Pick of the Week
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Here’s my grab-bag pick of last weeks best illustration inspiring celebrity gossip, scandals, arts, entertainment, & just plain quirky stories & picture sexiness. A weekly round-up for busy pervs. There’s pictures—reading optional.
Disclaimer: Any comments I make are purely satirical, totally without foundation, and… damn, I’ve stuck the wings on wrong all along!
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Last weeks best stories & pics
“It’s believed that Miley’s recent behavior in the public eye has been caused problems in their four-year relationship.”
Meaning the distance he was told to put between himself and Miley over her Twerkgate VMA performance was stopping him getting as near her ass as Robin Thicke.
Liam confirmed it in turn by being snapped cozying up discussing almeja dishes with Mexican hottie Eiza González (dailymail.co.uk), which in turn had Miley tweeting snaps sparking rumours of rumpmance with her producer Mike Will Made It (uk.msn.com). I’m sure he did—quite sore too.
Still defiant, Miley stepped out in nipple pasties and fishnet dress for twerkage, tongue pokage, and crotch grabbage with a banana mic, twerking dwarves and face pulling mushrooms at the iHeartRadio Music Festival (dailymail.co.uk).
Yup, Miley may have decided to retire her tongue poking (Pick of the Week 19th Sept.)… just not anytime soon (blogspot.com).
Here’s those pics and more in HQ: ass cheeks, crotch grabbing, tongue poking, bra catching, face pulling mushrooms and…
Nipple pasties, fishnet dress, and banana mic unpeeling (hotcelebshome.com).
Updated 17th July 2015.
Links dead. Apologies.
Yup, there was a little lip slippage too (celebrityoopsdigest.blogspot.co.uk).
“Will appears to have been given the seal of approval from mom Tish, who happily chatted with her daughter’s rumoured new squeeze while they waited for Miley to return.”
Yup, Ke$ha showed her cheeks at iHeartRadio Music Festival too (hawtcelebs.com).
Snooki wants a breast lift (dailymail.co.uk).
“…I want to feel confident with my boobies and I don’t,” she confessed.
Rita Ora got topless pin-up tattoo (huffingtonpost.com).
“…Ora’s ink is ‘the most detailed tattoo’ [Bang Bang McCurdy’s] ever done on a celebrity, adding that it’s a ‘realistic version of a Vargas painting of a pinup girl.’”
Here’s Rita’s tight body leaving pilates class (egotastic.com).
Kate Moss gave see-thru nipplege in Milan (egotastic.com).
Jessie J was having bikini fun in the sun girl time in Brazil (egotastic.com).
Oops! French model and reality TV star Nabilla Benattia gave big boob slippage (hotcelebshome.com).
Updated 17th July 2015.
Link dead. Apologies.
Jennifer Nicole Lee gave skirt crack shots in Miami (hawtcelebs.com)…
Then gave some full bootage pool slippage (egotastic.com).
Police investigate Katie Price stolen sex pictures with ex-lover (mirror.co.uk).
“Katie has been helping police after a third party was blackmailed. An individual has now been arrested and charged, so she won’t comment further.”
Could the ex-lover be cross-dressing MMA ring warrior Alex Reid, about whom Katie confessed at a press conference last year, “I f**ked Alex up the a**e with a vodka bottle.” Ouch!
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Penelope Cruz fed fantasies with fully loaded funbags on vacation (egotastic.com).
Here’s a slightly fuller piccie (blogspot.com).
Arts, culture, tech. & funnies
Most dangerous sport for women? It’s cheerleading! (uk.eurosport.yahoo.com).
“Cheerleading, believe it or not, is the sport that causes BY FAR the highest number of serious injuries amongst women in the country.”
Heavily pregnant mother sparks outrage for weightlifting (uk.msn.com).
“Lea-Anne, a CrossFit enthusiast from Los Angeles, posted photos of herself lifting heavy weights on Facebook while heavily pregnant and has since received a huge backlash from commenters.”
I assume those vitriolically commenting “beyond a way of life” and “obsession” stick safely to less than a dozen armchair “get-ups” a week.
“The world of Jack Vettriano is a crass male fantasy…. There’s nothing wrong with erotic art—some of the world’s greatest art is erotica—but where Titian shares his awe of the human body, Vettriano constructs scenarios with all the emotion of an Airfix modeller’s painted Spitfire.”
Ouch! There you go—that male fantasy leakage was just superglue all along!
As his retrospective at the Kelvingrove Art Gallery and Museum begins, Vettriano in his defense claimed “critics don‘t take sex seriously” (bbc.co.uk).
“He says he likes to examine the ‘power of sex’ and why it makes people lie and cheat and betray those to whom they are closest. … ‘Even presidents do it. Bill Clinton lied very convincingly about it and got found out. That’s the power of sex and I’ll never deviate from examining that power.’”
Dalí sketch for Wallis Simpson to be auctioned (uk.msn.com).
“The pencil sketch, drawn on a correspondence card from The St Regis hotel in New York, was completed by Salvador Dali for the Duchess in 1958.”
“Wallis Simpson and Dalí were both habitues of a brittle elite world that could flirt with Hitler as if the fate of millions of people were a sick joke. After the war, Dalí was happy and rich in Franco’s Spain.”
That ripping sound is Maurice tearing up his giclée print of “El gran masturbador”.
(Is) Bing’s redesign about much more than a new logo (digitalartsonline.co.uk).
“The new design aims to optimise Bing’s UX, as Microsoft still wants its search engine to take on Google.”
Lots of new bells and whistle features there, but no mention of search results—the one and only thing that will provide Google with a viable competitor, something many really wish to see.
Where Bing does already have the upper search hand is with Bing Images.
Bing Images makes use of “entity understanding”, meaning that it interprets if what you’re looking for is a person, place, or thing etc. and returns image results more effectively based on this understanding, filtering out exact or near duplicates much better than Google Images.
Bing even uses higher quality images as part of their algorithm. With image searches now the default search for many, I am suprised that Bing hasn’t yet been able to capitalise on that, likely evidence that of anything by Microsoft is still seen as über-uncool.
Grand Theft Auto V lived up to hype, steals car, sets house on fire (reviews.cnet.com)…
Nets £500m in first day sales (uk.msn.com).
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