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Pick of the Week

30th January 2014

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Here’s my grab-bag pick of the best illustration inspiring celebrity gossip, scandals, arts, entertainment, & just plain quirky stories & picture sexiness. A round-up for busy pervs. There’s pictures—reading optional.

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Last week’s best stories & pics

Beyoncé, Grammys performance

Beyoncé’s performance at the Grammys sparked criticism for “Drunk In Love” lyrics reference to domestic violence—but is it all a matter of pop-cultures lyrically confused appropriative context? (

“It references a disturbing scene from the Oscar-nominated Tina Turner biopic, What’s Love Got to Do With It, in which a verbal argument between Tina … and her notoriously abusive husband and manager Ike … turns physical.”
Beyoncé, Grammys performance

Here’s Bee’s performance and after-show piccies (

Updated 3rd February 2014.
Beyoncé, Grammys rehearsal
“Posting a series of artistic black and white shots on her Tumblr page, the 32-year-old singer gave her devoted army of fans a glimpse into the preparations behind the head-turning performance. ”

Updated 5th July 2015.

Links changed.

Recent/related stories:

Beyoncé, Chime For Change charity concert (Pick of the Week, 3rd June 2013)
Beyoncé’s fury at H&M airbrushing her curves (Pick of the Week, 23rd April 2013)
Katy Perry Grammys performance

Katy Perry gave a leg raising Grammys performance and after-show big boobage (

Updated 5th July 2015.

Link changed, not quite the original content. Sadly, that’s link rot for you.

Recent/related stories:

Katy Perry had a Late Night with Jimmy Fallon (Pick of the Week, 17th October)
Katy Perry wore this to the VMA’s (Pick of the Week, 5th September)
Iggy Azalea, Friends ‘n’ Family 17th annual pre-grammy party in Los Angeles

Iggy Azalea gave Friends ‘n’ Family pre-Grammy party mega thigh and booty in Los Angeles (

Recent/related stories:

Iggy Azalea gave at Wild Jam in San Jose (Pick of the Week, 26th December 2013)
Iggy Azalea gave some oops exposure at MTV EMAs in Amsterdam (Pick of the Week, 22nd November 2013)
Paris Hilton, Red Carpet pre-Grammy celebrations in Los Angeles

Paris Hilton see-thruly tried to show her muff at Red Carpet pre-Grammy celebrations in Los Angeles (

Updated 5th July 2015.

Link changed.

Recent/related stories:

Paris Hilton went as Miley Cyrus for Halloween (Pick of the Week, 31st October 2013)
Lil Wayne signed Paris Hilton to his record label (Pick of the Week, 28th May 2013)
Miley Cyrus with Madonna, MTV Unplugged show

Miley Cyrus gave tongue with Madonna at her MTV Unplugged show (

“As the pair prepared for their duet on Miley’s MTV Unplugged show on Wednesday night, Madge, 55, copied the 21-year-old’s infamous tongue pose.”

You can catch Miley and Madge’s tongue pokage in HQ here (

Recent/related stories:

Miley Cyrus’ ass Jingle Balls for Hot 99.5 in Washington (Pick of the Week, 26th December 2013)
Madonna turned 55: revisiting her most iconic style moments (Pick of the Week, 19th August 2013)
Kelly Brook, National Television Awards in London

Kelly Brook gave see-thru big boobage and mighty huge nippleage at National Television Awards in London (

Recent/related stories:

Kelly Brook gave a snowman an icicle boner for XXXmas Love (Pick of the Week, 8th December 2013)
Taylor Momsen, Pretty Reckless Going To Hell album cover

Taylor Momsen bared her bottom on Pretty Reckless’ Going To Hell album cover (

“The former Gossip Girl is seen naked from behind, her back emblazoned with a black cross and an arrow pointing to her rear.”

Pointing you in the right direction.

Taylor Momsen, Revolver magazine

You can catch Taylor’s album cover bare bottom here and preparing to satanically deep-throat a goats horn for Revolver here (

Taylor Momsen, Heaven Knows music video
Updated 5th July 2015.

Links updated.

Updated 28th February 2014.

Recent/related stories:

Taylor Momsen sat on the throne for Maxim (Pick of the Week, 17th October 2013)
Taylor Momsen grabbed her tittie on Pretty Reckless tour poster (Pick of the Week, 19th September 2013)
Taylor Momsen was leggy for a music video shoot in NYC (Pick of the Week, 15th April 2013)
Fifty Shades Of Grey teaser poster

Jamie Dornan surveys Seattle skyline in brooding first Fifty Shades of Grey teaser poster (

“Clad in a very expensive suit and surveying Seattle’s skyline, there can be no mistake - this man means business.”

Yep, but having let things drag on this long that’s likely straight-to-DVD business.

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Arts, culture, tech. & funnies

American Apparel merkin mannequins

American Apparel puts Merkins on mannequins in NYC for Valentine’s Day (

“American Apparel is a company that celebrates natural beauty, and the Lower East Side Valentine’s Day window continues that celebration. We created it to invite passerby’s [sic] to explore the idea of what is ‘sexy’ and consider their comfort with the natural female form.”

Indeed, “considering that in porn, there’s a whole fetish genre devoted to ‘hair,’ most of which centers on pubic hair“ is American Apparel’s window display fantasy fulfillment for more than bush-munching New Yorkers?

