among the small advances that will eventually start showing up in search results are a comparison tool that will, for example, show nutrition information when you search ‘butter vs olive oil’ or planet size when you search ‘earth vs neptune.’”

In other words it will be able to greater match the ads it serves you with regards to what you searched for.

Actually though, Bing Images seems to have got the hang of conceptualising already.

But celebrating its 15th year, is Google getting closer to what Eric Schmidt called the “creepy line?“ (

“Instead of just perusing the Web to help us fix leaky faucets or solve crossword puzzles, Google is keeping a fully indexed copy of our e-mail archive. It’s remembering our social contacts and their personal information. It’s running image-recognition algorithms on photos we upload to our online document repository. It’s transcribing our spoken words into text messages. It’s seeing where in the physical world we're located and where we want to go. It’s seeing where on the Internet we go, too. On top of that, Google scrutinizes all the data in detail to anticipate what we want or need.”

Recent/related stories:

Is Bing’s redesign about much more than a new logo? (Pick of the Week, 24th September)

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Tags: Ariana Grande, Bianca Beauchamp, Courtney Stodden, Farrah Abraham, Hollie-May Saker, Iggy Azalea, Jessica Simpson, Kimberley Garner, Miley Cyrus, Nicki Minaj, Vanessa Hudgens.


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