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Pick of the Week

31st October 2013

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Here’s my grab-bag pick of last weeks best illustration inspiring celebrity gossip, scandals, arts, entertainment, & just plain quirky stories & picture sexiness. A weekly round-up for busy pervs. There’s pictures—reading optional.

Disclaimer: Any comments I make are purely satirical, totally without foundation, and likely still waxing lyrical about the Halloween costume I got for my fish this year.

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Last weeks best stories & pics
(With added Halloween trick or treat besties)

Rihanna Halloween
A suspiciously phallic serpent delivering a sticky Halloween trick or treat for Rihanna.
Rihanna, GQ’s 25th anniversary edition

Rihanna licked a snake for GQ’s 25th anniversary (, link updated).

Directed by Damian Hirst for GQ’s 25th anniversary edition, the shoot shows 25-year-old Riri wearing a snake or two, snake-like contact lenses and not much else, and perhaps leaving some wondering if the unreleased shots depict anything she may have picked up from her tour of Thailand’s nightspots (Pick of the Week 24th October) or—being directed by Hirst—was that snake dead and pickled?

Rihanna, GQ’s 25th anniversary edition

You can catch RiRi’s GQ serpent spread here (, link updated).

Recent/related stories:

Thai police clean house with RiRi’s tweets (Pick of the Week, 24th October)
RiRi’s certainly not quitting giving it some tongue! (Pick of the Week, 19th September)

Halloween party roundup

Michelle Trachtenberg, Halloween

And Michelle Trachtenberg as the spider queen.

Recent/related stories:

Halloween 2012 (Pick of the Week, 30th October 2012)
Halloween 2012 follow-up (Pick of the Week, 6th November 2012)
Kate Moss, topless in Jamaica

Kate Moss got her baps out in Jamaica (…

Denies Playboy’s 60th anniversary bash had to be moved due to her US visa troubles (

“A representative speaking to MailOnline on behalf of the model, who is set to grace the cover of the issue, has denied reports that the magazine had to rearrange.”

And nothing to do with those 2005 photos, which showed the model chopping and snorting a white powder.

Recent/related stories:

Kate Moss gave see-thru nipplege in Milan (Pick of the Week, 24th September)
Katy Perry, X Factor

Katy Perry’s tiger tits performed on the X Factor UK (

Updated 17th November 2013: link changed.

Recent/related stories:

Katy Perry had a Late Night with Jimmy Fallon (Pick of the Week, 17th October)
Katy Perry wore this to the VMA’s (Pick of the Week, 5th September)
Cheryl Cole 2014 calendar

Cheryl Cole’s rosebutt pops out on her 2014 calendar (

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Kat Dennings, Thor: The Dark World premiere in London

Kat Dennings’ mighty shabba-dos caused more K.O.s than that hammer at the Thor: The Dark World premiere in London (

Recent/related stories:

Kat Dennings gave ginormous Summer TCA tittie (Pick of the Week, 5th August)
Pixie Lott, Q awards in London

Pixie Lott gave fancy pants and pokies at the Q awards in London (

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Courtney Stodden beach photoshoot

Courtney Stodden rolled out her bikini bowling balls—and did she get LiLo’s lips? (

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Alyssa Arce, Gosee

Playboy’s Miss July 2013 Alyssa Arce got black and white see-Thru for Gosee (

Whitney Houston, Madame Tussauds

Whitney Houston was honoured at Madame Tussauds (

“The late singer was remembered with a special unveiling—complete with gospel choir—at London’s famous Madame Tussauds museum.”

Recent/related stories:

Sofia Vergara to get two waxworks (Latina Pick of the Week, 4th June)

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Arts, culture, tech. & funnies

Halloween, top costumes—for you and your pet (

I’m not sure a Breaking Bad boiler suit is gonna raise any spirits.

Got a Halloween costume (for you or your pet) to beat that? Feel free to post a picture in the members area.

Recent/related stories:

Sexy Squid? Halloween costumes get absurd (Pick of the Week, 24th October)
Majority of Halloween costume spending is for adults (Pick of the Week, 17th October)
Le Tag Parfait

Online French porn culture magazine Le Tag Parfait launched English version (

“Le Tag Parfait, an online magazine dealing with porn culture, has seen success in France since launching in 2010 … initially meant to be a blog dedicated to porn … it quickly gained in reputation with articles, reports and interviews that made the website a model in porn culture, dealing equally with porn industry as with investigative journalism.”

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Marathon complaints redirected to sex line

San Francisco residents calling to complain about marathon noise were redirected to phone sex line (

“When [grumpy residents living near Union Square who were awakened by amplified music and announcements] called in, they heard a woman’s voice say ‘unzip your fly, baby,’ on the other end.”

Old boy whacking one off with receiver to ear: “Are you sure this will help me get back to sleep, it’s still so damn loud out there?”

David Cerny, parlamentary gesture

Controversial Czech sculptor David Cerny sent parliamentary elections which could give Communists a taste of power a gesture floating down the Vltava river (

“In the eyes of many people in the country of 10 million people, the Communists are linked to 41 years of repression.”

Oh! Belgian Maurice is so upset, he really loved that shade of royal party purple too!

Facebook juggled beheading videos

Facebook dropped ban on beheading clips (…

“…Facebook … reversed its decision, saying that it believes users should be free to watch and condemn such videos.”

In the same way they should be allowed to condemn, post and watch all the hardcore porn they wish, I guess.

But within a day it pushed its P.C. neck back up its social networking bottom following worldwide outrage (

“The social networking site was adamant that it did not reverse or change any policies as a result of the controversy, but that criticism of the video prompted it to be scrutinised more closely in the context of existing terms of service. ”
David Cameron’s jumpergate “scandal”

Hell yeah, that would be David Cameron leading criticism of this “irresponsible” site, breathing a sigh of relief it distracted the British public wondering about which jumper he’s wearing at home today to keep out the political chill (

Facebook’s changing standards: from beheading to breastfeeding images (

“…‘deep flesh wounds’ and ‘crushed heads/limbs’ were allowed, but pictures of human bodily fluids [and breastfeeding nipples were] banned if a person is visible. And semen cannot be shown anywhere.”

Well, it makes the bloody piccies stick to each other! But I’m sure those evolving standards are nothing to do with competition with Twitter or Google+ or anyone tiring of the social network as they turn to newer “cooler” apps of course (

“…as Facebook approaches its tenth anniversary the firm published its annual 10-K report last month revealing that its younger users are increasingly turning away from the multi-billion dollar business.”

And I guess it was natural for them to think they should be able to comment on beheadings rather than what for them can not be a jizzy moneyshot.

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