Recent/related stories:

Sex and the City praised for eradicating pubic lice (Pick of the Week, 10th July 2013)
American Apparel advert banned by watchdog (Pick of the Week, 15th April 2013)

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Katy Perry—Balls Out
Katy Perry—Balls Out
Allen Jones’ black woman bondage chair

Photo of Russian socialite posing on Allen Jones black woman bondage chair causes mighty offence (

FashionBombDaily cited billionaire Roman Abramovich’s 25-year-old squeeze partner Dasha Zhukova seated on it as an example of “white dominance and superiority, articulated in a seemingly serene yet overtly degrading way”, which is certainly an interpretation, but it seems the writer dug a little deeper later, discovering Allen Jones’ bondage chairs were not limited to women of a darker hue and updated:

Allen Jones’ black woman bondage chair
“Apparently white strippers were put in compromising positions as well.”

But curiously they seemed only to deserve the derogatively-put “stripper” appellation instead.

Recent/related stories:

‘Ecce Animal’ by Diddo

Dutch artist Diddo sculpts life-size human skull from cocaine (

“I don’t feel obliged to educate people on the potential dangers of drugs, … in ‘Ecce Animal’, the cocaine is used in combination with a symbol of mortality and, therefore, quite directly relates to danger.”

And as dictated by Freud‘s conflicted Eros and Thanatos ( in his “Beyond the Pleasure Principle” its effects on the arts irresistibly spiral through the same whirl of love and despair as the imbiber, and as a subject for the arts, like sex, danger sells of course.

Is Diddo making a distinction with the title—Ecce Animal— rather than Ecce homo (“Behold the man”) or….

Recent/related stories:

World’s most fearsome female gangsters (Pick of the Week, 23rd April 2013)
Google Glass

Google Glass app promises a vicarious view to spice up your sex life (

“A new app called Sex With Glass is promising to steam up the spectacles of Glass wearers worldwide, as it allows wearers to see what their partner sees when they’re making love.”

Despite Google’s “no porn on Glass” pledge and the assumption there it will be the sexual partner viewing, I think the streaming POV potential there edges closer to being its real killer app—sign up here to watch a live POV butt-fuck of [insert porn star name].

Recent/related stories:

Google Glass update lets you snap photos with a wink (Pick of the Week, 26th December 2013)

“Most hated man on the internet” arrested in revenge porn hacking case (

“…27-year-old Hunter Moore … branded the most hated man on the internet … was arrested on federal charges claiming that he paid a man to break into the e-mail accounts of hundreds of victims and steal sexually explicit images that later showed up on Moore’s notorious site.”

Although he openly mocking the people whose nude pictures appeared on the site, its branding as “revenge porn” was as much to place it in that “popular” genre with much content hacked from victims emails as submitted by those ”getting even” after rejection to provide content for an enterprise which at its peak “received about 30 million page views a month, allowing it to generate about $10,000 (£6,000) per month in ad revenue.”

Updated 26th February 2015.

Owner of [similar] revenge porn site asks Google to remove links to his own photos (

“[Craig] Brittain, 28, who lives in Colorado, founded the now-defunct site in 2011. He boasted that his site offered ‘a higher level of hatred’ than its ‘competitors’ and who posted photos of over 1,000 people. He … paid up to $100 (£60) for photos and charged up to $500 to people wanting to have them removed.

“Brittain is unhappy with [various news organisations] use of his photos with his permission and has sent a Digital Millenium Copyright Act (DMCA) take down to Google objecting to 23 articles remaining in their search rankings. ”

Updated 21st October 2014.

People who post “revenge porn” on internet could face two years in jail with new law in the UK (Pick of the Week 21st Oct. 2014).

Recent/related stories:

Sex tape App promises to keep your homemade porn safe (Pick of the Week, 30th April 2013)
Kim Dotcom

Kim Dotcom soft launched music service Baboom (

“MegaUpload and Mega founder Kim Dotcom has soft launched his long-awaited iTunes-Spotify hybrid music service Kim Dotcom, showcasing the site’s functionality with a single artist’s page: his own.”

On that page, users can check out Dotcom’s electronic dance music album Good Times, but they could also check it out on the file sharing service here ( Cover preview (is Oh, the irony!

Please note: file has not been uploaded by me, nor do I take responsibility for it. I’m just saving you a search.

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And lastly likely the most ridiculous story of the year already.

Saatchi Vs. Taki, mortal combat!

Charles Saatchi, 70, challenged The Spectator columnist Taki Theodoracopulos, 77, to a cage fight! (

“People tell me that in your unreadable column you also like to brag that you are a Black Belt at karate. Well, me too, old boy. But apparently your ‘fights’ are genteel affairs, against other soppy geriatrics rolling around the floor in crisp white outfits, in some bit of judokai nonsense. Mine take place in cages, 20 feet square, unofficial little events with no gloves, no rules, and the loser being carried out, usually battered to bits. You will understand why I laughed out loud at your schoolyard boast that I should try throttling a real hard case like you.”

Taki displayed the same curmudgeon belligerency in his reply:

“I am 77 years old, 5ft 9in and weigh 185lbs … I am willing to face him any time under cage-fighting non-rules, which will be a first for me. I need three days’ notice”

Ohhh, behave!

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